THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING CELEBRITY BOWLING ON ESPN CLASSIC

Wow, that Roy Rogers was one bad-ass kegler. Bob Newhart too. Not surprising. Newhart just *looks* like a bowler.

Rogers is wearing a bolo tie. While bowling. Does that make it a bowl-o tie? That's hilarious!

I'm not sure when this was taped, but Don Adams looks like a porn movie director.

And George Foreman should have stuck to boxing. His mind is not in this. He must be thinking about grilling burgers after the show. And wondering how to better drain the grease away. In fact, perhaps it was during this taping that he got the idea for the grill. Luckily for him Bob Newhart was there to carry the team. Hope he cut him in on the royalties. I imagine Newhart getting a check in the mail once a month from the Foreman Grill company for $1.07.

Man, I think of some weird shit while watching celebrity bowling. Must be the heat. Actually, it must be the heat that has me watching Celebrity Bowling in the first place.