MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Hi there! Boy is my plate full...all 4 of the major pro sports in action, plus college gridders, and college cagers not far off. Time for me to combine them all in one big sweaty weekly recap.
THIS WEEK'S FASHION HIGHLIGHTS:
* We got our first official look at Syracuse in HD, with their lovely orange pants, reminiscent of the old Browns look. The Orange do orange right!
* Clemson wore a fabulous combo this week, purple jerseys and orange pants. They do purple AND orange right!
Pic Of The Week: Clemson's cute color combo
* You didn't think I forgot hockey, did you? Worry not, Mr. C has been keeping track, and the champs in Chicago are looking splendid as ever, as are the Red Wings, Flyers, and Bruins, all sporting solid classic unis.
* And the NBA began their season last night, with the Celtics and Lakers still frontrunners in fashion, although the Houston Rockets certainly had an interesting color combo, all rocket red with silver trim.
THIS WEEK'S FASHION LOWLIGHTS:
* The Chargers are still eschewing light blue for dark blue, and against the N.E. Cheaters I almost couldn't tell the teams apart. How sad.
* The Oregon Ducks wore yet another disastrous color combo last week, this time yellow jerseys with black pants, and still have that horrible number font that looks like it was designed by the same crayon-wielding 'learning-impaired' 5-year-old who designed the old Toledo Storm logo.
* The Cincinnati Bearcats also tried an alternate color combo, red jerseys with black pants, but nothing works given their fundamentally-flawed design.
* Another game where it was hard to tell the teams apart: Notre Dame v Navy. Copy each other much?
* The Hoosiers out-uglied the Illini in a spooge-fest, thanks to what looks like duct tape on the back of their red pants.
* Drapes matching the carpet is okay, but not your football uniform, Boise State! Tom Thayer was right when he called that the biggest cheat in sports. I wouldn't mind so much if it were a pretty blue. It's not. It always looks like it just rained there. And when it DOES rain it looks even worse!
* Meanwhile, in the baseball playoffs, the unis worn during the ALCS and NLCS were just as boring as the sport itself. Except for Game 1 when Texas wore red jerseys, it was all white and grey, with occasional pinstripes. Yawn! Safe to say in the WS, San Fran will be the better-dressed team. Let's just hope they break out their delicious creamsicle look!
* In the NHL, the Colorado Avalanche sport both shitty colors and shitty numbers, and are already in the cellar in the fashion standings. Plus, I detest non-plural team nicknames! And San Jose is still wearing the dreaded black and teal that just about every major sports team that started up in the 90s wears. The original bad sports fashion trend.
* Finally, the Miami Heat wore all black last night. How fitting for the new villains of the sports world.
And now, all the standings....
(Notes: Any team not listed is 0-0. All NFL and NHL teams are currently wearing Reebok. I have yet to see any brand logos on MLB or NBA uniforms.)
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 7)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 7-0 -wwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-0 -wwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 6-0 -wwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 6-1 -lwwwwww
Dallas Cowboys 6-2 wlwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 5-2 -wwwllww
St Louis Rams 5-2 -wlwwwlw
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl
Washington Redskins 5-2 -wwwwlwl
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww-
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl-
Oakland Raiders 4-3 -wllwwlw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-3 -wlwwwll
Buffalo Bills 3-3 -llwlw-w
Seattle Seahawks 3-3 -wlwl-lw
Miami Dolphins 3-3 -lwww-ll
Tennessee Titans 3-4 -lwlllww
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll
Carolina Panthers 2-4 -wlwll-l
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 2-5 -lllllww
New England Patriots 1-5 -llll-wl
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll-
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll
Minnesota Vikings 1-6 -lllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-6 -wllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-6 -lllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-7 llllll-l
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-7 -lllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 8-0 wwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 7-0 wwwww-ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 5-0 -w-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 5-0 -wwww--w
Tennessee (Adidas) 5-0 -wwww--w
Nebraska (Adidas) 4-0 --w--www
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww--
Georgia (Nike) 3-0 -ww----w
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Syracuse (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w--
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 7-1 wwwwwlww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-1 -wwwwwwl
UCLA (Adidas) 5-1 lwww-w-w
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw-
Clemson (Nike) 4-1 w-l-ww-w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www-
Mississippi (Nike) 3-1 wl----ww
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww-
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w
Navy (Nike) 2-1 w---w--l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w-
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w-
Penn State (Nike) 4-3 wllwlw-w
Illinois (Nike) 4-3 wlw-llww
Purdue (Nike) 4-3 lwww-lwl
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll
Washington (Nike) 2-2 --l-l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w--
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl-----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l--
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-4 w-lwwlll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-3 w-l--wll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 1-2 -l---l-w
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-2 ----lw-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l
Connecticut (Nike) 1-2 w----l-l
Kentucky (Nike) 1-3 ---l-lwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l-
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l-
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl-
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l-----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l--
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l----
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l-
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l--
Missouri (Nike) 0-3 l-----ll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l--
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-4 --ll--ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-4 -l-ll--l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-5 l-ll--ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-5 -l-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-5 lll---ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-5 -lll--ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-6 ll-l-lll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
Adidas 55-43
Nike 131-128
New Balance 1-1
Russell 8-10
Under Armour 12-25
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 6-1 wlwwwww
Minnesota Wild 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
San Jose Sharks 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 1-0 w
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Miami Heat 0-1 l
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
CLEVELAND AT PITTSBURGH
Browns in all white. Steelers in home throwbacks! Welcome back, Ben!
WINNER: PITTSBURGH
DETROIT AT NY GIANTS
Lions in white and silver. G-men in blue and grey.
WINNER: NY GIANTS
ATLANTA AT PHILADELPHIA
Falcons in red and white. Eagles in white and green. Atlanta loses on spooge.
WINNER: PHILADELPHIA
BALTIMORE AT NEW ENGLAND
Ravens in all white. Cheaters in blue and silver. Ravens have uglier numbers.
WINNER: NEW ENGLAND
KANSAS CITY AT HOUSTON
Chiefs in all white. Texans in blue and white.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY
MIAMI AT GREEN BAY
Dolphins in white and shiny aqua. Pack in green and yellow.
WINNER: GREEN BAY
NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY
Saints in black and gold. Bucs in white and pewter.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS
SAN DIEGO AT ST LOUIS
Chargers in white and dark blue. Rams in all dark blue. Bleah.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO
SEATTLE AT CHICAGO
Seahawks in all white. Bears in navy and white.
WINNER: CHICAGO
DALLAS AT MINNESOTA
Cowboys in white and metallic blue. Vikes in purple and white.
WINNER: DALLAS
NY JETS AT DENVER
Jets in all white. Broncos in orange and white.
WINNER: NY JETS
OAKLAND AT SAN FRANCISCO
Raiders in white and silver, not shiny under clouds. Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO
INDIANAPOLIS AT WASHINGTON
Colts in all white. Burgundyskins in yellow pants! Capital!
WINNER: WASHINGTON
TENNESSEE AT JACKSONVILLE
Titans in white and dark blue. Jags in teal and white.
WINNER: TENNESSEE
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 6)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 6-0 -wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 6-0 -wwwwww
New Orleans Saints 6-0 -wwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 5-0 -wwww-w
San Francisco 49ers 5-1 -lwwwww
New York Giants 5-1 -wlwwww
Washington Redskins 5-1 -wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 5-2 wlwwlww
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 4-2 -wwwllw
St Louis Rams 4-2 -wlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-2 -wlwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl
Miami Dolphins 3-2 -lwww-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-3 -wwlllw
Oakland Raiders 3-3 -wllwwl
Cleveland Browns 3-3 -lwwlwl
Buffalo Bills 2-3 -llwlw-
Carolina Panthers 2-3 -wlwll-
Seattle Seahawks 2-3 -wlwl-l
Tennessee Titans 2-4 -lwlllw
Atlanta Falcons 2-4 -lwlwll
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll
New England Patriots 1-4 -llll-w
San Diego Chargers 1-5 -lllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-5 -llllwl
Minnesota Vikings 1-5 -lllwll
Denver Broncos 1-5 -wlllll
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-5 -lllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6 llllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-6 -llllll
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
CLEVELAND AT PITTSBURGH
Browns in all white. Steelers in home throwbacks! Welcome back, Ben!
WINNER: PITTSBURGH
DETROIT AT NY GIANTS
Lions in white and silver. G-men in blue and grey.
WINNER: NY GIANTS
ATLANTA AT PHILADELPHIA
Falcons in red and white. Eagles in white and green. Atlanta loses on spooge.
WINNER: PHILADELPHIA
BALTIMORE AT NEW ENGLAND
Ravens in all white. Cheaters in blue and silver. Ravens have uglier numbers.
WINNER: NEW ENGLAND
KANSAS CITY AT HOUSTON
Chiefs in all white. Texans in blue and white.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY
MIAMI AT GREEN BAY
Dolphins in white and shiny aqua. Pack in green and yellow.
WINNER: GREEN BAY
NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY
Saints in black and gold. Bucs in white and pewter.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS
SAN DIEGO AT ST LOUIS
Chargers in white and dark blue. Rams in all dark blue. Bleah.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO
SEATTLE AT CHICAGO
Seahawks in all white. Bears in navy and white.
WINNER: CHICAGO
DALLAS AT MINNESOTA
Cowboys in white and metallic blue. Vikes in purple and white.
WINNER: DALLAS
NY JETS AT DENVER
Jets in all white. Broncos in orange and white.
WINNER: NY JETS
OAKLAND AT SAN FRANCISCO
Raiders in white and silver, not shiny under clouds. Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO
INDIANAPOLIS AT WASHINGTON
Colts in all white. Burgundyskins in yellow pants! Capital!
WINNER: WASHINGTON
TENNESSEE AT JACKSONVILLE
Titans in white and dark blue. Jags in teal and white.
WINNER: TENNESSEE
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 6)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 6-0 -wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 6-0 -wwwwww
New Orleans Saints 6-0 -wwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 5-0 -wwww-w
San Francisco 49ers 5-1 -lwwwww
New York Giants 5-1 -wlwwww
Washington Redskins 5-1 -wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 5-2 wlwwlww
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 4-2 -wwwllw
St Louis Rams 4-2 -wlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-2 -wlwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl
Miami Dolphins 3-2 -lwww-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-3 -wwlllw
Oakland Raiders 3-3 -wllwwl
Cleveland Browns 3-3 -lwwlwl
Buffalo Bills 2-3 -llwlw-
Carolina Panthers 2-3 -wlwll-
Seattle Seahawks 2-3 -wlwl-l
Tennessee Titans 2-4 -lwlllw
Atlanta Falcons 2-4 -lwlwll
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll
New England Patriots 1-4 -llll-w
San Diego Chargers 1-5 -lllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-5 -llllwl
Minnesota Vikings 1-5 -lllwll
Denver Broncos 1-5 -wlllll
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-5 -lllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6 llllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-6 -llllll
Sunday, October 17, 2010
COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 7
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
USC (Nike) AT STANFORD (Nike)
A leftover from last week, I guess. Trojans in white and yellow, Stan in red and white.
WINNER: STANFORD
CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT MARSHALL (Nike)
UCF in black jerseys with white spooge and gold pants. Herd in all white.
WINNER: MARSHALL
SOUTH FLORIDA (Under Armour) AT WEST VIRGINIA (Nike)
Bulls in white and green. WV in all yellow with dark blue spooge. Ugly numbers abound.
WINNER: SOUTH FLORIDA
CINCINNATI (Adidas) AT LOUISVILLE (Adidas)
Cincy in all white. Cards in red and white.
WINNER: LOUISVILLE
BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
BC in all white with hideous numbers. FSU in red and gold with not-nearly-as-hideous-as-BC's numbers.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE
MINNESOTA (Nike) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Gophers in all maroon with yellow spooge and white helmets. Purdue in white jerseys with black numbers and gold pants, not sure if it's a new look or an old look, but it's a nice look.
WINNER: PURDUE
ARKANSAS STATE (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Arky State in all white with red block numbers and black helmets. Indy in red and white with their big ugly blotches of spooge on the sides.
WINNER: ARKANSAS STATE
MISSOURI (Nike) AT TEXAS A&M (Adidas)
Mizzou in all white with black and gold spooge. Aggies in maroon and white.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
ILLINOIS (Nike) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge. MSU in green jerseys with stupid eyelash numbers, and white pants with green spooge. What a shitty matchup. U of I on colors.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
WESTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Broncos in all white with nice jerseys but black spooge on the pants, which ruins an otherwise good look. That's just sad. ND in blue and gold.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
NC STATE (Adidas) AT EAST CAROLINA (Nike)
NC State in white and red. ECU in all purple, looking very pretty in the sun.
WINNER: EAST CAROLINA
ARKANSAS (Nike) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Arky in all white with red shoulders and "Arkansas" down the legs. Auburn in blue and white with orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN
TEXAS (Nike) AT NEBRASKA (Adidas)
Texas in all white. Nebraska in red and white.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
Wake in white and gold. VT in purple and white. Hokies need to stick to this look.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
IOWA (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
Iowa in white. UM in blue. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA
CALIFORNIA (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Cal in white jerseys and blue pants with yellow spooge OD. Trojans in maroon and yellow.
WINNER: USC
BYU (Nike) AT TCU (Nike)
FU both. BYU in white and blue. TCU in purple and that icky scaly shit.
WINNER: BYU
SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
South Carolina in white and black. Kentucky in all blue. It's KY all over the 'Cocks. Hey, just the way I like it!
WINNER: KENTUCKY
UTAH (Under Armour) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Utes in all white with red spooge and ugly numbers. Wyoming in brown and shiny yellow but with a lot of spooge. Wyo still wins big time on color.
WINNER: WYOMING
OHIO STATE (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
OSU in white and grey, Wisc in red and white. BTW, FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA!
WINNER: OHIO STATE
MISSISSIPPI STATE (Adidas) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
MSU in white and maroon. Florida in blue and white.
WINNER: FLORIDA
MCNEESE STATE [FCS] (Under Armour) AT LSU (Nike)
McNeese in white and yellow. LSU in purple jerseys and yellow pants. LSU does purple right! They put the Vikings to shame! Now if only they'd wear it more often.
WINNER: LSU
ARIZONA (Nike) AT WASHINGTON STATE (Nike)
'Zona in all white. WSU in red and grey. Cougar unis are to Buckeye unis as Viceroy butterflies are to Monarch butterflies.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
MISSISSIPPI (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Rebs in white and grey. Tide in red and white.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI
OREGON STATE (Nike) AT WASHINGTON (Nike)
OSU in white and black. Huskies in patchy purple and white. We'll overlook the patchiness this week.
WINNER: WASHINGTON
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-0 -wwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 6-0 wwwww-w
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0 -w-www-
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0 -wwww--
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0 -wwww--
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww-
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w-
Nebraska (Adidas) 3-0 --w--ww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w
Georgia (Nike) 2-0 -ww----
Navy (Nike) 2-0 w---w--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-0 ----w-w
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-----
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w------
Louisville (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w------
South Florida (Under Armour) 1-0 ------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwlw
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwwl
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1 lwww-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www
Clemson (Nike) 3-1 w-l-ww-
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l-
LSU (Nike) 5-2 wwwwllw
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww
Purdue (Nike) 4-2 lwww-lw
Alabama (Nike) 4-2 -wlwwwl
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww---
Mississippi (Nike) 2-1 wl----w
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1 -ww-l--
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w
Penn State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw---
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1 ----lw-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
UAB (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w-
Illinois (Nike) 3-3 wlw-llw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2 -l-wwl-
Boise State (Nike) 1-1 w--l---
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l
Arizona (Nike) 2-2 w-l--wl
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-3 w-lwwll
Kentucky (Nike) 1-2 ---l-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw---
Washington (Nike) 1-2 --l-l-w
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2 l--w-l-
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2 wll----
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll--
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l
Texas (Nike) 1-4 l-wll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1 ----l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l--
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-2 l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l---
Utah (Under Armour) 0-2 l-----l
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2 -l---l-
Arkansas (Nike) 0-3 --ll--l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l-
Oregon (Nike) 0-3 -l-ll--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-4 l-ll--l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4 -l-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-4 lll---l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l
West Virginia (Nike) 0-4 -lll--l
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-5 ll-l-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Army, Buffalo, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico, New Mexico State, San Diego State
and Syracuse all 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0 -----w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w---
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-----
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l---
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-----
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
All other teams 0-0
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
Adidas 48-38
Nike 115-112
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 11-22
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
USC (Nike) AT STANFORD (Nike)
A leftover from last week, I guess. Trojans in white and yellow, Stan in red and white.
WINNER: STANFORD
CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT MARSHALL (Nike)
UCF in black jerseys with white spooge and gold pants. Herd in all white.
WINNER: MARSHALL
SOUTH FLORIDA (Under Armour) AT WEST VIRGINIA (Nike)
Bulls in white and green. WV in all yellow with dark blue spooge. Ugly numbers abound.
WINNER: SOUTH FLORIDA
CINCINNATI (Adidas) AT LOUISVILLE (Adidas)
Cincy in all white. Cards in red and white.
WINNER: LOUISVILLE
BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
BC in all white with hideous numbers. FSU in red and gold with not-nearly-as-hideous-as-BC's numbers.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE
MINNESOTA (Nike) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Gophers in all maroon with yellow spooge and white helmets. Purdue in white jerseys with black numbers and gold pants, not sure if it's a new look or an old look, but it's a nice look.
WINNER: PURDUE
ARKANSAS STATE (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Arky State in all white with red block numbers and black helmets. Indy in red and white with their big ugly blotches of spooge on the sides.
WINNER: ARKANSAS STATE
MISSOURI (Nike) AT TEXAS A&M (Adidas)
Mizzou in all white with black and gold spooge. Aggies in maroon and white.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
ILLINOIS (Nike) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge. MSU in green jerseys with stupid eyelash numbers, and white pants with green spooge. What a shitty matchup. U of I on colors.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
WESTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Broncos in all white with nice jerseys but black spooge on the pants, which ruins an otherwise good look. That's just sad. ND in blue and gold.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
NC STATE (Adidas) AT EAST CAROLINA (Nike)
NC State in white and red. ECU in all purple, looking very pretty in the sun.
WINNER: EAST CAROLINA
ARKANSAS (Nike) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Arky in all white with red shoulders and "Arkansas" down the legs. Auburn in blue and white with orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN
TEXAS (Nike) AT NEBRASKA (Adidas)
Texas in all white. Nebraska in red and white.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
Wake in white and gold. VT in purple and white. Hokies need to stick to this look.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
IOWA (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
Iowa in white. UM in blue. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA
CALIFORNIA (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Cal in white jerseys and blue pants with yellow spooge OD. Trojans in maroon and yellow.
WINNER: USC
BYU (Nike) AT TCU (Nike)
FU both. BYU in white and blue. TCU in purple and that icky scaly shit.
WINNER: BYU
SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
South Carolina in white and black. Kentucky in all blue. It's KY all over the 'Cocks. Hey, just the way I like it!
WINNER: KENTUCKY
UTAH (Under Armour) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Utes in all white with red spooge and ugly numbers. Wyoming in brown and shiny yellow but with a lot of spooge. Wyo still wins big time on color.
WINNER: WYOMING
OHIO STATE (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
OSU in white and grey, Wisc in red and white. BTW, FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA!
WINNER: OHIO STATE
MISSISSIPPI STATE (Adidas) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
MSU in white and maroon. Florida in blue and white.
WINNER: FLORIDA
MCNEESE STATE [FCS] (Under Armour) AT LSU (Nike)
McNeese in white and yellow. LSU in purple jerseys and yellow pants. LSU does purple right! They put the Vikings to shame! Now if only they'd wear it more often.
WINNER: LSU
ARIZONA (Nike) AT WASHINGTON STATE (Nike)
'Zona in all white. WSU in red and grey. Cougar unis are to Buckeye unis as Viceroy butterflies are to Monarch butterflies.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
MISSISSIPPI (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Rebs in white and grey. Tide in red and white.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI
OREGON STATE (Nike) AT WASHINGTON (Nike)
OSU in white and black. Huskies in patchy purple and white. We'll overlook the patchiness this week.
WINNER: WASHINGTON
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-0 -wwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 6-0 wwwww-w
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0 -w-www-
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0 -wwww--
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0 -wwww--
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww-
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w-
Nebraska (Adidas) 3-0 --w--ww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w
Georgia (Nike) 2-0 -ww----
Navy (Nike) 2-0 w---w--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-0 ----w-w
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-----
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w------
Louisville (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w------
South Florida (Under Armour) 1-0 ------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwlw
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwwl
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1 lwww-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www
Clemson (Nike) 3-1 w-l-ww-
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l-
LSU (Nike) 5-2 wwwwllw
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww
Purdue (Nike) 4-2 lwww-lw
Alabama (Nike) 4-2 -wlwwwl
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww---
Mississippi (Nike) 2-1 wl----w
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1 -ww-l--
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w
Penn State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw---
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1 ----lw-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
UAB (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w-
Illinois (Nike) 3-3 wlw-llw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2 -l-wwl-
Boise State (Nike) 1-1 w--l---
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l
Arizona (Nike) 2-2 w-l--wl
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-3 w-lwwll
Kentucky (Nike) 1-2 ---l-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw---
Washington (Nike) 1-2 --l-l-w
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2 l--w-l-
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2 wll----
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll--
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l
Texas (Nike) 1-4 l-wll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1 ----l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l--
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-2 l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l---
Utah (Under Armour) 0-2 l-----l
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2 -l---l-
Arkansas (Nike) 0-3 --ll--l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l-
Oregon (Nike) 0-3 -l-ll--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-4 l-ll--l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4 -l-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-4 lll---l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l
West Virginia (Nike) 0-4 -lll--l
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-5 ll-l-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Army, Buffalo, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico, New Mexico State, San Diego State
and Syracuse all 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0 -----w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w---
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-----
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l---
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-----
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
All other teams 0-0
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
Adidas 48-38
Nike 115-112
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 11-22
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
MLB DIVISIONAL SERIES FASHION REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond
Boring! The only highlight was the San Francisco Giants in Game 3, wearing tasty orange jerseys with creamy white pants. Can you say creamsicles? Yummy!
All 4 series were sweeps, San Fran over Atlanta, Philly over Cincy, Yank-me's over Twins, and Tampa outdressed Texas despite losing the series.
Sorry I don't have more to say, but baseball unis are as boring as...well, baseball!
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond
Boring! The only highlight was the San Francisco Giants in Game 3, wearing tasty orange jerseys with creamy white pants. Can you say creamsicles? Yummy!
All 4 series were sweeps, San Fran over Atlanta, Philly over Cincy, Yank-me's over Twins, and Tampa outdressed Texas despite losing the series.
Sorry I don't have more to say, but baseball unis are as boring as...well, baseball!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Big Ben's suspension is over, and so is our boycott of the NFL.
NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE - WEEK 5 IN REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond
Talk about the No Fun League! No surprises this week, so no reviews necessary, we'll just note the colors worn for the record.
ATLANTA AT CLEVELAND
Falcons in all white, Browns in brown and white.
WINNER: CLEVELAND
CHICAGO AT CAROLINA
Bears in navy and white, Panthers in all white.
WINNER: CHICAGO
DENVER AT BALTIMORE
Broncos in all white, Ravens in purple and white.
WINNER: BALTIMORE
GREEN BAY AT WASHINGTON
Pack in white and yellow, Skins in burgundy and white.
WINNER: GREEN BAY
JACKSONVILLE AT BUFFALO
Jags in white and black, Bills in all blue.
WINNER: BUFFALO
KANSAS CITY AT INDIANAPOLIS
Chiefs in all white, Colts in blue and white.
WINNER: INDIANAPOLIS
NY GIANTS AT HOUSTON
Giants in white and grey, Texans in dark blue and white.
WINNER: NY GIANTS
ST LOUIS AT DETROIT
Rams in all white, Lions in blue and silver.
WINNER: ST LOUIS
TAMPA BAY AT CINCINNATI
Bucs in white and pewter, Bungles in black and white.
WINNER: TAMPA BAY
NEW ORLEANS AT ARIZONA
Saints in white and gold, Cards in red and white.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS
SAN DIEGO AT OAKLAND
Chargers in white and dark blue, Raiders in black and silver.
WINNER: OAKLAND
TENNESSEE AT DALLAS
Titans in light blue and dark blue. Cowboys in white and metallic blue.
WINNER: DALLAS
PHILADELPHIA AT SAN FRANCISCO
Eagles in white and dark green, Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO
MINNESOTA AT NY JETS
Vikes in all white, Jets in green and white.
WINNER: NY JETS
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 5)
Chicago Bears 5-0
Green Bay Packers 5-0
New Orleans Saints 5-0
Pittsburgh Steelers 4-0
San Francisco 49ers 4-1
New York Giants 4-1
St Louis Rams 4-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-1
Indianapolis Colts 4-1
Washington Redskins 4-1
Miami Dolphins 3-1
Dallas Cowboys 4-2
New York Jets 3-2
Oakland Raiders 3-2
Cleveland Browns 3-2
Kansas City Chiefs 3-2
Seattle Seahawks 2-2
Buffalo Bills 2-3
Atlanta Falcons 2-3
Detroit Lions 2-3
Carolina Panthers 2-3
Philadelphia Eagles 2-3
Houston Texans 1-4
Baltimore Ravens 1-4
Minnesota Vikings 1-4
Tennessee Titans 1-4
Denver Broncos 1-4
New England Patriots 0-4
Arizona Cardinals 0-5
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-5
San Diego Chargers 0-5
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6
NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE - WEEK 5 IN REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond
Talk about the No Fun League! No surprises this week, so no reviews necessary, we'll just note the colors worn for the record.
ATLANTA AT CLEVELAND
Falcons in all white, Browns in brown and white.
WINNER: CLEVELAND
CHICAGO AT CAROLINA
Bears in navy and white, Panthers in all white.
WINNER: CHICAGO
DENVER AT BALTIMORE
Broncos in all white, Ravens in purple and white.
WINNER: BALTIMORE
GREEN BAY AT WASHINGTON
Pack in white and yellow, Skins in burgundy and white.
WINNER: GREEN BAY
JACKSONVILLE AT BUFFALO
Jags in white and black, Bills in all blue.
WINNER: BUFFALO
KANSAS CITY AT INDIANAPOLIS
Chiefs in all white, Colts in blue and white.
WINNER: INDIANAPOLIS
NY GIANTS AT HOUSTON
Giants in white and grey, Texans in dark blue and white.
WINNER: NY GIANTS
ST LOUIS AT DETROIT
Rams in all white, Lions in blue and silver.
WINNER: ST LOUIS
TAMPA BAY AT CINCINNATI
Bucs in white and pewter, Bungles in black and white.
WINNER: TAMPA BAY
NEW ORLEANS AT ARIZONA
Saints in white and gold, Cards in red and white.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS
SAN DIEGO AT OAKLAND
Chargers in white and dark blue, Raiders in black and silver.
WINNER: OAKLAND
TENNESSEE AT DALLAS
Titans in light blue and dark blue. Cowboys in white and metallic blue.
WINNER: DALLAS
PHILADELPHIA AT SAN FRANCISCO
Eagles in white and dark green, Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO
MINNESOTA AT NY JETS
Vikes in all white, Jets in green and white.
WINNER: NY JETS
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 5)
Chicago Bears 5-0
Green Bay Packers 5-0
New Orleans Saints 5-0
Pittsburgh Steelers 4-0
San Francisco 49ers 4-1
New York Giants 4-1
St Louis Rams 4-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-1
Indianapolis Colts 4-1
Washington Redskins 4-1
Miami Dolphins 3-1
Dallas Cowboys 4-2
New York Jets 3-2
Oakland Raiders 3-2
Cleveland Browns 3-2
Kansas City Chiefs 3-2
Seattle Seahawks 2-2
Buffalo Bills 2-3
Atlanta Falcons 2-3
Detroit Lions 2-3
Carolina Panthers 2-3
Philadelphia Eagles 2-3
Houston Texans 1-4
Baltimore Ravens 1-4
Minnesota Vikings 1-4
Tennessee Titans 1-4
Denver Broncos 1-4
New England Patriots 0-4
Arizona Cardinals 0-5
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-5
San Diego Chargers 0-5
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6
Sunday, October 10, 2010
COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
TROY (Adidas) AT MIDDLE TENNESSEE (Nike)
Troy in white jerseys and maroon pants with white and silver stripes, but it's a metallic maroon so it's kind of shiny. MT in all black with blue numbers and blue pant spooge.
WINNER: TROY
UAB (Nike) AT UCF (Nike)
UAB in white jerseys with green numbers and gold spooge, and gold pants. UCF in black jerseys with white numbers and spooge, and gold pants. Both suck. I guess the green is nice.
WINNER: UAB
NEBRASKA (Adidas) AT KANSAS STATE (Nike)
Nebraska in white jerseys and red pants that are shiny under lights. K-State in purple jerseys and silver pants. Nobody does purple like K-State. This is a tough pick. Let's go with shiny.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
PRAIRIE VIEW A&M [FCS] (Russell) VS ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF [FCS] (Russell)
Finally, a black game in HD! It's a miracle! PVAM in all white with plenty of purple spooge. UAPB in all black with gold numbers, but no spooge. BTW, both teams' helmets horribly, hideously scuffed up.
WINNER: ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF
CONNECTICUT (Nike) AT RUTGERS (Nike)
Huskies in white jerseys and blue pants with white spooge. Scarlet Knights in all scarlet with no spooge.
WINNER: RUTGERS
OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike) AT LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE (Russell)
OSU in white jerseys and orange pants with black spooge. L-L in all red with white spooge and ugly numbers. Cowboys need to lose the spooge, otherwise they do well looking like the BC Lions.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA STATE
INDIANA (Adidas) AT OHIO STATE (Nike)
White and red spoogefest vs the scarlet and grey. Not even close.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
ILLINOIS (Nike) AT PENN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge, PSU in blue jerseys and white pants. Hooray for boring.
WINNER: PENN STATE
CENTRAL MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
CMU in all white with maroon spooge. Purple jerseys, white pants and helmets. VT looks good again? Go fig.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
BAYLOR (Nike) VS TEXAS TECH (Under Armour) at Dallas
Bears in all white with green spooge. TT in red jerseys, white pants and black helmets and spooge. I'll side with the lesser of two spooges.
WINNER: BAYLOR
MINNESOTA (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
Gophers in all white with maroon spooge. Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushrooms in red jerseys and white pants. No contest.
WINNER: WISCONSIN
ALABAMA (Nike) AT SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour)
'Bama in all white, 'Cocks in all ugly red with white spooge. Roll Tide.
WINNER: ALABAMA
MICHIGAN STATE (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
MSU in all white with a little green spooge on the knees, those stupid eyelash numbers, and what looks like pewter on the shoulders. UM in blue jerseys and yellow pants, I need not mention the helmets, which normally are enough for a loss. But since MSU has gone to such extraordinary lengths to fuck up their unis, I think they deserve the dishonor of this first:
LOSER: MICHIGAN STATE
PITTSBURGH (Nike) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Pitt in white jerseys and dark blue pants with a nice gold/white stripe. ND in usual dark blue jerseys and gold pants.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH
VIRGINIA (Nike) AT GEORGIA TECH (Russell)
Cavs in dark blue jerseys and orange pants with dark blue 'leaky pen' spooge. GT in white jerseys with gold pants and spooge. I like the orange but the ink stains have to go.
WINNER: VIRGINIA
UCLA (Adidas) AT CALIFORNIA (Nike)
Bruins in white jerseys with dark blue trim and shiny gold pants. Cal in patchy yellow jerseys and dark blue pants, spooge all over.
WINNER: UCLA
AKRON (Adidas) AT KENT STATE (Nike)
Zips in white jerseys and dark blue pants, with spooge and ugly numbers. Kent in navy blue jerseys and shiny yellow 'Golden Flash' pants.
WINNER: KENT STATE
CLEMSON (Nike) AT NORTH CAROLINA (Nike)
Clemson in white jerseys and orange pants. Heels in light blue jerseys and white pants. The orange and the light blue are both so pretty in the sun! Looks like the Nevada on the NC pants will be the decider.
WINNER: CLEMSON
EASTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VANDERBILT (Nike)
Emus in white jerseys and green pants. Vandy in all black.
WINNER: EASTERN MICHIGAN
OREGON STATE (Nike) AT ARIZONA (Nike)
Beavs in white jerseys and black pants with an orange stripe topped with white spooge. 'Zona in all blue with red/white pant stripe that fades at the top.
WINNER: ARIZONA
LSU (Nike) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
LSU in white jerseys and yellow pants. Florida in orange jerseys and white pants. Hooray for novelty!
WINNER: FLORIDA
AUBURN (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
Auburn in all white. KY in all royal blue, looking a tad like pajamas.
WINNER: AUBURN
PURDUE (Nike) AT NORTHWESTERN (Adidas)
Purdue in white jerseys and black pants. NW in purple jerseys and black pants.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
FLORIDA STATE (Nike) AT MIAMI FL (Nike)
FSU in white jerseys and gold pants. Miami in orange jerseys with green spooge and white pants with green/orange spooge.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Ohio State (Nike) 6-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 5-0
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Baylor (Nike) 3-0
Kent State (Nike) 3-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Troy (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-1
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1
Alabama (Nike) 4-1
Clemson (Nike) 3-1
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 2-1
Arizona (Nike) 2-1
California (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
Oregon State (Nike) 2-1
LSU (Nike) 4-2
Florida State (Nike) 3-2
Florida (Nike) 3-2
Purdue (Nike) 3-2
Indiana (Adidas) 3-2
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 3-3
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1
UAB (Nike) 1-1
Virginia (Nike) 1-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Illinois (Nike) 2-3
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Michigan (Adidas) 1-5
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Akron (Adidas) 0-2
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Kentucky (Nike) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
UCF (Nike) 0-2
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-4
Minnesota (Nike) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-6
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Adidas 42-31
Nike 97-97
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 9-18
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
TROY (Adidas) AT MIDDLE TENNESSEE (Nike)
Troy in white jerseys and maroon pants with white and silver stripes, but it's a metallic maroon so it's kind of shiny. MT in all black with blue numbers and blue pant spooge.
WINNER: TROY
UAB (Nike) AT UCF (Nike)
UAB in white jerseys with green numbers and gold spooge, and gold pants. UCF in black jerseys with white numbers and spooge, and gold pants. Both suck. I guess the green is nice.
WINNER: UAB
NEBRASKA (Adidas) AT KANSAS STATE (Nike)
Nebraska in white jerseys and red pants that are shiny under lights. K-State in purple jerseys and silver pants. Nobody does purple like K-State. This is a tough pick. Let's go with shiny.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
PRAIRIE VIEW A&M [FCS] (Russell) VS ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF [FCS] (Russell)
Finally, a black game in HD! It's a miracle! PVAM in all white with plenty of purple spooge. UAPB in all black with gold numbers, but no spooge. BTW, both teams' helmets horribly, hideously scuffed up.
WINNER: ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF
CONNECTICUT (Nike) AT RUTGERS (Nike)
Huskies in white jerseys and blue pants with white spooge. Scarlet Knights in all scarlet with no spooge.
WINNER: RUTGERS
OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike) AT LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE (Russell)
OSU in white jerseys and orange pants with black spooge. L-L in all red with white spooge and ugly numbers. Cowboys need to lose the spooge, otherwise they do well looking like the BC Lions.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA STATE
INDIANA (Adidas) AT OHIO STATE (Nike)
White and red spoogefest vs the scarlet and grey. Not even close.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
ILLINOIS (Nike) AT PENN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge, PSU in blue jerseys and white pants. Hooray for boring.
WINNER: PENN STATE
CENTRAL MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
CMU in all white with maroon spooge. Purple jerseys, white pants and helmets. VT looks good again? Go fig.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
BAYLOR (Nike) VS TEXAS TECH (Under Armour) at Dallas
Bears in all white with green spooge. TT in red jerseys, white pants and black helmets and spooge. I'll side with the lesser of two spooges.
WINNER: BAYLOR
MINNESOTA (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
Gophers in all white with maroon spooge. Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushrooms in red jerseys and white pants. No contest.
WINNER: WISCONSIN
ALABAMA (Nike) AT SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour)
'Bama in all white, 'Cocks in all ugly red with white spooge. Roll Tide.
WINNER: ALABAMA
MICHIGAN STATE (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
MSU in all white with a little green spooge on the knees, those stupid eyelash numbers, and what looks like pewter on the shoulders. UM in blue jerseys and yellow pants, I need not mention the helmets, which normally are enough for a loss. But since MSU has gone to such extraordinary lengths to fuck up their unis, I think they deserve the dishonor of this first:
LOSER: MICHIGAN STATE
PITTSBURGH (Nike) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Pitt in white jerseys and dark blue pants with a nice gold/white stripe. ND in usual dark blue jerseys and gold pants.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH
VIRGINIA (Nike) AT GEORGIA TECH (Russell)
Cavs in dark blue jerseys and orange pants with dark blue 'leaky pen' spooge. GT in white jerseys with gold pants and spooge. I like the orange but the ink stains have to go.
WINNER: VIRGINIA
UCLA (Adidas) AT CALIFORNIA (Nike)
Bruins in white jerseys with dark blue trim and shiny gold pants. Cal in patchy yellow jerseys and dark blue pants, spooge all over.
WINNER: UCLA
AKRON (Adidas) AT KENT STATE (Nike)
Zips in white jerseys and dark blue pants, with spooge and ugly numbers. Kent in navy blue jerseys and shiny yellow 'Golden Flash' pants.
WINNER: KENT STATE
CLEMSON (Nike) AT NORTH CAROLINA (Nike)
Clemson in white jerseys and orange pants. Heels in light blue jerseys and white pants. The orange and the light blue are both so pretty in the sun! Looks like the Nevada on the NC pants will be the decider.
WINNER: CLEMSON
EASTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VANDERBILT (Nike)
Emus in white jerseys and green pants. Vandy in all black.
WINNER: EASTERN MICHIGAN
OREGON STATE (Nike) AT ARIZONA (Nike)
Beavs in white jerseys and black pants with an orange stripe topped with white spooge. 'Zona in all blue with red/white pant stripe that fades at the top.
WINNER: ARIZONA
LSU (Nike) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
LSU in white jerseys and yellow pants. Florida in orange jerseys and white pants. Hooray for novelty!
WINNER: FLORIDA
AUBURN (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
Auburn in all white. KY in all royal blue, looking a tad like pajamas.
WINNER: AUBURN
PURDUE (Nike) AT NORTHWESTERN (Adidas)
Purdue in white jerseys and black pants. NW in purple jerseys and black pants.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
FLORIDA STATE (Nike) AT MIAMI FL (Nike)
FSU in white jerseys and gold pants. Miami in orange jerseys with green spooge and white pants with green/orange spooge.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Ohio State (Nike) 6-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 5-0
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Baylor (Nike) 3-0
Kent State (Nike) 3-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Troy (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-1
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1
Alabama (Nike) 4-1
Clemson (Nike) 3-1
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 2-1
Arizona (Nike) 2-1
California (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
Oregon State (Nike) 2-1
LSU (Nike) 4-2
Florida State (Nike) 3-2
Florida (Nike) 3-2
Purdue (Nike) 3-2
Indiana (Adidas) 3-2
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 3-3
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1
UAB (Nike) 1-1
Virginia (Nike) 1-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Illinois (Nike) 2-3
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Michigan (Adidas) 1-5
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Akron (Adidas) 0-2
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Kentucky (Nike) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
UCF (Nike) 0-2
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-4
Minnesota (Nike) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-6
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Adidas 42-31
Nike 97-97
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 9-18
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
GOOD NEWS FOR FANS OF MR. COLOREDWELL...
...with the end of our NFL boycott, the start of the MLB playoffs and the NHL season, as well as the NBA starting up in a few weeks, Mr. C is about to kick things into overdrive, reviewing all that plus continuing his college football coverage. He might even throw in college hoops. I'd spin him off to his own blog, but I like having him on the team and holding down the fort here in the Pond.
...with the end of our NFL boycott, the start of the MLB playoffs and the NHL season, as well as the NBA starting up in a few weeks, Mr. C is about to kick things into overdrive, reviewing all that plus continuing his college football coverage. He might even throw in college hoops. I'd spin him off to his own blog, but I like having him on the team and holding down the fort here in the Pond.
Sunday, October 03, 2010
COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 5
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
TEXAS A&M (Adidas) AT OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike)
Aggies in white jerseys and maroon pants with a thin crooked white line down the side. Cowboys in all black with white spooge and armpits, and not nearly enough orange trim. The squiggly line is weird but not spoogy.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
BYU (Nike) AT UTAH STATE (Nike)
BYU in white jerseys and dark blue pants. USU in all blue with white spooge everywhere. This whole state sucks.
WINNER: BYU
NORTHWESTERN (Adidas) AT MINNESOTA (Nike)
NU in all white with purple and black trim. Gophers in maroon jerseys and yellow pants with maroon spooge.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
MIAMI FL (Nike) AT CLEMSON (Nike)
'Canes in white jerseys with dark green spogge and ugly numbers, and dark green pants with orange and white spooge. Clemson in all orange with purple and white trim, looking fabulous in the sun.
WINNER: CLEMSON
LOUISIANA-MONROE (Adidas) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
ULM in all white with maroon spooge all over and ugly numbers. Just horrible. Auburn in blue jerseys, white pants and orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN
KANSAS (Adidas) AT BAYLOR (Nike)
Kansas in white jerseys with goofy numbers and blue pants with a red stripe. Baylor in green jerseys with block numbers and gold pants with green spooge. A mixed-bag matchup all around. Baylor Bear-ly wins on color.
WINNER: BAYLOR
OHIO STATE (Nike) AT ILLINOIS (Nike)
No-brainer. OSU in white jerseys and grey pants. Illini in blue jerseys with orange pants and spooge. They do orange wrong.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
NAVY (Nike) AT AIR FORCE (Nike)
Navy in white jerseys and gold pants. Farce in blue jerseys and white pants, and some added red trim including a big splat of red on the front of the helmet. Supposed to be a nod to the Thunderbirds. Looks more like they flew into birds!
WINNER: NAVY
TENNESSEE (Adidas) AT LSU (Nike)
Vols in orange jerseys and white pants. LSU in white jerseys, yellow pants and purple trim. Orange Kool-Aid vs. grape lemonade. What a delicious matchup!
WINNER: TENNESSEE
WISCONSIN (Adidas) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Badgers in all white with red trim. MSU in green jerseys and white pants. Ugh, that eyelash crap.
WINNER: WISCONSIN
MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
UM in white jerseys with yellow spooge and pants. Hoosiers in red jerseys and white pants. Ugh, I can't believe I have to type this again, but...
WINNER: INDIANA
VIRGINIA TECH (Nike) AT NC STATE (Adidas)
Well I'll be go to the market, VT is actually dressed well in HD for once! All white with purple numbers and purple/orange pant stripes. NC State...yes they're the devil, why do you think they're all red?
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
TEXAS (Nike) VS OKLAHOMA (Nike) at Dallas
Texas in all white with...I'm not even going to insult orange anymore by calling this a shade of orange, so let's call it puke-colored trim. OU in red jerseys and white pants, an easy win.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA
TCU (Nike) AT COLORADO STATE (Russell)
Frogs in all white with purple numbers. CSU in all dark green with gold spooge and goofy numbers.
WINNER: TCU
GEORGIA TECH (Russell) AT WAKE FOREST (Nike)
GT in all white with blue and gold spooge. WF in all black with gold and white spooge. GT's spooge is slightly less disgusting.
WINNER: GEORGIA TECH
FLORIDA (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Gaytebows...er, Gators in white jerseys and blue pants. Tide in red jerseys and white pants. Maybe orange pants would have won? Instead...
WINNER: ALABAMA
NOTRE DAME (Adidas) AT BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour)
ND in white jerseys and gold pants. BC in red jerseys and gold pants, and one of the ugliest number fonts in the game.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
PENN STATE (Nike) AT IOWA (Nike)
PSU in all white, Iowa in Steeler black and gold. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA
WASHINGTON (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Huskies in all white, Trojans in maroon and gold. Color.
WINNER: USC
STANFORD (Nike) AT OREGON (Nike)
Stan in all white, Oregon in all green. Bile.
WINNER: STANFORD
Meanwhile, ESPN's policy of not showing black college games in HD continues. WHY?
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-0
Ohio State (Nike) 5-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 5-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Kansas State (Nike) 3-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 3-0
Baylor (Nike) 2-0
California (Nike) 2-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Kent State (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Oregon State (Nike) 2-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Connecticut (Nike) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Middle Tennessee State (Nike) 1-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
LSU (Nike) 4-1
Purdue (Nike) 3-1
UCLA (Adidas) 3-1
Alabama (Nike) 3-1
Indiana (Adidas) 3-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Clemson (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Florida State (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina (Nike) 1-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 1-1
Arizona (Nike) 1-1
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Florida (Nike) 2-2
Illinois (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 2-3
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Akron (Adidas) 0-1
Central Florida (Nike) 0-1
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Kentucky (Nike) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 0-1
Rutgers (Nike) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UAB (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-1
Virginia (Nike) 0-1
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Minnesota (Nike) 0-4
Michigan (Adidas) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-5
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Adidas 35-27
Nike 82-82
Russell 5-5
New Balance 1-1
Under Armour 8-16
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond
TEXAS A&M (Adidas) AT OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike)
Aggies in white jerseys and maroon pants with a thin crooked white line down the side. Cowboys in all black with white spooge and armpits, and not nearly enough orange trim. The squiggly line is weird but not spoogy.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
BYU (Nike) AT UTAH STATE (Nike)
BYU in white jerseys and dark blue pants. USU in all blue with white spooge everywhere. This whole state sucks.
WINNER: BYU
NORTHWESTERN (Adidas) AT MINNESOTA (Nike)
NU in all white with purple and black trim. Gophers in maroon jerseys and yellow pants with maroon spooge.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
MIAMI FL (Nike) AT CLEMSON (Nike)
'Canes in white jerseys with dark green spogge and ugly numbers, and dark green pants with orange and white spooge. Clemson in all orange with purple and white trim, looking fabulous in the sun.
WINNER: CLEMSON
LOUISIANA-MONROE (Adidas) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
ULM in all white with maroon spooge all over and ugly numbers. Just horrible. Auburn in blue jerseys, white pants and orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN
KANSAS (Adidas) AT BAYLOR (Nike)
Kansas in white jerseys with goofy numbers and blue pants with a red stripe. Baylor in green jerseys with block numbers and gold pants with green spooge. A mixed-bag matchup all around. Baylor Bear-ly wins on color.
WINNER: BAYLOR
OHIO STATE (Nike) AT ILLINOIS (Nike)
No-brainer. OSU in white jerseys and grey pants. Illini in blue jerseys with orange pants and spooge. They do orange wrong.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
NAVY (Nike) AT AIR FORCE (Nike)
Navy in white jerseys and gold pants. Farce in blue jerseys and white pants, and some added red trim including a big splat of red on the front of the helmet. Supposed to be a nod to the Thunderbirds. Looks more like they flew into birds!
WINNER: NAVY
TENNESSEE (Adidas) AT LSU (Nike)
Vols in orange jerseys and white pants. LSU in white jerseys, yellow pants and purple trim. Orange Kool-Aid vs. grape lemonade. What a delicious matchup!
WINNER: TENNESSEE
WISCONSIN (Adidas) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Badgers in all white with red trim. MSU in green jerseys and white pants. Ugh, that eyelash crap.
WINNER: WISCONSIN
MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
UM in white jerseys with yellow spooge and pants. Hoosiers in red jerseys and white pants. Ugh, I can't believe I have to type this again, but...
WINNER: INDIANA
VIRGINIA TECH (Nike) AT NC STATE (Adidas)
Well I'll be go to the market, VT is actually dressed well in HD for once! All white with purple numbers and purple/orange pant stripes. NC State...yes they're the devil, why do you think they're all red?
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
TEXAS (Nike) VS OKLAHOMA (Nike) at Dallas
Texas in all white with...I'm not even going to insult orange anymore by calling this a shade of orange, so let's call it puke-colored trim. OU in red jerseys and white pants, an easy win.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA
TCU (Nike) AT COLORADO STATE (Russell)
Frogs in all white with purple numbers. CSU in all dark green with gold spooge and goofy numbers.
WINNER: TCU
GEORGIA TECH (Russell) AT WAKE FOREST (Nike)
GT in all white with blue and gold spooge. WF in all black with gold and white spooge. GT's spooge is slightly less disgusting.
WINNER: GEORGIA TECH
FLORIDA (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Gaytebows...er, Gators in white jerseys and blue pants. Tide in red jerseys and white pants. Maybe orange pants would have won? Instead...
WINNER: ALABAMA
NOTRE DAME (Adidas) AT BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour)
ND in white jerseys and gold pants. BC in red jerseys and gold pants, and one of the ugliest number fonts in the game.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
PENN STATE (Nike) AT IOWA (Nike)
PSU in all white, Iowa in Steeler black and gold. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA
WASHINGTON (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Huskies in all white, Trojans in maroon and gold. Color.
WINNER: USC
STANFORD (Nike) AT OREGON (Nike)
Stan in all white, Oregon in all green. Bile.
WINNER: STANFORD
Meanwhile, ESPN's policy of not showing black college games in HD continues. WHY?
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-0
Ohio State (Nike) 5-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 5-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Kansas State (Nike) 3-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 3-0
Baylor (Nike) 2-0
California (Nike) 2-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Kent State (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Oregon State (Nike) 2-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Connecticut (Nike) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Middle Tennessee State (Nike) 1-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
LSU (Nike) 4-1
Purdue (Nike) 3-1
UCLA (Adidas) 3-1
Alabama (Nike) 3-1
Indiana (Adidas) 3-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Clemson (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Florida State (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina (Nike) 1-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 1-1
Arizona (Nike) 1-1
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Florida (Nike) 2-2
Illinois (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 2-3
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Akron (Adidas) 0-1
Central Florida (Nike) 0-1
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Kentucky (Nike) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 0-1
Rutgers (Nike) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UAB (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-1
Virginia (Nike) 0-1
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Minnesota (Nike) 0-4
Michigan (Adidas) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-5
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1
BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Adidas 35-27
Nike 82-82
Russell 5-5
New Balance 1-1
Under Armour 8-16
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