MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Another slow week in sports fashion reporting. Sunday afternoon I was checking out the Packers and the Bears. Then I left Bretz, went home and watched the Green Bay-Chicago game.

Anyhoo, no surprises in unis this week. With football season winding down, I probably should cut down on my reports. Tell you what, my next report will be right after the Super Bowl. Then I plan to have my final rankings for college and pro football.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 18-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-ww
Pittsburgh Steelers 16-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-ww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww---
Green Bay Packers 16-3 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww--
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww---
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww---
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww--
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll--
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww---
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl---
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww---
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl---
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww---
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw---
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww---
New York Jets 10-9 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl---
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw---
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww---
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl-
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw---
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll---
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl---
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll--
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l-
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll-
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll---
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll---
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll---
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll---

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 39-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwl
New York Rangers 4-1 wwlww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-6 lllllwl
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 8-0 wwwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
New Jersey Nets 3-0 www
Los Angeles Lakers 11-1 wwwlwwwwwwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 6-2 wwwwlwwl
Boston Celtics 13-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlww
Chicago Bulls 15-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwww
Phoenix Suns 8-4 llwwwwwwllww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Denver Nuggets 6-4 wwwllwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 23-20 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Portland Trail Blazers 4-6 wllllwwllw
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-14 wllllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-11 lllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Sorry, not much to note this week, except that all 4 NFL divisional playoff games were won by the better-dressed teams. And I'll try to get my final college football uniform rankings up this weekend.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 17-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-w
Green Bay Packers 16-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllww
Pittsburgh Steelers 15-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-w
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww--
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww-
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww--
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww--
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww-
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll-
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww--
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl--
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww--
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl--
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww--
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw--
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww--
New York Jets 10-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl--
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw--
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww--
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw--
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll--
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl--
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll-
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll--
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll--
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll--
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll--

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 38-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Montreal Canadiens 1-2 llw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 7-0 wwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 9-1 wwwlwwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 12-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlw
Chicago Bulls 13-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwww
Denver Nuggets 6-3 wwwllwwwl
Phoenix Suns 7-4 llwwwwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 22-17 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-6 wllllwwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-13 wlllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-9 lllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The good: 76ers in old school red, stylin' like Dr. J back in the day!

The bad: Saints, see what you get for wearing those black pants? You got outplayed AND outdressed. By Seattle!

The ugly: The Oregon Ducks latest abortion. Ugh. No comment.

And the just plain HUH???: The Celtics with black trim. Eeww.

Coming soon: My final college football uniform rankings for the 2010 season! (W-L standings notwithstanding)

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-
Green Bay Packers 15-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllw
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww-
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww-
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww-
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww-
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl-
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww-
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw-
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww-
New York Jets 9-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl-
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw-
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww-
Seattle Seahawks 6-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllw
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw-
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll-
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl-
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll-
Baltimore Ravens 2-15 -llllwll-llllllllwl
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll-
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll-

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-1 wwwwwwwl
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Miami OH (Adidas) 5-1 lwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 10-2 wwwwwwllwwww
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
LSU (Nike) 9-3 wwwwllwwwlww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-2 wlwl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Kentucky (Nike) 3-4 llwlwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-4 lllwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Boston College (Under Armour) 1-6 llllllw
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 1-1 lw
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-3 lll

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
Adidas 104-81
Nike 260-247
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 22-57
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 35-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Buffalo Sabres 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 8-1 wwwlwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 11-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwl
Denver Nuggets 5-2 wwwllww
Chicago Bulls 11-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlww
Phoenix Suns 6-4 llwwwwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 4-3 lwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 19-16 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllllll
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-11 wlllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-7 lllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

SPOCK'S BRAIN WOULD ESPLODE

The delightfully logic-defying part of this year's Duxoop Dozen is that since 1) 1983 Rookie winners Eggs Danny Thomas Style is actually the fictional band I created that's really just me (sort of like how NIN is pretty much Trent Reznor), 2) I was a member of 2000 Rookie winners The (Convergys) Zoo, and 3) & 4) I am a member of 2003 Rookie winners the NWOPC as well as 2010 Rookie winners the Ohio/Michigan Atheists, I have now won my own Rookie Of The Year award, which is given to people or things new to me, 4 times.

2010 DUXOOP DOZEN

All the 2010 winners have been determined. Here are the full lists of all the past winners (including the 2010 champs in bold):

SONGS OF THE YEARS
1981 Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
1982 Rush - Countdown
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
1984 The Moody Blues - Om
1985 Marvin The Paranoid Android - Marvin I Love You
1986 Monty Python - I'm So Worried
1987 ALF - You're The One Who's Out Of This World
1988 Audrey II (Levi Stubbs) - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
1989 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - X Y & Zee
1992 Sam Kinison - Mississippi Queen
1993 Pearl Jam - Jeremy
1994 Laibach - Across The Universe
1995 The Vestibules - Bulbous Bouffant
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
1997 Henry Phillips - Drivin'
1998 Laid Back - White Horse
1999 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Stuck On Earth
2000 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Hick Ups
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Song For The Stupid Raver Shithead...
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2004 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas
2007 Lowen And Navarro - Compass Point
2008 The Weepies - World Spins Madly On
2009 Barnes & Barnes - Cruising Through Westwood
2010 The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You

ALBUMS OF THE YEARS
1981 Rush - Moving Pictures
1982 Madness - Complete Madness
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Voobaha
1984 Moody Blues - In Search Of The Lost Chord
1985 Dr. Demento - The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time
1986 Monty Python - Contractual Obligation Album
1987 Sam Kinison - Louder Than Hell
1988 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1989 Steve Dahl & Garry Meier - A Decade Of Service
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - This Is The Day...This is This
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - Cure For Sanity
1992 Pearl Jam - Ten
1993 Pearl Jam - Vs.
1994 Laibach - Let It Be
1995 Pop Will Eat Itself - Dos Dedos Mi Amigos
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
1997 Bruce McCulloch - Shame-Based Man
1998 Pearl Jam - Yield
1999 Otto And George - Dirty Puppet
2000 Madness - Wonderful
2001 Rufus Wainwright - Poses
2002 Pansy Division - Absurd Pop Song Romance
2003 Pansy Division - Total Entertainment
2004 Gomez - Split The Difference
2005 Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
2006 Rescue Me - Rescue Me Soundtrack
2007 Stevans - Stevans
2008 Steve Dahl - And 5 More Make 30
2009 Citizen Cope - The Clarence Greenwood Recordings
2010 My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges

GEAK ROOKIES OF THE YEARS
1981 Carl Sagan
1982 MTV
1983 Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1984 William Rose
1985 Abbie Hoffman
1986 ALF
1987 Steve Dahl
1988 Sam Kinison
1989 Joe Satriani
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself
1991 Mystery Science Theater 3000
1992 Pearl Jam
1993 Beavis & Butt-head
1994 Laibach
1995 Due South
1996 TV Land
1997 Henry Phillips
1998 Pepe Locuaz
1999 Otto And George
2000 The (Convergys) Zoo
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Shield
2003 Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition
2004 ALF's Hit Talk Show
2005 Gogol Bordello
2006 Rescue Me
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know
2009 The Bus
2010 Ohio/Michigan Atheists

CATCH PHRASES OF THE YEARS
1986 "The phones are closed..." - MTV and Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1987 "Oy!" - Jacko
1988 "No problem" - ALF
1989 "*Snork*" - Michael Pribe
1990 "Ag!" - Willie Rose
1991 "Ag fest '91" - Duxoop
1992 "Ag fest '92 (I am gonna puke on you)" - Duxoop
1993 "Huh huh, huh huh..." - Beavis & Butt-head
1994 "Narf!" - Pinky And The Brain
1995 "Evil!" - The Kids In The Hall
1996 "Refooooorrrm!" - Preston Manning
1997 "Pig, hog, sow...Peter!" - Norbert Roberts
1998 "Lllla lllla lllla..." - Pepe Locuaz
1999 "Gus" - Maxwell Belin
2000 "I burped" - Duxoop
2001 "All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing
2002 "This is reality" - Alva Pribe
2003 "Bodacious ta-ta's" - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2004 "What-ever!" (with W-E hand gesture) - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2005 "Start wearing purple" - Gogol Bordello
2006 "What up, sugar skull?" - Steve Dahl
2007 "I sneezed" - Duxoop
2008 "What the hell?!" - Cleveland Brown
2009 "Yaaaaay!" (with too-fast clapping) - Bryan Gunn
2010 "I don't like human beings" - Dr. Josef Heiter

CARL SAGAN AWARD (BEST MOVIES OF THE YEARS)
1996 Project: ALF
1997 Contact
1998 Orgazmo
1999 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
2000 Cast Away
2001 Freddy Got Fingered
2002 Pootie Tang
2003 Mulholland Drive
2004 Fahrenheit 9/11
2005 The Producers
2006 Borat
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Legend Of 1900
2009 Capitalism: A Love Story
2010 The Human Centipede

TRIO AWARD (BEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEARS)
1997 Volkswagen - Da Da Da
1998 Volkswagen - Goooool!
1999 Cracker Jack - Industrial Size Bag
2000 FedEx - Steve Irwin
2001 Doritos - Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 10-10-220 - ALF
2003 Smirnoff Ice Triple Black - Blind Date
2004 Six Flags - Mr. Six
2005 Zazoo Condoms - I Want Those Sweeties!
2006 Burger King - Whopperettes
2007 Jack In The Box - Stoner
2008 Ikea - Robert Muraine
2009 American Express - Faces
2010 Snickers - Betty White/Abe Vigoda

MUSIC VIDEOS OF THE YEARS
2000 Four-D Marketing - Combo #5
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Got A Bag Of Doritos
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Johnny Cash - Hurt
2004 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 OK Go - Here It Goes Again
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch - The Origin Of Love
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - Dinosaur Rap
2009 Dustin McLean/David Scott - Literal Music Videos
2010 Jump Smokers - Don't Be A Douchebag

WEBSITES OF THE YEARS
2000 The Brunching Shuttlecocks
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Duck Pond
2003 The Steve Dahl Show
2004 The Steve Dahl Show
2005 Web Sudoku
2006 YouTube
2007 Pandora
2008 MP3Raid
2009 YouTube
2010 Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook

JOHNNY CARSON AWARD (CORPSES OF THE YEARS)
2005 Johnny Carson
2006 Syd Barrett
2007 Tom Snyder
2008 George Carlin
2009 Patrick McGoohan
2010 Leslie Nielsen

QUOTES OF THE YEARS
2007 David Suzuki - "The planet, hell! What about my nuts?"
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - "Holy shit!"
2009 Barnes & Barnes - "No money, no women, no dope, shit."
2010 Dr. Josef Heiter - "Feed her! Feed her! Swallow it bitch!"

BREAKTHROUGHS OF THE YEARS
2008 Miriam Shor
2009 Flight Of The Conchords
2010 Rachel Maddow

ALF AWARD (TV SHOWS OF THE YEARS)
2009 My Car Is My Lover
2010 Louie

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Back on schedule, thus a short week. In chrono order...

TCU, nice shiny purple pants.

Capitals, nice throwbacks. Penguins, dark blue? Huh? I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. (BTW I agree with Steve Dahl, whenever/wherever there's an outdoor hockey game, the rink should take up as much room as possible.)

Jets, all green? Not good.

Saints, all black? You guys are REALLY pissing me off. Even Tampa's pewter pants look better.

Burgundyskins, be sure to bring back those fabulous yellow pants next season!

Seahawks, what an absolute disgrace. They should not be in the playoffs. It's just wrong. And I'm not talking about their 7-9 record. I'd shoot the person who came up with "Gun Metal Blue"...if anyone could find me an actual gun that color!

Virginia Tech, orange helmets for the Orange Bowl? Clever AND cute!

Minnesota Wild, your home green unis are terrific. Your road white unis are horrific. Why such disparity in style?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl
Green Bay Packers 14-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwll
Kansas City Chiefs 14-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-3 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlw
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww
New York Jets 9-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww
Seattle Seahawks 5-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwll
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-13 -wwlllwl-lllllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 2-14 -llllwll-llllllllw
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
Adidas 102-80
Nike 258-244
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-56
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 5-1 wwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 32-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwl
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 7-1 wwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 6-2 llwwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-14 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MAYBE NEXT YEAR, THEY'LL USE A SUNDIAL!

Made a delivery to Sandusky Friday night, during which I stopped off in Port Clinton just in time to witness the Walleye Drop. (Got there at 11:58!) Remind me not to ever go to that again. My friend Kat and I went 6 years ago, and although the timing of the drop was crap, at least there was a clearly audible countdown. You would think 6 years later they'd improve things. Just the opposite...

This time there was no countdown to be heard, and no ticking clock in sight. Somewhere around 11:59, the walleye began to lurch from near the top of the cable downward. Somewhere around a minute later it reached an unspecified point near the bottom, and a gradual sense that it had gone as far it was going to go slowly, subtly infiltrated the crowd...so instead of a definite '3-2-1-Happy New Year!' moment, there was merely a general feeling that, okay, it's probably past midnight by now...happy new year. I guess. Um...WOOHOO!

Least satisfying ringing in of a new year I've ever experienced. Huge letdown. I wish I had just kept driving, then I would not have felt such total disappointment. (But as Kat pointed out to me, at least I was still getting paid.)


Plus, the thing is hideous...it looks more like a Snakehead!