MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The good: 76ers in old school red, stylin' like Dr. J back in the day!

The bad: Saints, see what you get for wearing those black pants? You got outplayed AND outdressed. By Seattle!

The ugly: The Oregon Ducks latest abortion. Ugh. No comment.

And the just plain HUH???: The Celtics with black trim. Eeww.

Coming soon: My final college football uniform rankings for the 2010 season! (W-L standings notwithstanding)

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-
Green Bay Packers 15-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllw
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww-
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww-
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww-
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww-
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl-
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww-
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw-
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww-
New York Jets 9-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl-
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw-
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww-
Seattle Seahawks 6-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllw
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw-
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll-
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl-
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll-
Baltimore Ravens 2-15 -llllwll-llllllllwl
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll-
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll-

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-1 wwwwwwwl
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Miami OH (Adidas) 5-1 lwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 10-2 wwwwwwllwwww
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
LSU (Nike) 9-3 wwwwllwwwlww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-2 wlwl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Kentucky (Nike) 3-4 llwlwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-4 lllwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Boston College (Under Armour) 1-6 llllllw
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 1-1 lw
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-3 lll

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
Adidas 104-81
Nike 260-247
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 22-57
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 35-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Buffalo Sabres 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 8-1 wwwlwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 11-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwl
Denver Nuggets 5-2 wwwllww
Chicago Bulls 11-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlww
Phoenix Suns 6-4 llwwwwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 4-3 lwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 19-16 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllllll
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-11 wlllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-7 lllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0