MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Back on schedule, thus a short week. In chrono order...

TCU, nice shiny purple pants.

Capitals, nice throwbacks. Penguins, dark blue? Huh? I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. (BTW I agree with Steve Dahl, whenever/wherever there's an outdoor hockey game, the rink should take up as much room as possible.)

Jets, all green? Not good.

Saints, all black? You guys are REALLY pissing me off. Even Tampa's pewter pants look better.

Burgundyskins, be sure to bring back those fabulous yellow pants next season!

Seahawks, what an absolute disgrace. They should not be in the playoffs. It's just wrong. And I'm not talking about their 7-9 record. I'd shoot the person who came up with "Gun Metal Blue"...if anyone could find me an actual gun that color!

Virginia Tech, orange helmets for the Orange Bowl? Clever AND cute!

Minnesota Wild, your home green unis are terrific. Your road white unis are horrific. Why such disparity in style?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl
Green Bay Packers 14-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwll
Kansas City Chiefs 14-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-3 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlw
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww
New York Jets 9-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww
Seattle Seahawks 5-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwll
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-13 -wwlllwl-lllllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 2-14 -llllwll-llllllllw
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
Adidas 102-80
Nike 258-244
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-56
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 5-1 wwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 32-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwl
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 7-1 wwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 6-2 llwwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-14 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0