SPOCK'S BRAIN WOULD ESPLODE

The delightfully logic-defying part of this year's Duxoop Dozen is that since 1) 1983 Rookie winners Eggs Danny Thomas Style is actually the fictional band I created that's really just me (sort of like how NIN is pretty much Trent Reznor), 2) I was a member of 2000 Rookie winners The (Convergys) Zoo, and 3) & 4) I am a member of 2003 Rookie winners the NWOPC as well as 2010 Rookie winners the Ohio/Michigan Atheists, I have now won my own Rookie Of The Year award, which is given to people or things new to me, 4 times.