MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Notes taken during the week, presented in no particular order...
WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST ORANGE
Cincinnati Bengals, Boise State Broncos, Miami Hurricanes, Texas Longhorns
All these teams should be forced by whatever legal means possible to stop using orange as one of their colors. They just plain don't know how to use it. The 'Canes went the extra disgusting mile and threw in some green scaly shit. I would add Bowling Green to this group, but they were still dressed better than Toledo. I also would have added Virginia for their leaky ink pen look, but they managed a win over Boston College's ugly numbers.
The Georgia State Panthers made their national HD debut last week, and I wanted so much to give them a favorable rating for the sake of Noelomite, a friend of the Duck Pond who works there, but it was not to be. Their colors are nice, but their crappy number font was no match for 'Bama's block numbers.
Iowa at Ohio State was last year's best uniform matchup, with the Buckeyes winning at home in scarlet. Iowa hosted this year in their home black/gold 70s Steeler look and turned the tables, resulting in the first OSU uni loss ever. How to top themselves next year? How about an all-throwback match?
The Burgundyskins finally went with a white jersey-yellow pants combo, and with the burgundy socks they had their own version of the Jello 123 look going. Very nice.
The Washington Huskies went all black this week. Oh puh-leeze. And with dark purple numbers? WTF?
Purdue looks good in white jerseys and gold pants. Not as good as the Saints, but good.
We got our first look at Yale and Harvard this week, and Harvard has a very nice look, good colors and style. Yale? Yawn. The Elis look like the boring love child of Penn State and BYU. ZZZZZZZZ...
Notre Dame finally went green! You're the IRISH, for crying out loud, stick to the green!!!
Iowa State looked interesting this week, yellow jerseys and maroon pants. Like USC upside-down. In fact, they almost looked kind of like the Broncos throwbacks, but without the fun socks.
The Minnesota Wild...What happened? They looked so good a couple of weeks ago in the all green with the wheat numbers and trim. What's with the crappy white/dark green look with the shitty red numbers? And don't tell me the green/wheat unis were throwbacks. The team hasn't been in existence long enough to have throwbacks!
Finally got a look at the Tampa Bay Lightning. All black, but it worked well enough to beat Boston. As for their logo, it's a bit Toledo Storm-y, but good. And I like the bolts down the legs, very Charger-esque.
Also finally got a look at the Dallas Mavericks. In all white with, what, half a black belt? What is that?
And finally, we've seen all the FBS teams in HD this year except New Mexico State. Somebody please carry a game of theirs in HD before the season ends!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 11)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 10-0 -wwwwwww-www
Green Bay Packers 10-0 -wwwwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-0 -wwww-wwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 9-1 -lwwwwwww-ww
New Orleans Saints 9-1 -wwwwwwwlw-w
Indianapolis Colts 8-2 -wwlwwl-wwww
New York Giants 8-2 -wlwwwwl-www
Washington Redskins 8-2 -wwwwlwlw-ww
Kansas City Chiefs 8-3 -wwwllwwwlww
St Louis Rams 7-3 -wlwwwlww-lw
Dallas Cowboys 8-4 wlwwlwwwwllw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-4 -wlwwwllwwwl
Cleveland Browns 6-4 -lwwlwll-www
New York Jets 6-4 -lwlwww-lwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-4 -wllwwlwww-l
Miami Dolphins 6-4 -lwww-llwwwl
Buffalo Bills 5-5 -llwlw-wllww
San Diego Chargers 4-6 -lllllwwwl-w
Atlanta Falcons 4-6 -lwlwllw-lwl
Seattle Seahawks 4-6 -wlwl-lwllwl
Carolina Panthers 3-7 -wlwll-llllw
Houston Texans 3-7 -wlllll-lwwl
Tennessee Titans 3-7 -lwlllwwl-ll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-7 -wwlllwl-lll
New England Patriots 2-8 -llll-wlwlll
Detroit Lions 2-8 -lwlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-9 -lllwllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-9 -llllwll-lll
Denver Broncos 1-9 -wlllllll-ll
Arizona Cardinals 0-10 -lllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-10 -llllllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-11 llllll-lllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 10-0 wwwww-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 8-0 -wwww--ww-ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 7-0 --w--wwwww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 5-0 w--w-w----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w---
Syracuse (Nike) 4-0 -------ww-ww
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w-
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w---
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-1 wwwwwlwww-ww
Ohio State (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwww-wl
UCLA (Adidas) 8-1 lwww-w-www-w
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www--
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww--
Kansas (Adidas) 4-1 -ww-l--w---w
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-2 -w-www-wwllw
Stanford (Nike) 6-2 -lwlw-w-ww-w
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Mississippi (Nike) 6-2 wl----wwwwlw
Purdue (Nike) 8-3 lwww-lwlwwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwll-lww
LSU (Nike) 7-3 wwwwllww-w-l
BYU (Nike) 4-2 -llww-w----w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww-
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Penn State (Nike) 7-4 wllwlw-wwwlw
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw--
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w-
Alabama (Nike) 6-4 -wlwwwll-lww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-2 ------ww-wll
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww---
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw--------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw-
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-2 ----w-wl---l
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww-
NC State (Adidas) 3-4 --wll-l-wl-w
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw---
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l--
Arkansas (Nike) 3-5 --ll--lllwww
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l--
Connecticut (Nike) 2-4 w----l-lw-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l--
Indiana (Adidas) 3-7 w-lwwllll-ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-5 ----lw-llwll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-5 l--w-l-w-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll-
Texas (Nike) 2-7 l-wll-ll-lwl
Boise State (Nike) 1-5 w--l---l-lll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-10 lllllwl-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
New Mexico (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l---
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-3 ---l-l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-5 -l--l-l-l--l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l---
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-6 l-----lll-ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll---
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-8 -l-lll-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-8 lll---lll-ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll-
Michigan State (Nike) 0-11 llllllllll-l
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
Adidas 82-64
Nike 203-196
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-41
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 14-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 1-1 wl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 4-2 wlwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 7-6 lllwwlwwwllww
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Miami Heat 1-3 lwll
Orlando Magic 1-3 wlll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll
NEXT WEEK'S BEST UNIFORM MATCHUPS
New Orleans at Dallas: I'll be thankful if the Saints wear gold pants, but will they outshine the metallic blue? Shiny!
Auburn at Alabama: They call this the Iron Bowl, so I'd better not see any wrinkles!
And, of course, Michigan at Ohio State: Oh, who are we kidding? This one is a total mismatch! Go Bucks!
Saturday, November 20, 2010
FRANK GILHOOLEY
1924-2010
There is no joy in Mudville on this day. Toledo broadcast legend and long-time Mud Hens announcer Frank Gilhooley has passed away at the age of 86.
Gilhooley worked as a radio broadcaster for 24 years with the Toledo Mud Hens. A legend in Toledo broadcasting, he had over 50 years of experience in television and radio.
Gilhooley previously served as the sports director at WTVG-TV 13 along with announcing several Ohio State football games. He also has the distinction of playing for the legendary Toledo Jeeps, when Gilhooley traveled with the Harlem Globetrotters for two years as a member of the opposing team.
A native of Toledo, Gilhooley played both baseball and basketball at the University of Notre Dame. Gilhooley's father, Frank Sr., played with the New York Yankees from 1913-18 and was a teammate of legendary slugger Babe Ruth in Boston.
1924-2010
There is no joy in Mudville on this day. Toledo broadcast legend and long-time Mud Hens announcer Frank Gilhooley has passed away at the age of 86.
Gilhooley worked as a radio broadcaster for 24 years with the Toledo Mud Hens. A legend in Toledo broadcasting, he had over 50 years of experience in television and radio.
Gilhooley previously served as the sports director at WTVG-TV 13 along with announcing several Ohio State football games. He also has the distinction of playing for the legendary Toledo Jeeps, when Gilhooley traveled with the Harlem Globetrotters for two years as a member of the opposing team.
A native of Toledo, Gilhooley played both baseball and basketball at the University of Notre Dame. Gilhooley's father, Frank Sr., played with the New York Yankees from 1913-18 and was a teammate of legendary slugger Babe Ruth in Boston.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
I trust nobody will mind if the report is a day early this week...
More throwback fun in the NFL this week. I love the Bears' bold burnt orange numbers, the Steelers throwbacks are always a primetime treat, and even Atlanta looked good. Plus the Burgundyskins went with their yummy yellow pants Monday. The Vikings wore purple pants again this week, but the pretty purple is still ruined by Vikey-spooge.
In college football, Brown's unis look good, but there's no brand logo in sight, so I have no idea who makes them. In any case, they looked better than Dartmouth, with their Nike-spooge and the D on the front of their helmets. Really? On the front? Really? And California went all yellow and still won. How? Simple: they were playing Oregon.
In the NHL, we got our first official HD look at St Louis and Montreal this week. Both great, though the Habs got beat by Philly's awesome orange. Meanwhile, the Red Wings still look great, and Colorado still looks like shit.
Finally, in the NBA, I'm still split on the Pistons, the Spurs and Nuggets unis still look good, the Clippers and Wizards unis still look like crap, and Miami is still evil. Oh, and Utah is atop the standings.
Utah?!?
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 10)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 9-0 -wwwwwww-ww
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-0 -wwww-wwwww
San Francisco 49ers 8-1 -lwwwwwww-w
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw-
Indianapolis Colts 7-2 -wwlwwl-www
New York Giants 7-2 -wlwwwwl-ww
Washington Redskins 7-2 -wwwwlwlw-w
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3 -wlwwwllwww
Kansas City Chiefs 7-3 -wwwllwwwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww-
Miami Dolphins 6-3 -lwww-llwww
St Louis Rams 6-3 -wlwwwlww-l
Dallas Cowboys 7-4 wlwwlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 5-4 -lwwlwll-ww
New York Jets 5-4 -lwlwww-lwl
Atlanta Falcons 4-5 -lwlwllw-lw
Buffalo Bills 4-5 -llwlw-wllw
Seattle Seahawks 4-5 -wlwl-lwllw
Houston Texans 3-6 -wlllll-lww
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl-
Tennessee Titans 3-6 -lwlllwwl-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-6 -wwlllwl-ll
New England Patriots 2-7 -llll-wlwll
Detroit Lions 2-7 -lwlwll-lll
Carolina Panthers 2-7 -wlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-8 -lllwllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-8 -llllwll-ll
Denver Broncos 1-8 -wlllllll-l
Arizona Cardinals 0-9 -lllll-llll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-9 -llllllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-10 llllll-llll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 10-0 wwwwwwwww-w
Iowa (Nike) 9-0 wwwww-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 4-0 w--w-w----w
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w
Syracuse (Nike) 3-0 -------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w----
Fresno State (Nike) 2-0 w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w---------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w---
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w--------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 9-1 wwwwwlwww-w
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www-
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www
Virginia Tech (Nike) 5-1 l---www--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w---
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l-
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-1 ------ww-wl
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-2 -w-www-wwll
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 5-2 wl----wwwwl
Purdue (Nike) 7-3 lwww-lwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwll-lw
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w--
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w---
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w--
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl---
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l--
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw-
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w----
Illinois (Nike) 6-4 wlw-llwwlww
California (Nike) 3-2 -ww--ll---w
Penn State (Nike) 6-4 wllwlw-wwwl
Alabama (Nike) 5-4 -wlwwwll-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww--
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w-
Miami OH (Adidas) 1-1 l---------w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l--
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-1 ---w------l
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l--------
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll--
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 2-3 w----l-lw-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-4 ----lw-llwl
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl-
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l-
Temple (Under Armour) 1-2 -w-l------l
North Carolina (Nike) 2-4 l--w-l-w-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-6 w-lwwllll-l
Arkansas (Nike) 2-5 --ll--lllww
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w-
Texas (Nike) 2-6 l-wll-ll-lw
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll------
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll
Boise State (Nike) 1-4 w--l---l-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-9 lllllwl-lll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l--
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l-
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll-
Missouri (Nike) 0-5 l-----lll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l--
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll--
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll--
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-7 lll---lll-l
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll-
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w---
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w--
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w--------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w-
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w---------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l--
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l---------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
Adidas 71-58
Nike 187-179
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-37
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
St Louis Blues 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 11-3 wlwwwwwwwllwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 2-0 ww
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
San Antonio Spurs 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 4-1 wwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-1 lwww
Chicago Bulls 3-1 wlww
Los Angeles Lakers 3-1 wwwl
Detroit Pistons 5-5 lllwwlwwwl
Miami Heat 1-2 lwl
Orlando Magic 1-2 wll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-3 wlll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll
I trust nobody will mind if the report is a day early this week...
More throwback fun in the NFL this week. I love the Bears' bold burnt orange numbers, the Steelers throwbacks are always a primetime treat, and even Atlanta looked good. Plus the Burgundyskins went with their yummy yellow pants Monday. The Vikings wore purple pants again this week, but the pretty purple is still ruined by Vikey-spooge.
In college football, Brown's unis look good, but there's no brand logo in sight, so I have no idea who makes them. In any case, they looked better than Dartmouth, with their Nike-spooge and the D on the front of their helmets. Really? On the front? Really? And California went all yellow and still won. How? Simple: they were playing Oregon.
In the NHL, we got our first official HD look at St Louis and Montreal this week. Both great, though the Habs got beat by Philly's awesome orange. Meanwhile, the Red Wings still look great, and Colorado still looks like shit.
Finally, in the NBA, I'm still split on the Pistons, the Spurs and Nuggets unis still look good, the Clippers and Wizards unis still look like crap, and Miami is still evil. Oh, and Utah is atop the standings.
Utah?!?
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 10)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 9-0 -wwwwwww-ww
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-0 -wwww-wwwww
San Francisco 49ers 8-1 -lwwwwwww-w
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw-
Indianapolis Colts 7-2 -wwlwwl-www
New York Giants 7-2 -wlwwwwl-ww
Washington Redskins 7-2 -wwwwlwlw-w
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3 -wlwwwllwww
Kansas City Chiefs 7-3 -wwwllwwwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww-
Miami Dolphins 6-3 -lwww-llwww
St Louis Rams 6-3 -wlwwwlww-l
Dallas Cowboys 7-4 wlwwlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 5-4 -lwwlwll-ww
New York Jets 5-4 -lwlwww-lwl
Atlanta Falcons 4-5 -lwlwllw-lw
Buffalo Bills 4-5 -llwlw-wllw
Seattle Seahawks 4-5 -wlwl-lwllw
Houston Texans 3-6 -wlllll-lww
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl-
Tennessee Titans 3-6 -lwlllwwl-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-6 -wwlllwl-ll
New England Patriots 2-7 -llll-wlwll
Detroit Lions 2-7 -lwlwll-lll
Carolina Panthers 2-7 -wlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-8 -lllwllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-8 -llllwll-ll
Denver Broncos 1-8 -wlllllll-l
Arizona Cardinals 0-9 -lllll-llll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-9 -llllllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-10 llllll-llll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 10-0 wwwwwwwww-w
Iowa (Nike) 9-0 wwwww-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 4-0 w--w-w----w
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w
Syracuse (Nike) 3-0 -------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w----
Fresno State (Nike) 2-0 w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w---------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w---
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w--------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 9-1 wwwwwlwww-w
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www-
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www
Virginia Tech (Nike) 5-1 l---www--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w---
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l-
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-1 ------ww-wl
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-2 -w-www-wwll
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 5-2 wl----wwwwl
Purdue (Nike) 7-3 lwww-lwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwll-lw
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w--
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w---
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w--
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl---
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l--
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw-
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w----
Illinois (Nike) 6-4 wlw-llwwlww
California (Nike) 3-2 -ww--ll---w
Penn State (Nike) 6-4 wllwlw-wwwl
Alabama (Nike) 5-4 -wlwwwll-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww--
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w-
Miami OH (Adidas) 1-1 l---------w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l--
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-1 ---w------l
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l--------
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll--
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 2-3 w----l-lw-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-4 ----lw-llwl
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl-
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l-
Temple (Under Armour) 1-2 -w-l------l
North Carolina (Nike) 2-4 l--w-l-w-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-6 w-lwwllll-l
Arkansas (Nike) 2-5 --ll--lllww
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w-
Texas (Nike) 2-6 l-wll-ll-lw
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll------
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll
Boise State (Nike) 1-4 w--l---l-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-9 lllllwl-lll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l--
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l-
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll-
Missouri (Nike) 0-5 l-----lll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l--
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll--
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll--
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-7 lll---lll-l
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll-
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w---
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w--
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w--------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w-
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w---------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l--
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l---------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
Adidas 71-58
Nike 187-179
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-37
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
St Louis Blues 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 11-3 wlwwwwwwwllwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 2-0 ww
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
San Antonio Spurs 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 4-1 wwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-1 lwww
Chicago Bulls 3-1 wlww
Los Angeles Lakers 3-1 wwwl
Detroit Pistons 5-5 lllwwlwwwl
Miami Heat 1-2 lwl
Orlando Magic 1-2 wll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-3 wlll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Winners: Throwbacks rule! Which is too bad for the Red Wings, who got beat by stylish Calgary and Vancouver throwbacks. And the Indy Colts whipped out their fabulous 50s unis.
Losers: Princeton continues to copy Michigan's hideous helmets, and the Utes sported some sort of camo-puke spooge.
Football teams wearing all one dark color usually doesn't work, as Oregon, Seattle and the Bengals clearly demonstrate. But a couple of NFL teams won this way, one deserving, one not. Houston in all dark blue? Somehow, they make it work. Minnesota in all purple? Well, they only beat equally-spoogy Arizona on color.
As for college basketball, I'm sorry, but the regular season schedule is just too overwhelming. We'll just have to wait until March Madness to get into that.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 9)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 8-0 -wwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-0 -wwww-wwww
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww-
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww-
Indianapolis Colts 6-2 -wwlwwl-ww
New York Giants 6-2 -wlwwwwl-w
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw-
Dallas Cowboys 7-3 wlwwlwwwwl
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3 -wlwwwllww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-3 -wwwllwwwl
Miami Dolphins 5-3 -lwww-llww
New York Jets 5-3 -lwlwww-lw
Cleveland Browns 4-4 -lwwlwll-w
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl-
Atlanta Falcons 3-5 -lwlwllw-l
Buffalo Bills 3-5 -llwlw-wll
Seattle Seahawks 3-5 -wlwl-lwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-5 -wwlllwl-l
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl
Houston Texans 2-6 -wlllll-lw
New England Patriots 2-6 -llll-wlwl
Detroit Lions 2-6 -lwlwll-ll
Carolina Panthers 2-6 -wlwll-lll
Minnesota Vikings 2-7 -lllwllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-7 -llllwll-l
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll-
Arizona Cardinals 0-8 -lllll-lll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-9 llllll-lll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww-
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-0 ------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w---
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w------
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w--------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w--
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w---------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w-
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w---
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww-
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-1 -w-www-wwl
Mississippi (Nike) 5-1 wl----wwww
Kansas State (Nike) 5-1 w-ww-l--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 4-1 l---www--w
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w--
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww
Penn State (Nike) 6-3 wllwlw-www
Purdue (Nike) 6-3 lwww-lwlww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w---
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w--
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w-
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-3 wwwwwwll-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w---
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l-
Illinois (Nike) 5-4 wlw-llwwlw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww-
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw------
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w--
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w
Ohio (Russell) 1-1 --l------w
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l------
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll---
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-
Alabama (Nike) 4-4 -wlwwwll-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-3 ----lw-llw
North Carolina (Nike) 2-3 l--w-l-w-l
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll-
TCU (Nike) 2-4 l-llw-l--w
Rutgers (Nike) 1-2 ---l-w---l
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-5 w-l--wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-3 w--l---l-l
Arkansas (Nike) 1-5 --ll--lllw
Texas (Nike) 1-6 l-wll-ll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-8 lllllwl-ll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-9 lllllllllw
Buffalo (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l---------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l-
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-4 l-----ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll-
Oregon (Nike) 0-6 -l-ll--lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-8 ll-l-lllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w--
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w---------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w---------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w--------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l--
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l------
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l---------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l---------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l--------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
Adidas 66-53
Nike 168-162
New Balance 1-1
Russell 10-13
Under Armour 16-32
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 9-3 wlwwwwwwwllw
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Los Angeles Lakers 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 1-0 w
Golden State Warriors 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 3-1 wwwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 2-1 lww
Chicago Bulls 2-1 wlw
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Detroit Pistons 3-4 lllwwlw
Portland Trail Blazers 1-2 wll
Atlanta Hawks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Sacramento Kings 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Winners: Throwbacks rule! Which is too bad for the Red Wings, who got beat by stylish Calgary and Vancouver throwbacks. And the Indy Colts whipped out their fabulous 50s unis.
Losers: Princeton continues to copy Michigan's hideous helmets, and the Utes sported some sort of camo-puke spooge.
Football teams wearing all one dark color usually doesn't work, as Oregon, Seattle and the Bengals clearly demonstrate. But a couple of NFL teams won this way, one deserving, one not. Houston in all dark blue? Somehow, they make it work. Minnesota in all purple? Well, they only beat equally-spoogy Arizona on color.
As for college basketball, I'm sorry, but the regular season schedule is just too overwhelming. We'll just have to wait until March Madness to get into that.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 9)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 8-0 -wwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-0 -wwww-wwww
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww-
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww-
Indianapolis Colts 6-2 -wwlwwl-ww
New York Giants 6-2 -wlwwwwl-w
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw-
Dallas Cowboys 7-3 wlwwlwwwwl
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3 -wlwwwllww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-3 -wwwllwwwl
Miami Dolphins 5-3 -lwww-llww
New York Jets 5-3 -lwlwww-lw
Cleveland Browns 4-4 -lwwlwll-w
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl-
Atlanta Falcons 3-5 -lwlwllw-l
Buffalo Bills 3-5 -llwlw-wll
Seattle Seahawks 3-5 -wlwl-lwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-5 -wwlllwl-l
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl
Houston Texans 2-6 -wlllll-lw
New England Patriots 2-6 -llll-wlwl
Detroit Lions 2-6 -lwlwll-ll
Carolina Panthers 2-6 -wlwll-lll
Minnesota Vikings 2-7 -lllwllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-7 -llllwll-l
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll-
Arizona Cardinals 0-8 -lllll-lll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-9 llllll-lll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww-
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-0 ------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w---
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w------
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w--------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w--
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w---------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w-
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w---
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww-
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-1 -w-www-wwl
Mississippi (Nike) 5-1 wl----wwww
Kansas State (Nike) 5-1 w-ww-l--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 4-1 l---www--w
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w--
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww
Penn State (Nike) 6-3 wllwlw-www
Purdue (Nike) 6-3 lwww-lwlww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w---
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w--
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w-
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-3 wwwwwwll-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w---
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l-
Illinois (Nike) 5-4 wlw-llwwlw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww-
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw------
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w--
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w
Ohio (Russell) 1-1 --l------w
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l------
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll---
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-
Alabama (Nike) 4-4 -wlwwwll-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-3 ----lw-llw
North Carolina (Nike) 2-3 l--w-l-w-l
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll-
TCU (Nike) 2-4 l-llw-l--w
Rutgers (Nike) 1-2 ---l-w---l
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-5 w-l--wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-3 w--l---l-l
Arkansas (Nike) 1-5 --ll--lllw
Texas (Nike) 1-6 l-wll-ll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-8 lllllwl-ll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-9 lllllllllw
Buffalo (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l---------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l-
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-4 l-----ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll-
Oregon (Nike) 0-6 -l-ll--lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-8 ll-l-lllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w--
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w---------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w---------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w--------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l--
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l------
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l---------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l---------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l--------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
Adidas 66-53
Nike 168-162
New Balance 1-1
Russell 10-13
Under Armour 16-32
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 9-3 wlwwwwwwwllw
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Los Angeles Lakers 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 1-0 w
Golden State Warriors 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 3-1 wwwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 2-1 lww
Chicago Bulls 2-1 wlw
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Detroit Pistons 3-4 lllwwlw
Portland Trail Blazers 1-2 wll
Atlanta Hawks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Sacramento Kings 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Notes from the past 7 days in sports fashions...
The World Series is over and not a moment too soon. What a yawnfest! San Francisco was the better-dressed team in all 5 games, but each game was all-white v all-grey, so who cares?
In the NBA, no team is blowing me away yet, but there are a couple of stinky unis. Washington lost to Orlando by wearing black and teal, but then Orlando's side-spooge gave a win to the despised Miami Heat. And the Pistons badly need to go back to the Bad Boys look.
In the NHL, Detroit is much better-dressed. But the team that caught my eye this week was Minnesota, sporting a very light, pastel gold trim they are calling 'Minnesota Wheat', which nicely compliments a clean, all-green look.
And in the NFL, the St Louis Rams and New England Cheaters both sported fabulous throwbacks!
PICS OF THE WEEK: THROWBACKS!
Finally, some notes from college football...
Mississippi dressed like a road team in the World Series, all-grey, like the Geno cult. But somehow they made it work. The light is grey, follow the path!
"Shiny!": UCLA in light blue and gold, Kent State's flashy pants, and Tennessee's orange pants were shiny AND juicy! Delicious!
Washington continues to do purple wrong, Wyoming went all brown with pink socks, a horrible combo, and as for Florida, what is the point of having that odd shit on your shoulders and knees if nobody can tell what the heck it is?
Finally, due to a power failure, all the stadium lights went out during the North Carolina A&T v Bethune-Cookman game. And as bad as both teams were dressed, I wish the lights would have STAYED out!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 8)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 8-0 -wwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 7-0 -wwww-www
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-1 -wwwwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 7-2 wlwwlwwww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-2 -wwwllwww
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw
Indianapolis Colts 5-2 -wwlwwl-w
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl-
Oakland Raiders 5-3 -wllwwlww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-3 -wlwwwllw
Miami Dolphins 4-3 -lwww-llw
New York Jets 4-3 -lwlwww-l
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw-
Buffalo Bills 3-4 -llwlw-wl
Seattle Seahawks 3-4 -wlwl-lwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl-
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 3-5 -lllllwww
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl
New England Patriots 2-5 -llll-wlw
Detroit Lions 2-5 -lwlwll-l
Carolina Panthers 2-5 -wlwll-ll
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll-
Houston Texans 1-6 -wlllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 1-7 -lllwllll
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-7 -lllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 llllll-ll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-0 -w-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 5-0 --w--wwww
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww---
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w---
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w--
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww-
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww-
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w-
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w--------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w---
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w--
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww
UCLA (Adidas) 6-1 lwww-w-ww
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w
Clemson (Nike) 5-1 w-l-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 4-1 wl----www
Kansas State (Nike) 4-1 w-ww-l--w
Maryland (Under Armour) 3-1 l-ww----w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www--
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww-
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 4-2 -lwlw-w-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w--
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w-
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l
Penn State (Nike) 5-3 wllwlw-ww
Purdue (Nike) 5-3 lwww-lwlw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w--
Florida State (Nike) 4-3 llww-ww-l
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w---
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w-
Illinois (Nike) 4-4 wlw-llwwl
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl------
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll--
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw
NC State (Adidas) 2-3 --wll-l-w
Washington (Nike) 2-3 --l-l-wwl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l-
Arizona (Nike) 2-4 w-l--wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-3 ----lw-ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll----
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l--
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-7 lllllwl-l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l--------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l---
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-3 l--l----l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-5 --ll--lll
Oregon (Nike) 0-5 -l-ll--ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-6 -l-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-7 ll-l-llll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Army 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
Idaho 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w--------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w--------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l-
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l--------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l--------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l--
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
Adidas 62-48
Nike 151-147
New Balance 1-1
Russell 9-11
Under Armour 13-29
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-3 lll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 2-0 ww
Chicago Bulls 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Portland Trail Blazers 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Oklahoma City Thunder 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Detroit Pistons 0-3 lll
Next week: College basketball season begins!
Notes from the past 7 days in sports fashions...
The World Series is over and not a moment too soon. What a yawnfest! San Francisco was the better-dressed team in all 5 games, but each game was all-white v all-grey, so who cares?
In the NBA, no team is blowing me away yet, but there are a couple of stinky unis. Washington lost to Orlando by wearing black and teal, but then Orlando's side-spooge gave a win to the despised Miami Heat. And the Pistons badly need to go back to the Bad Boys look.
In the NHL, Detroit is much better-dressed. But the team that caught my eye this week was Minnesota, sporting a very light, pastel gold trim they are calling 'Minnesota Wheat', which nicely compliments a clean, all-green look.
And in the NFL, the St Louis Rams and New England Cheaters both sported fabulous throwbacks!
PICS OF THE WEEK: THROWBACKS!
Finally, some notes from college football...
Mississippi dressed like a road team in the World Series, all-grey, like the Geno cult. But somehow they made it work. The light is grey, follow the path!
"Shiny!": UCLA in light blue and gold, Kent State's flashy pants, and Tennessee's orange pants were shiny AND juicy! Delicious!
Washington continues to do purple wrong, Wyoming went all brown with pink socks, a horrible combo, and as for Florida, what is the point of having that odd shit on your shoulders and knees if nobody can tell what the heck it is?
Finally, due to a power failure, all the stadium lights went out during the North Carolina A&T v Bethune-Cookman game. And as bad as both teams were dressed, I wish the lights would have STAYED out!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 8)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 8-0 -wwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 7-0 -wwww-www
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-1 -wwwwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 7-2 wlwwlwwww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-2 -wwwllwww
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw
Indianapolis Colts 5-2 -wwlwwl-w
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl-
Oakland Raiders 5-3 -wllwwlww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-3 -wlwwwllw
Miami Dolphins 4-3 -lwww-llw
New York Jets 4-3 -lwlwww-l
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw-
Buffalo Bills 3-4 -llwlw-wl
Seattle Seahawks 3-4 -wlwl-lwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl-
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 3-5 -lllllwww
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl
New England Patriots 2-5 -llll-wlw
Detroit Lions 2-5 -lwlwll-l
Carolina Panthers 2-5 -wlwll-ll
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll-
Houston Texans 1-6 -wlllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 1-7 -lllwllll
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-7 -lllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 llllll-ll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-0 -w-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 5-0 --w--wwww
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww---
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w---
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w--
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww-
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww-
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w-
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w--------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w---
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w--
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww
UCLA (Adidas) 6-1 lwww-w-ww
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w
Clemson (Nike) 5-1 w-l-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 4-1 wl----www
Kansas State (Nike) 4-1 w-ww-l--w
Maryland (Under Armour) 3-1 l-ww----w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www--
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww-
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 4-2 -lwlw-w-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w--
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w-
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l
Penn State (Nike) 5-3 wllwlw-ww
Purdue (Nike) 5-3 lwww-lwlw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w--
Florida State (Nike) 4-3 llww-ww-l
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w---
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w-
Illinois (Nike) 4-4 wlw-llwwl
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl------
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll--
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw
NC State (Adidas) 2-3 --wll-l-w
Washington (Nike) 2-3 --l-l-wwl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l-
Arizona (Nike) 2-4 w-l--wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-3 ----lw-ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll----
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l--
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-7 lllllwl-l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l--------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l---
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-3 l--l----l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-5 --ll--lll
Oregon (Nike) 0-5 -l-ll--ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-6 -l-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-7 ll-l-llll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Army 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
Idaho 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w--------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w--------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l-
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l--------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l--------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l--
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
Adidas 62-48
Nike 151-147
New Balance 1-1
Russell 9-11
Under Armour 13-29
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-3 lll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 2-0 ww
Chicago Bulls 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Portland Trail Blazers 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Oklahoma City Thunder 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Detroit Pistons 0-3 lll
Next week: College basketball season begins!
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