MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Notes taken during the week, presented in no particular order...

WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST ORANGE
Cincinnati Bengals, Boise State Broncos, Miami Hurricanes, Texas Longhorns
All these teams should be forced by whatever legal means possible to stop using orange as one of their colors. They just plain don't know how to use it. The 'Canes went the extra disgusting mile and threw in some green scaly shit. I would add Bowling Green to this group, but they were still dressed better than Toledo. I also would have added Virginia for their leaky ink pen look, but they managed a win over Boston College's ugly numbers.

The Georgia State Panthers made their national HD debut last week, and I wanted so much to give them a favorable rating for the sake of Noelomite, a friend of the Duck Pond who works there, but it was not to be. Their colors are nice, but their crappy number font was no match for 'Bama's block numbers.

Iowa at Ohio State was last year's best uniform matchup, with the Buckeyes winning at home in scarlet. Iowa hosted this year in their home black/gold 70s Steeler look and turned the tables, resulting in the first OSU uni loss ever. How to top themselves next year? How about an all-throwback match?

The Burgundyskins finally went with a white jersey-yellow pants combo, and with the burgundy socks they had their own version of the Jello 123 look going. Very nice.

The Washington Huskies went all black this week. Oh puh-leeze. And with dark purple numbers? WTF?

Purdue looks good in white jerseys and gold pants. Not as good as the Saints, but good.

We got our first look at Yale and Harvard this week, and Harvard has a very nice look, good colors and style. Yale? Yawn. The Elis look like the boring love child of Penn State and BYU. ZZZZZZZZ...

Notre Dame finally went green! You're the IRISH, for crying out loud, stick to the green!!!

Iowa State looked interesting this week, yellow jerseys and maroon pants. Like USC upside-down. In fact, they almost looked kind of like the Broncos throwbacks, but without the fun socks.

The Minnesota Wild...What happened? They looked so good a couple of weeks ago in the all green with the wheat numbers and trim. What's with the crappy white/dark green look with the shitty red numbers? And don't tell me the green/wheat unis were throwbacks. The team hasn't been in existence long enough to have throwbacks!

Finally got a look at the Tampa Bay Lightning. All black, but it worked well enough to beat Boston. As for their logo, it's a bit Toledo Storm-y, but good. And I like the bolts down the legs, very Charger-esque.

Also finally got a look at the Dallas Mavericks. In all white with, what, half a black belt? What is that?

And finally, we've seen all the FBS teams in HD this year except New Mexico State. Somebody please carry a game of theirs in HD before the season ends!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 11)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 10-0 -wwwwwww-www
Green Bay Packers 10-0 -wwwwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-0 -wwww-wwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 9-1 -lwwwwwww-ww
New Orleans Saints 9-1 -wwwwwwwlw-w
Indianapolis Colts 8-2 -wwlwwl-wwww
New York Giants 8-2 -wlwwwwl-www
Washington Redskins 8-2 -wwwwlwlw-ww
Kansas City Chiefs 8-3 -wwwllwwwlww
St Louis Rams 7-3 -wlwwwlww-lw
Dallas Cowboys 8-4 wlwwlwwwwllw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-4 -wlwwwllwwwl
Cleveland Browns 6-4 -lwwlwll-www
New York Jets 6-4 -lwlwww-lwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-4 -wllwwlwww-l
Miami Dolphins 6-4 -lwww-llwwwl
Buffalo Bills 5-5 -llwlw-wllww
San Diego Chargers 4-6 -lllllwwwl-w
Atlanta Falcons 4-6 -lwlwllw-lwl
Seattle Seahawks 4-6 -wlwl-lwllwl
Carolina Panthers 3-7 -wlwll-llllw
Houston Texans 3-7 -wlllll-lwwl
Tennessee Titans 3-7 -lwlllwwl-ll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-7 -wwlllwl-lll
New England Patriots 2-8 -llll-wlwlll
Detroit Lions 2-8 -lwlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-9 -lllwllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-9 -llllwll-lll
Denver Broncos 1-9 -wlllllll-ll
Arizona Cardinals 0-10 -lllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-10 -llllllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-11 llllll-lllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 10-0 wwwww-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 8-0 -wwww--ww-ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 7-0 --w--wwwww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 5-0 w--w-w----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w---
Syracuse (Nike) 4-0 -------ww-ww
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w-
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w---
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-1 wwwwwlwww-ww
Ohio State (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwww-wl
UCLA (Adidas) 8-1 lwww-w-www-w
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www--
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww--
Kansas (Adidas) 4-1 -ww-l--w---w
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-2 -w-www-wwllw
Stanford (Nike) 6-2 -lwlw-w-ww-w
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Mississippi (Nike) 6-2 wl----wwwwlw
Purdue (Nike) 8-3 lwww-lwlwwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwll-lww
LSU (Nike) 7-3 wwwwllww-w-l
BYU (Nike) 4-2 -llww-w----w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww-
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Penn State (Nike) 7-4 wllwlw-wwwlw
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw--
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w-
Alabama (Nike) 6-4 -wlwwwll-lww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-2 ------ww-wll
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww---
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw--------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw-
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-2 ----w-wl---l
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww-
NC State (Adidas) 3-4 --wll-l-wl-w
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw---
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l--
Arkansas (Nike) 3-5 --ll--lllwww
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l--
Connecticut (Nike) 2-4 w----l-lw-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l--
Indiana (Adidas) 3-7 w-lwwllll-ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-5 ----lw-llwll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-5 l--w-l-w-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll-
Texas (Nike) 2-7 l-wll-ll-lwl
Boise State (Nike) 1-5 w--l---l-lll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-10 lllllwl-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
New Mexico (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l---
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-3 ---l-l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-5 -l--l-l-l--l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l---
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-6 l-----lll-ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll---
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-8 -l-lll-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-8 lll---lll-ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll-
Michigan State (Nike) 0-11 llllllllll-l

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
Adidas 82-64
Nike 203-196
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-41

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 14-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 1-1 wl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 4-2 wlwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 7-6 lllwwlwwwllww
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Miami Heat 1-3 lwll
Orlando Magic 1-3 wlll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll

NEXT WEEK'S BEST UNIFORM MATCHUPS
New Orleans at Dallas: I'll be thankful if the Saints wear gold pants, but will they outshine the metallic blue? Shiny!
Auburn at Alabama: They call this the Iron Bowl, so I'd better not see any wrinkles!
And, of course, Michigan at Ohio State: Oh, who are we kidding? This one is a total mismatch! Go Bucks!

FRANK GILHOOLEY
1924-2010



There is no joy in Mudville on this day. Toledo broadcast legend and long-time Mud Hens announcer Frank Gilhooley has passed away at the age of 86.

Gilhooley worked as a radio broadcaster for 24 years with the Toledo Mud Hens. A legend in Toledo broadcasting, he had over 50 years of experience in television and radio.

Gilhooley previously served as the sports director at WTVG-TV 13 along with announcing several Ohio State football games. He also has the distinction of playing for the legendary Toledo Jeeps, when Gilhooley traveled with the Harlem Globetrotters for two years as a member of the opposing team.

A native of Toledo, Gilhooley played both baseball and basketball at the University of Notre Dame. Gilhooley's father, Frank Sr., played with the New York Yankees from 1913-18 and was a teammate of legendary slugger Babe Ruth in Boston.

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

I trust nobody will mind if the report is a day early this week...

More throwback fun in the NFL this week. I love the Bears' bold burnt orange numbers, the Steelers throwbacks are always a primetime treat, and even Atlanta looked good. Plus the Burgundyskins went with their yummy yellow pants Monday. The Vikings wore purple pants again this week, but the pretty purple is still ruined by Vikey-spooge.

In college football, Brown's unis look good, but there's no brand logo in sight, so I have no idea who makes them. In any case, they looked better than Dartmouth, with their Nike-spooge and the D on the front of their helmets. Really? On the front? Really? And California went all yellow and still won. How? Simple: they were playing Oregon.

In the NHL, we got our first official HD look at St Louis and Montreal this week. Both great, though the Habs got beat by Philly's awesome orange. Meanwhile, the Red Wings still look great, and Colorado still looks like shit.

Finally, in the NBA, I'm still split on the Pistons, the Spurs and Nuggets unis still look good, the Clippers and Wizards unis still look like crap, and Miami is still evil. Oh, and Utah is atop the standings.

Utah?!?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 10)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 9-0 -wwwwwww-ww
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-0 -wwww-wwwww
San Francisco 49ers 8-1 -lwwwwwww-w
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw-
Indianapolis Colts 7-2 -wwlwwl-www
New York Giants 7-2 -wlwwwwl-ww
Washington Redskins 7-2 -wwwwlwlw-w
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3 -wlwwwllwww
Kansas City Chiefs 7-3 -wwwllwwwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww-
Miami Dolphins 6-3 -lwww-llwww
St Louis Rams 6-3 -wlwwwlww-l
Dallas Cowboys 7-4 wlwwlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 5-4 -lwwlwll-ww
New York Jets 5-4 -lwlwww-lwl
Atlanta Falcons 4-5 -lwlwllw-lw
Buffalo Bills 4-5 -llwlw-wllw
Seattle Seahawks 4-5 -wlwl-lwllw
Houston Texans 3-6 -wlllll-lww
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl-
Tennessee Titans 3-6 -lwlllwwl-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-6 -wwlllwl-ll
New England Patriots 2-7 -llll-wlwll
Detroit Lions 2-7 -lwlwll-lll
Carolina Panthers 2-7 -wlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-8 -lllwllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-8 -llllwll-ll
Denver Broncos 1-8 -wlllllll-l
Arizona Cardinals 0-9 -lllll-llll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-9 -llllllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-10 llllll-llll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 10-0 wwwwwwwww-w
Iowa (Nike) 9-0 wwwww-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 4-0 w--w-w----w
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w
Syracuse (Nike) 3-0 -------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w----
Fresno State (Nike) 2-0 w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w---------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w---
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w--------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 9-1 wwwwwlwww-w
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www-
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www
Virginia Tech (Nike) 5-1 l---www--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w---
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l-
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-1 ------ww-wl
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-2 -w-www-wwll
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 5-2 wl----wwwwl
Purdue (Nike) 7-3 lwww-lwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwll-lw
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w--
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w---
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w--
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl---
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l--
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw-
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w----
Illinois (Nike) 6-4 wlw-llwwlww
California (Nike) 3-2 -ww--ll---w
Penn State (Nike) 6-4 wllwlw-wwwl
Alabama (Nike) 5-4 -wlwwwll-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww--
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w-
Miami OH (Adidas) 1-1 l---------w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l--
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-1 ---w------l
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l--------
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll--
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 2-3 w----l-lw-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-4 ----lw-llwl
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl-
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l-
Temple (Under Armour) 1-2 -w-l------l
North Carolina (Nike) 2-4 l--w-l-w-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-6 w-lwwllll-l
Arkansas (Nike) 2-5 --ll--lllww
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w-
Texas (Nike) 2-6 l-wll-ll-lw
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll------
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll
Boise State (Nike) 1-4 w--l---l-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-9 lllllwl-lll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l--
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l-
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll-
Missouri (Nike) 0-5 l-----lll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l--
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll--
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll--
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-7 lll---lll-l
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll-

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w---
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w--
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w--------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w-
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w---------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l--
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l---------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
Adidas 71-58
Nike 187-179
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-37

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
St Louis Blues 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 11-3 wlwwwwwwwllwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 2-0 ww
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
San Antonio Spurs 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 4-1 wwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-1 lwww
Chicago Bulls 3-1 wlww
Los Angeles Lakers 3-1 wwwl
Detroit Pistons 5-5 lllwwlwwwl
Miami Heat 1-2 lwl
Orlando Magic 1-2 wll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-3 wlll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Winners: Throwbacks rule! Which is too bad for the Red Wings, who got beat by stylish Calgary and Vancouver throwbacks. And the Indy Colts whipped out their fabulous 50s unis.

Losers: Princeton continues to copy Michigan's hideous helmets, and the Utes sported some sort of camo-puke spooge.

Football teams wearing all one dark color usually doesn't work, as Oregon, Seattle and the Bengals clearly demonstrate. But a couple of NFL teams won this way, one deserving, one not. Houston in all dark blue? Somehow, they make it work. Minnesota in all purple? Well, they only beat equally-spoogy Arizona on color.

As for college basketball, I'm sorry, but the regular season schedule is just too overwhelming. We'll just have to wait until March Madness to get into that.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 9)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 8-0 -wwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-0 -wwww-wwww
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww-
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww-
Indianapolis Colts 6-2 -wwlwwl-ww
New York Giants 6-2 -wlwwwwl-w
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw-
Dallas Cowboys 7-3 wlwwlwwwwl
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3 -wlwwwllww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-3 -wwwllwwwl
Miami Dolphins 5-3 -lwww-llww
New York Jets 5-3 -lwlwww-lw
Cleveland Browns 4-4 -lwwlwll-w
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl-
Atlanta Falcons 3-5 -lwlwllw-l
Buffalo Bills 3-5 -llwlw-wll
Seattle Seahawks 3-5 -wlwl-lwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-5 -wwlllwl-l
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl
Houston Texans 2-6 -wlllll-lw
New England Patriots 2-6 -llll-wlwl
Detroit Lions 2-6 -lwlwll-ll
Carolina Panthers 2-6 -wlwll-lll
Minnesota Vikings 2-7 -lllwllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-7 -llllwll-l
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll-
Arizona Cardinals 0-8 -lllll-lll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-9 llllll-lll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww-
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-0 ------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w---
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w------
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w--------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w--
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w---------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w-
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w---
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww-
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-1 -w-www-wwl
Mississippi (Nike) 5-1 wl----wwww
Kansas State (Nike) 5-1 w-ww-l--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 4-1 l---www--w
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w--
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww
Penn State (Nike) 6-3 wllwlw-www
Purdue (Nike) 6-3 lwww-lwlww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w---
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w--
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w-
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-3 wwwwwwll-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w---
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l-
Illinois (Nike) 5-4 wlw-llwwlw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww-
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw------
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w--
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w
Ohio (Russell) 1-1 --l------w
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l------
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll---
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-
Alabama (Nike) 4-4 -wlwwwll-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-3 ----lw-llw
North Carolina (Nike) 2-3 l--w-l-w-l
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll-
TCU (Nike) 2-4 l-llw-l--w
Rutgers (Nike) 1-2 ---l-w---l
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-5 w-l--wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-3 w--l---l-l
Arkansas (Nike) 1-5 --ll--lllw
Texas (Nike) 1-6 l-wll-ll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-8 lllllwl-ll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-9 lllllllllw
Buffalo (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l---------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l-
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-4 l-----ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll-
Oregon (Nike) 0-6 -l-ll--lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-8 ll-l-lllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w--
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w---------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w---------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w--------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l--
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l------
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l---------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l---------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l--------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
Adidas 66-53
Nike 168-162
New Balance 1-1
Russell 10-13
Under Armour 16-32

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 9-3 wlwwwwwwwllw
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Los Angeles Lakers 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 1-0 w
Golden State Warriors 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 3-1 wwwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 2-1 lww
Chicago Bulls 2-1 wlw
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Detroit Pistons 3-4 lllwwlw
Portland Trail Blazers 1-2 wll
Atlanta Hawks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Sacramento Kings 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Notes from the past 7 days in sports fashions...

The World Series is over and not a moment too soon. What a yawnfest! San Francisco was the better-dressed team in all 5 games, but each game was all-white v all-grey, so who cares?

In the NBA, no team is blowing me away yet, but there are a couple of stinky unis. Washington lost to Orlando by wearing black and teal, but then Orlando's side-spooge gave a win to the despised Miami Heat. And the Pistons badly need to go back to the Bad Boys look.

In the NHL, Detroit is much better-dressed. But the team that caught my eye this week was Minnesota, sporting a very light, pastel gold trim they are calling 'Minnesota Wheat', which nicely compliments a clean, all-green look.

And in the NFL, the St Louis Rams and New England Cheaters both sported fabulous throwbacks!



PICS OF THE WEEK: THROWBACKS!

Finally, some notes from college football...

Mississippi dressed like a road team in the World Series, all-grey, like the Geno cult. But somehow they made it work. The light is grey, follow the path!

"Shiny!": UCLA in light blue and gold, Kent State's flashy pants, and Tennessee's orange pants were shiny AND juicy! Delicious!

Washington continues to do purple wrong, Wyoming went all brown with pink socks, a horrible combo, and as for Florida, what is the point of having that odd shit on your shoulders and knees if nobody can tell what the heck it is?

Finally, due to a power failure, all the stadium lights went out during the North Carolina A&T v Bethune-Cookman game. And as bad as both teams were dressed, I wish the lights would have STAYED out!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 8)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 8-0 -wwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 7-0 -wwww-www
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-1 -wwwwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 7-2 wlwwlwwww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-2 -wwwllwww
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw
Indianapolis Colts 5-2 -wwlwwl-w
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl-
Oakland Raiders 5-3 -wllwwlww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-3 -wlwwwllw
Miami Dolphins 4-3 -lwww-llw
New York Jets 4-3 -lwlwww-l
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw-
Buffalo Bills 3-4 -llwlw-wl
Seattle Seahawks 3-4 -wlwl-lwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl-
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 3-5 -lllllwww
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl
New England Patriots 2-5 -llll-wlw
Detroit Lions 2-5 -lwlwll-l
Carolina Panthers 2-5 -wlwll-ll
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll-
Houston Texans 1-6 -wlllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 1-7 -lllwllll
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-7 -lllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 llllll-ll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-0 -w-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 5-0 --w--wwww
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww---
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w---
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w--
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww-
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww-
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w-
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w--------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w---
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w--
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww
UCLA (Adidas) 6-1 lwww-w-ww
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w
Clemson (Nike) 5-1 w-l-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 4-1 wl----www
Kansas State (Nike) 4-1 w-ww-l--w
Maryland (Under Armour) 3-1 l-ww----w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www--
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww-
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 4-2 -lwlw-w-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w--
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w-
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l
Penn State (Nike) 5-3 wllwlw-ww
Purdue (Nike) 5-3 lwww-lwlw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w--
Florida State (Nike) 4-3 llww-ww-l
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w---
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w-
Illinois (Nike) 4-4 wlw-llwwl
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl------
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll--
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw
NC State (Adidas) 2-3 --wll-l-w
Washington (Nike) 2-3 --l-l-wwl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l-
Arizona (Nike) 2-4 w-l--wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-3 ----lw-ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll----
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l--
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-7 lllllwl-l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l--------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l---
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-3 l--l----l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-5 --ll--lll
Oregon (Nike) 0-5 -l-ll--ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-6 -l-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-7 ll-l-llll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Army 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
Idaho 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w--------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w--------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l-
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l--------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l--------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l--
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
Adidas 62-48
Nike 151-147
New Balance 1-1
Russell 9-11
Under Armour 13-29

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-3 lll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 2-0 ww
Chicago Bulls 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Portland Trail Blazers 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Oklahoma City Thunder 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Detroit Pistons 0-3 lll

Next week: College basketball season begins!

MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Hi there! Boy is my plate full...all 4 of the major pro sports in action, plus college gridders, and college cagers not far off. Time for me to combine them all in one big sweaty weekly recap.

THIS WEEK'S FASHION HIGHLIGHTS:

* We got our first official look at Syracuse in HD, with their lovely orange pants, reminiscent of the old Browns look. The Orange do orange right!

* Clemson wore a fabulous combo this week, purple jerseys and orange pants. They do purple AND orange right!


Pic Of The Week: Clemson's cute color combo

* You didn't think I forgot hockey, did you? Worry not, Mr. C has been keeping track, and the champs in Chicago are looking splendid as ever, as are the Red Wings, Flyers, and Bruins, all sporting solid classic unis.

* And the NBA began their season last night, with the Celtics and Lakers still frontrunners in fashion, although the Houston Rockets certainly had an interesting color combo, all rocket red with silver trim.

THIS WEEK'S FASHION LOWLIGHTS:

* The Chargers are still eschewing light blue for dark blue, and against the N.E. Cheaters I almost couldn't tell the teams apart. How sad.

* The Oregon Ducks wore yet another disastrous color combo last week, this time yellow jerseys with black pants, and still have that horrible number font that looks like it was designed by the same crayon-wielding 'learning-impaired' 5-year-old who designed the old Toledo Storm logo.

* The Cincinnati Bearcats also tried an alternate color combo, red jerseys with black pants, but nothing works given their fundamentally-flawed design.

* Another game where it was hard to tell the teams apart: Notre Dame v Navy. Copy each other much?

* The Hoosiers out-uglied the Illini in a spooge-fest, thanks to what looks like duct tape on the back of their red pants.

* Drapes matching the carpet is okay, but not your football uniform, Boise State! Tom Thayer was right when he called that the biggest cheat in sports. I wouldn't mind so much if it were a pretty blue. It's not. It always looks like it just rained there. And when it DOES rain it looks even worse!

* Meanwhile, in the baseball playoffs, the unis worn during the ALCS and NLCS were just as boring as the sport itself. Except for Game 1 when Texas wore red jerseys, it was all white and grey, with occasional pinstripes. Yawn! Safe to say in the WS, San Fran will be the better-dressed team. Let's just hope they break out their delicious creamsicle look!

* In the NHL, the Colorado Avalanche sport both shitty colors and shitty numbers, and are already in the cellar in the fashion standings. Plus, I detest non-plural team nicknames! And San Jose is still wearing the dreaded black and teal that just about every major sports team that started up in the 90s wears. The original bad sports fashion trend.

* Finally, the Miami Heat wore all black last night. How fitting for the new villains of the sports world.

And now, all the standings....
(Notes: Any team not listed is 0-0. All NFL and NHL teams are currently wearing Reebok. I have yet to see any brand logos on MLB or NBA uniforms.)

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 7)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 7-0 -wwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-0 -wwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 6-0 -wwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 6-1 -lwwwwww
Dallas Cowboys 6-2 wlwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 5-2 -wwwllww
St Louis Rams 5-2 -wlwwwlw
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl
Washington Redskins 5-2 -wwwwlwl
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww-
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl-
Oakland Raiders 4-3 -wllwwlw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-3 -wlwwwll
Buffalo Bills 3-3 -llwlw-w
Seattle Seahawks 3-3 -wlwl-lw
Miami Dolphins 3-3 -lwww-ll
Tennessee Titans 3-4 -lwlllww
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll
Carolina Panthers 2-4 -wlwll-l
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 2-5 -lllllww
New England Patriots 1-5 -llll-wl
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll-
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll
Minnesota Vikings 1-6 -lllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-6 -wllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-6 -lllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-7 llllll-l
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-7 -lllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 8-0 wwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 7-0 wwwww-ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 5-0 -w-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 5-0 -wwww--w
Tennessee (Adidas) 5-0 -wwww--w
Nebraska (Adidas) 4-0 --w--www
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww--
Georgia (Nike) 3-0 -ww----w
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Syracuse (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w--
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 7-1 wwwwwlww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-1 -wwwwwwl
UCLA (Adidas) 5-1 lwww-w-w
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw-
Clemson (Nike) 4-1 w-l-ww-w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www-
Mississippi (Nike) 3-1 wl----ww
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww-
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w
Navy (Nike) 2-1 w---w--l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w-
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w-
Penn State (Nike) 4-3 wllwlw-w
Illinois (Nike) 4-3 wlw-llww
Purdue (Nike) 4-3 lwww-lwl
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll
Washington (Nike) 2-2 --l-l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w--
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl-----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l--
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-4 w-lwwlll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-3 w-l--wll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 1-2 -l---l-w
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-2 ----lw-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l
Connecticut (Nike) 1-2 w----l-l
Kentucky (Nike) 1-3 ---l-lwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l-
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l-
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl-
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l-----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l--
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l----
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l-
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l--
Missouri (Nike) 0-3 l-----ll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l--
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-4 --ll--ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-4 -l-ll--l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-5 l-ll--ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-5 -l-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-5 lll---ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-5 -lll--ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-6 ll-l-lll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-8 llllllll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
Adidas 55-43
Nike 131-128
New Balance 1-1
Russell 8-10
Under Armour 12-25

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 6-1 wlwwwww
Minnesota Wild 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
San Jose Sharks 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 1-0 w
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Miami Heat 0-1 l

NEW SCHEDULE

Mr. Coloredwell's Sports Fashion Report will now be posted every Wednesday, and will include reviews and standings of all the major pro and college sports.

NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

CLEVELAND AT PITTSBURGH
Browns in all white. Steelers in home throwbacks! Welcome back, Ben!
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

DETROIT AT NY GIANTS
Lions in white and silver. G-men in blue and grey.
WINNER: NY GIANTS

ATLANTA AT PHILADELPHIA
Falcons in red and white. Eagles in white and green. Atlanta loses on spooge.
WINNER: PHILADELPHIA

BALTIMORE AT NEW ENGLAND
Ravens in all white. Cheaters in blue and silver. Ravens have uglier numbers.
WINNER: NEW ENGLAND

KANSAS CITY AT HOUSTON
Chiefs in all white. Texans in blue and white.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY

MIAMI AT GREEN BAY
Dolphins in white and shiny aqua. Pack in green and yellow.
WINNER: GREEN BAY

NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY
Saints in black and gold. Bucs in white and pewter.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS

SAN DIEGO AT ST LOUIS
Chargers in white and dark blue. Rams in all dark blue. Bleah.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO

SEATTLE AT CHICAGO
Seahawks in all white. Bears in navy and white.
WINNER: CHICAGO

DALLAS AT MINNESOTA
Cowboys in white and metallic blue. Vikes in purple and white.
WINNER: DALLAS

NY JETS AT DENVER
Jets in all white. Broncos in orange and white.
WINNER: NY JETS

OAKLAND AT SAN FRANCISCO
Raiders in white and silver, not shiny under clouds. Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO

INDIANAPOLIS AT WASHINGTON
Colts in all white. Burgundyskins in yellow pants! Capital!
WINNER: WASHINGTON

TENNESSEE AT JACKSONVILLE
Titans in white and dark blue. Jags in teal and white.
WINNER: TENNESSEE

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 6)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 6-0 -wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 6-0 -wwwwww
New Orleans Saints 6-0 -wwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 5-0 -wwww-w
San Francisco 49ers 5-1 -lwwwww
New York Giants 5-1 -wlwwww
Washington Redskins 5-1 -wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 5-2 wlwwlww
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 4-2 -wwwllw
St Louis Rams 4-2 -wlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-2 -wlwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl
Miami Dolphins 3-2 -lwww-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-3 -wwlllw
Oakland Raiders 3-3 -wllwwl
Cleveland Browns 3-3 -lwwlwl
Buffalo Bills 2-3 -llwlw-
Carolina Panthers 2-3 -wlwll-
Seattle Seahawks 2-3 -wlwl-l
Tennessee Titans 2-4 -lwlllw
Atlanta Falcons 2-4 -lwlwll
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll
New England Patriots 1-4 -llll-w
San Diego Chargers 1-5 -lllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-5 -llllwl
Minnesota Vikings 1-5 -lllwll
Denver Broncos 1-5 -wlllll
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-5 -lllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6 llllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-6 -llllll

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 7
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

USC (Nike) AT STANFORD (Nike)
A leftover from last week, I guess. Trojans in white and yellow, Stan in red and white.
WINNER: STANFORD

CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT MARSHALL (Nike)
UCF in black jerseys with white spooge and gold pants. Herd in all white.
WINNER: MARSHALL

SOUTH FLORIDA (Under Armour) AT WEST VIRGINIA (Nike)
Bulls in white and green. WV in all yellow with dark blue spooge. Ugly numbers abound.
WINNER: SOUTH FLORIDA

CINCINNATI (Adidas) AT LOUISVILLE (Adidas)
Cincy in all white. Cards in red and white.
WINNER: LOUISVILLE

BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
BC in all white with hideous numbers. FSU in red and gold with not-nearly-as-hideous-as-BC's numbers.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

MINNESOTA (Nike) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Gophers in all maroon with yellow spooge and white helmets. Purdue in white jerseys with black numbers and gold pants, not sure if it's a new look or an old look, but it's a nice look.
WINNER: PURDUE

ARKANSAS STATE (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Arky State in all white with red block numbers and black helmets. Indy in red and white with their big ugly blotches of spooge on the sides.
WINNER: ARKANSAS STATE

MISSOURI (Nike) AT TEXAS A&M (Adidas)
Mizzou in all white with black and gold spooge. Aggies in maroon and white.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

ILLINOIS (Nike) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge. MSU in green jerseys with stupid eyelash numbers, and white pants with green spooge. What a shitty matchup. U of I on colors.
WINNER: ILLINOIS

WESTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Broncos in all white with nice jerseys but black spooge on the pants, which ruins an otherwise good look. That's just sad. ND in blue and gold.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

NC STATE (Adidas) AT EAST CAROLINA (Nike)
NC State in white and red. ECU in all purple, looking very pretty in the sun.
WINNER: EAST CAROLINA

ARKANSAS (Nike) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Arky in all white with red shoulders and "Arkansas" down the legs. Auburn in blue and white with orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN

TEXAS (Nike) AT NEBRASKA (Adidas)
Texas in all white. Nebraska in red and white.
WINNER: NEBRASKA

WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
Wake in white and gold. VT in purple and white. Hokies need to stick to this look.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

IOWA (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
Iowa in white. UM in blue. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA

CALIFORNIA (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Cal in white jerseys and blue pants with yellow spooge OD. Trojans in maroon and yellow.
WINNER: USC

BYU (Nike) AT TCU (Nike)
FU both. BYU in white and blue. TCU in purple and that icky scaly shit.
WINNER: BYU

SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
South Carolina in white and black. Kentucky in all blue. It's KY all over the 'Cocks. Hey, just the way I like it!
WINNER: KENTUCKY

UTAH (Under Armour) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Utes in all white with red spooge and ugly numbers. Wyoming in brown and shiny yellow but with a lot of spooge. Wyo still wins big time on color.
WINNER: WYOMING

OHIO STATE (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
OSU in white and grey, Wisc in red and white. BTW, FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA!
WINNER: OHIO STATE

MISSISSIPPI STATE (Adidas) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
MSU in white and maroon. Florida in blue and white.
WINNER: FLORIDA

MCNEESE STATE [FCS] (Under Armour) AT LSU (Nike)
McNeese in white and yellow. LSU in purple jerseys and yellow pants. LSU does purple right! They put the Vikings to shame! Now if only they'd wear it more often.
WINNER: LSU

ARIZONA (Nike) AT WASHINGTON STATE (Nike)
'Zona in all white. WSU in red and grey. Cougar unis are to Buckeye unis as Viceroy butterflies are to Monarch butterflies.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE

MISSISSIPPI (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Rebs in white and grey. Tide in red and white.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT WASHINGTON (Nike)
OSU in white and black. Huskies in patchy purple and white. We'll overlook the patchiness this week.
WINNER: WASHINGTON

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-0 -wwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 6-0 wwwww-w
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0 -w-www-
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0 -wwww--
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0 -wwww--
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww-
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w-
Nebraska (Adidas) 3-0 --w--ww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w
Georgia (Nike) 2-0 -ww----
Navy (Nike) 2-0 w---w--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-0 ----w-w
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-----
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w------
Louisville (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w------
South Florida (Under Armour) 1-0 ------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwlw
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwwl
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1 lwww-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www
Clemson (Nike) 3-1 w-l-ww-
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l-
LSU (Nike) 5-2 wwwwllw
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww
Purdue (Nike) 4-2 lwww-lw
Alabama (Nike) 4-2 -wlwwwl
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww---
Mississippi (Nike) 2-1 wl----w
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1 -ww-l--
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w
Penn State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw---
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1 ----lw-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
UAB (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w-
Illinois (Nike) 3-3 wlw-llw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2 -l-wwl-
Boise State (Nike) 1-1 w--l---
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l
Arizona (Nike) 2-2 w-l--wl
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-3 w-lwwll
Kentucky (Nike) 1-2 ---l-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw---
Washington (Nike) 1-2 --l-l-w
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2 l--w-l-
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2 wll----
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll--
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l
Texas (Nike) 1-4 l-wll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1 ----l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l--
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-2 l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l---
Utah (Under Armour) 0-2 l-----l
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2 -l---l-
Arkansas (Nike) 0-3 --ll--l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l-
Oregon (Nike) 0-3 -l-ll--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-4 l-ll--l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4 -l-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-4 lll---l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l
West Virginia (Nike) 0-4 -lll--l
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-5 ll-l-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Army, Buffalo, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico, New Mexico State, San Diego State
and Syracuse all 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0 -----w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w---
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-----
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l---
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-----
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
All other teams 0-0

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
Adidas 48-38
Nike 115-112
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 11-22

MLB DIVISIONAL SERIES FASHION REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond

Boring! The only highlight was the San Francisco Giants in Game 3, wearing tasty orange jerseys with creamy white pants. Can you say creamsicles? Yummy!

All 4 series were sweeps, San Fran over Atlanta, Philly over Cincy, Yank-me's over Twins, and Tampa outdressed Texas despite losing the series.

Sorry I don't have more to say, but baseball unis are as boring as...well, baseball!

Big Ben's suspension is over, and so is our boycott of the NFL.

NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE - WEEK 5 IN REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond

Talk about the No Fun League! No surprises this week, so no reviews necessary, we'll just note the colors worn for the record.

ATLANTA AT CLEVELAND
Falcons in all white, Browns in brown and white.
WINNER: CLEVELAND

CHICAGO AT CAROLINA
Bears in navy and white, Panthers in all white.
WINNER: CHICAGO

DENVER AT BALTIMORE
Broncos in all white, Ravens in purple and white.
WINNER: BALTIMORE

GREEN BAY AT WASHINGTON
Pack in white and yellow, Skins in burgundy and white.
WINNER: GREEN BAY

JACKSONVILLE AT BUFFALO
Jags in white and black, Bills in all blue.
WINNER: BUFFALO

KANSAS CITY AT INDIANAPOLIS
Chiefs in all white, Colts in blue and white.
WINNER: INDIANAPOLIS

NY GIANTS AT HOUSTON
Giants in white and grey, Texans in dark blue and white.
WINNER: NY GIANTS

ST LOUIS AT DETROIT
Rams in all white, Lions in blue and silver.
WINNER: ST LOUIS

TAMPA BAY AT CINCINNATI
Bucs in white and pewter, Bungles in black and white.
WINNER: TAMPA BAY

NEW ORLEANS AT ARIZONA
Saints in white and gold, Cards in red and white.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS

SAN DIEGO AT OAKLAND
Chargers in white and dark blue, Raiders in black and silver.
WINNER: OAKLAND

TENNESSEE AT DALLAS
Titans in light blue and dark blue. Cowboys in white and metallic blue.
WINNER: DALLAS

PHILADELPHIA AT SAN FRANCISCO
Eagles in white and dark green, Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO

MINNESOTA AT NY JETS
Vikes in all white, Jets in green and white.
WINNER: NY JETS

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 5)
Chicago Bears 5-0
Green Bay Packers 5-0
New Orleans Saints 5-0
Pittsburgh Steelers 4-0
San Francisco 49ers 4-1
New York Giants 4-1
St Louis Rams 4-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-1
Indianapolis Colts 4-1
Washington Redskins 4-1
Miami Dolphins 3-1
Dallas Cowboys 4-2
New York Jets 3-2
Oakland Raiders 3-2
Cleveland Browns 3-2
Kansas City Chiefs 3-2
Seattle Seahawks 2-2
Buffalo Bills 2-3
Atlanta Falcons 2-3
Detroit Lions 2-3
Carolina Panthers 2-3
Philadelphia Eagles 2-3
Houston Texans 1-4
Baltimore Ravens 1-4
Minnesota Vikings 1-4
Tennessee Titans 1-4
Denver Broncos 1-4
New England Patriots 0-4
Arizona Cardinals 0-5
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-5
San Diego Chargers 0-5
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

TROY (Adidas) AT MIDDLE TENNESSEE (Nike)
Troy in white jerseys and maroon pants with white and silver stripes, but it's a metallic maroon so it's kind of shiny. MT in all black with blue numbers and blue pant spooge.
WINNER: TROY

UAB (Nike) AT UCF (Nike)
UAB in white jerseys with green numbers and gold spooge, and gold pants. UCF in black jerseys with white numbers and spooge, and gold pants. Both suck. I guess the green is nice.
WINNER: UAB

NEBRASKA (Adidas) AT KANSAS STATE (Nike)
Nebraska in white jerseys and red pants that are shiny under lights. K-State in purple jerseys and silver pants. Nobody does purple like K-State. This is a tough pick. Let's go with shiny.
WINNER: NEBRASKA

PRAIRIE VIEW A&M [FCS] (Russell) VS ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF [FCS] (Russell)
Finally, a black game in HD! It's a miracle! PVAM in all white with plenty of purple spooge. UAPB in all black with gold numbers, but no spooge. BTW, both teams' helmets horribly, hideously scuffed up.
WINNER: ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF

CONNECTICUT (Nike) AT RUTGERS (Nike)
Huskies in white jerseys and blue pants with white spooge. Scarlet Knights in all scarlet with no spooge.
WINNER: RUTGERS

OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike) AT LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE (Russell)
OSU in white jerseys and orange pants with black spooge. L-L in all red with white spooge and ugly numbers. Cowboys need to lose the spooge, otherwise they do well looking like the BC Lions.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA STATE

INDIANA (Adidas) AT OHIO STATE (Nike)
White and red spoogefest vs the scarlet and grey. Not even close.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

ILLINOIS (Nike) AT PENN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge, PSU in blue jerseys and white pants. Hooray for boring.
WINNER: PENN STATE

CENTRAL MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
CMU in all white with maroon spooge. Purple jerseys, white pants and helmets. VT looks good again? Go fig.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

BAYLOR (Nike) VS TEXAS TECH (Under Armour) at Dallas
Bears in all white with green spooge. TT in red jerseys, white pants and black helmets and spooge. I'll side with the lesser of two spooges.
WINNER: BAYLOR

MINNESOTA (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
Gophers in all white with maroon spooge. Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushrooms in red jerseys and white pants. No contest.
WINNER: WISCONSIN

ALABAMA (Nike) AT SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour)
'Bama in all white, 'Cocks in all ugly red with white spooge. Roll Tide.
WINNER: ALABAMA

MICHIGAN STATE (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
MSU in all white with a little green spooge on the knees, those stupid eyelash numbers, and what looks like pewter on the shoulders. UM in blue jerseys and yellow pants, I need not mention the helmets, which normally are enough for a loss. But since MSU has gone to such extraordinary lengths to fuck up their unis, I think they deserve the dishonor of this first:
LOSER: MICHIGAN STATE

PITTSBURGH (Nike) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Pitt in white jerseys and dark blue pants with a nice gold/white stripe. ND in usual dark blue jerseys and gold pants.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

VIRGINIA (Nike) AT GEORGIA TECH (Russell)
Cavs in dark blue jerseys and orange pants with dark blue 'leaky pen' spooge. GT in white jerseys with gold pants and spooge. I like the orange but the ink stains have to go.
WINNER: VIRGINIA

UCLA (Adidas) AT CALIFORNIA (Nike)
Bruins in white jerseys with dark blue trim and shiny gold pants. Cal in patchy yellow jerseys and dark blue pants, spooge all over.
WINNER: UCLA

AKRON (Adidas) AT KENT STATE (Nike)
Zips in white jerseys and dark blue pants, with spooge and ugly numbers. Kent in navy blue jerseys and shiny yellow 'Golden Flash' pants.
WINNER: KENT STATE

CLEMSON (Nike) AT NORTH CAROLINA (Nike)
Clemson in white jerseys and orange pants. Heels in light blue jerseys and white pants. The orange and the light blue are both so pretty in the sun! Looks like the Nevada on the NC pants will be the decider.
WINNER: CLEMSON

EASTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VANDERBILT (Nike)
Emus in white jerseys and green pants. Vandy in all black.
WINNER: EASTERN MICHIGAN

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT ARIZONA (Nike)
Beavs in white jerseys and black pants with an orange stripe topped with white spooge. 'Zona in all blue with red/white pant stripe that fades at the top.
WINNER: ARIZONA

LSU (Nike) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
LSU in white jerseys and yellow pants. Florida in orange jerseys and white pants. Hooray for novelty!
WINNER: FLORIDA

AUBURN (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
Auburn in all white. KY in all royal blue, looking a tad like pajamas.
WINNER: AUBURN

PURDUE (Nike) AT NORTHWESTERN (Adidas)
Purdue in white jerseys and black pants. NW in purple jerseys and black pants.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN

FLORIDA STATE (Nike) AT MIAMI FL (Nike)
FSU in white jerseys and gold pants. Miami in orange jerseys with green spooge and white pants with green/orange spooge.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Ohio State (Nike) 6-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 5-0
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Baylor (Nike) 3-0
Kent State (Nike) 3-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Troy (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-1
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1
Alabama (Nike) 4-1
Clemson (Nike) 3-1
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 2-1
Arizona (Nike) 2-1
California (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
Oregon State (Nike) 2-1
LSU (Nike) 4-2
Florida State (Nike) 3-2
Florida (Nike) 3-2
Purdue (Nike) 3-2
Indiana (Adidas) 3-2
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 3-3
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1
UAB (Nike) 1-1
Virginia (Nike) 1-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Illinois (Nike) 2-3
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Michigan (Adidas) 1-5
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Akron (Adidas) 0-2
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Kentucky (Nike) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
UCF (Nike) 0-2
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-4
Minnesota (Nike) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-6

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Adidas 42-31
Nike 97-97
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 9-18

GOOD NEWS FOR FANS OF MR. COLOREDWELL...

...with the end of our NFL boycott, the start of the MLB playoffs and the NHL season, as well as the NBA starting up in a few weeks, Mr. C is about to kick things into overdrive, reviewing all that plus continuing his college football coverage. He might even throw in college hoops. I'd spin him off to his own blog, but I like having him on the team and holding down the fort here in the Pond.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 5
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

TEXAS A&M (Adidas) AT OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike)
Aggies in white jerseys and maroon pants with a thin crooked white line down the side. Cowboys in all black with white spooge and armpits, and not nearly enough orange trim. The squiggly line is weird but not spoogy.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

BYU (Nike) AT UTAH STATE (Nike)
BYU in white jerseys and dark blue pants. USU in all blue with white spooge everywhere. This whole state sucks.
WINNER: BYU

NORTHWESTERN (Adidas) AT MINNESOTA (Nike)
NU in all white with purple and black trim. Gophers in maroon jerseys and yellow pants with maroon spooge.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN

MIAMI FL (Nike) AT CLEMSON (Nike)
'Canes in white jerseys with dark green spogge and ugly numbers, and dark green pants with orange and white spooge. Clemson in all orange with purple and white trim, looking fabulous in the sun.
WINNER: CLEMSON

LOUISIANA-MONROE (Adidas) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
ULM in all white with maroon spooge all over and ugly numbers. Just horrible. Auburn in blue jerseys, white pants and orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN

KANSAS (Adidas) AT BAYLOR (Nike)
Kansas in white jerseys with goofy numbers and blue pants with a red stripe. Baylor in green jerseys with block numbers and gold pants with green spooge. A mixed-bag matchup all around. Baylor Bear-ly wins on color.
WINNER: BAYLOR

OHIO STATE (Nike) AT ILLINOIS (Nike)
No-brainer. OSU in white jerseys and grey pants. Illini in blue jerseys with orange pants and spooge. They do orange wrong.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

NAVY (Nike) AT AIR FORCE (Nike)
Navy in white jerseys and gold pants. Farce in blue jerseys and white pants, and some added red trim including a big splat of red on the front of the helmet. Supposed to be a nod to the Thunderbirds. Looks more like they flew into birds!
WINNER: NAVY

TENNESSEE (Adidas) AT LSU (Nike)
Vols in orange jerseys and white pants. LSU in white jerseys, yellow pants and purple trim. Orange Kool-Aid vs. grape lemonade. What a delicious matchup!
WINNER: TENNESSEE

WISCONSIN (Adidas) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Badgers in all white with red trim. MSU in green jerseys and white pants. Ugh, that eyelash crap.
WINNER: WISCONSIN

MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
UM in white jerseys with yellow spooge and pants. Hoosiers in red jerseys and white pants. Ugh, I can't believe I have to type this again, but...
WINNER: INDIANA

VIRGINIA TECH (Nike) AT NC STATE (Adidas)
Well I'll be go to the market, VT is actually dressed well in HD for once! All white with purple numbers and purple/orange pant stripes. NC State...yes they're the devil, why do you think they're all red?
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

TEXAS (Nike) VS OKLAHOMA (Nike) at Dallas
Texas in all white with...I'm not even going to insult orange anymore by calling this a shade of orange, so let's call it puke-colored trim. OU in red jerseys and white pants, an easy win.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA

TCU (Nike) AT COLORADO STATE (Russell)
Frogs in all white with purple numbers. CSU in all dark green with gold spooge and goofy numbers.
WINNER: TCU

GEORGIA TECH (Russell) AT WAKE FOREST (Nike)
GT in all white with blue and gold spooge. WF in all black with gold and white spooge. GT's spooge is slightly less disgusting.
WINNER: GEORGIA TECH

FLORIDA (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Gaytebows...er, Gators in white jerseys and blue pants. Tide in red jerseys and white pants. Maybe orange pants would have won? Instead...
WINNER: ALABAMA

NOTRE DAME (Adidas) AT BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour)
ND in white jerseys and gold pants. BC in red jerseys and gold pants, and one of the ugliest number fonts in the game.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

PENN STATE (Nike) AT IOWA (Nike)
PSU in all white, Iowa in Steeler black and gold. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA

WASHINGTON (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Huskies in all white, Trojans in maroon and gold. Color.
WINNER: USC

STANFORD (Nike) AT OREGON (Nike)
Stan in all white, Oregon in all green. Bile.
WINNER: STANFORD

Meanwhile, ESPN's policy of not showing black college games in HD continues. WHY?

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-0
Ohio State (Nike) 5-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 5-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Kansas State (Nike) 3-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 3-0
Baylor (Nike) 2-0
California (Nike) 2-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Kent State (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Oregon State (Nike) 2-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Connecticut (Nike) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Middle Tennessee State (Nike) 1-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
LSU (Nike) 4-1
Purdue (Nike) 3-1
UCLA (Adidas) 3-1
Alabama (Nike) 3-1
Indiana (Adidas) 3-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Clemson (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Florida State (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina (Nike) 1-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 1-1
Arizona (Nike) 1-1
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Florida (Nike) 2-2
Illinois (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 2-3
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Akron (Adidas) 0-1
Central Florida (Nike) 0-1
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Kentucky (Nike) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 0-1
Rutgers (Nike) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UAB (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-1
Virginia (Nike) 0-1
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Minnesota (Nike) 0-4
Michigan (Adidas) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-5

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Adidas 35-27
Nike 82-82
Russell 5-5
New Balance 1-1
Under Armour 8-16

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 4
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

MIAMI FL (Nike) AT PITTSBURGH (Nike)
'Canes in white jerseys and orange pants with green and white spooge. Pitt in blue jerseys and gold pants. Miami does orange wrong.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

TCU (Nike) AT SMU (Adidas)
FU. Anyhoo... Frogs in all white with purple numbers and helmets. 'Stangs in red jerseys and white pants, again looking like Patriots throwbacks. Nothing wrong with that.
WINNER: SMU

CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT KANSAS STATE (Nike)
UCF in white jerseys with gold pants, numbers and spooge. White/light gold a bad color combo, numbers are hard to read, and the spooge doesn't help. K-State in purple jerseys and silver pants. Purple/silver a great color combo, and they have it all to themselves. Why?
WINNER: KANSAS STATE

NORTH CAROLINA STATE (Adidas) AT GEORGIA TECH (Russell)
NC State in all white with red numbers. Yawn. GT in gold jerseys with white trim and dark blue numbers, and white pants with a gold stripe. GT makes white/light gold combo work with a dark 3rd color for the numbers. Hey UCF, it's called contrast!
WINNER: GEORGIA TECH

NORTHERN COLORADO [FCS] (New Balance) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
NC in all white with navy blue numbers, gold trim and helmets. MSU in green jerseys and white pants. Spartans, please pluck your eyelashes!
WINNER: NORTHERN COLORADO

BOWLING GREEN (Adidas) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
BG in all white with orange helmets and numbers and brown pant stripe. Number font is a little strange and there's a bit of brown spooge on the jersey, but they're playing UM (in their home blue), so Falcons get a gift.
WINNER: BOWLING GREEN

FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL (Adidas) AT MARYLAND (Under Armour)
FIU in all white with dark blue numbers and deformed pant stripe, and blue and gold spooge on the jersey. Terps in red jerseys and white pants, with black spooge from armpit to knee and hint of yellow trim. Terps have better looking numbers and a nice shade of red.
WINNER: MARYLAND

AUSTIN PEAY [FCS] (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
AP in white jerseys and bright red pants, numbers and helmets. A nice red, but the overall design has a cheap feel. Badgers in home red jerseys and white pants. Solid, clean, classic look. Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom SNAKE!
WINNER: WISCONSIN

EASTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT OHIO STATE (Nike)
EMU in all white with green trim, a bit boring but no errors. Buckeyes in home scarlet jerseys and sparkling helmets are simply unbeatable.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

ALABAMA (Nike) AT ARKANSAS (Nike)
Tide in all white with crimson trim. Arkansas in red jerseys and white pants. Arky uni better than last year, but they need to lose the white armpits and the tacky 'Razorbacks' down the leg.
WINNER: ALABAMA

STANFORD (Nike) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Stan in all white with cardinal trim. Irish in blue jerseys and gold pants. No surprises in South Bend (except for that billboard). Color decides it. Besides Stan needs to pay for their 'blackout' last week.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

FLORIDA A&M [FCS] (Russell) VS TENNESSEE STATE [FCS] (Adidas) at Atlanta
FAMU in all white with goofy green numbers and orange trim. Fugly numbers can ruin an entire uniform. TSU in blue jerseys with white block numbers and red trim, and white pants with some blue spooge. Numbers decide it.
WINNER: TENNESSEE STATE
BTW, kudos to Versus for airing this game in HD. I had to toss out the Grambling-Prairie View game. Why is it ESPN never airs black college games in HD? Hmm?? Anyone???

NORTH CAROLINA (Nike) AT RUTGERS (Nike)
Heels in all white with light blue helmets, numbers and trim. The Nevada-shaped spooge still bugs me, otherwise a great uni. Rutgers in scarlet jerseys and white pants. They do scarlet wrong, due to goofy numbers.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA

TEMPLE (Under Armour) AT PENN STATE (Nike)
Owls in all white with dark red helmets, numbers, and that annoying crosswalk down the leg. Lions in home blue. PSU uni strategy is simple: do nothing wrong by doing nothing, and get a win only because other team does something stupid like a crosswalk down their leg.
WINNER: PENN STATE

UAB (Nike) AT TENNESSEE (Adidas)
Blazers in white jerseys with gold sides and green numbers, and gold pants and helmets. Vols in the juicy orange jerseys with white pants. Oh so quenching! Can't beat the creamsicles.
WINNER: TENNESSEE

WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
Wake in white jerseys and black pants and we can just stop right there and give this one to the red and gold.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

AIR FORCE (Nike) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Farce in all white with blue trim. Wyoming in brown jerseys, yellow pants, and white helmets and numbers. We'll just ignore the brown spooge on the pants, because this color scheme works for the Hawthorn Hawks, it worked for the Broncos throwbacks, and it works for the Cowboys.
WINNER: WYOMING

UCLA (Adidas) AT TEXAS (Nike)
Bruins in white jerseys with dark blue numbers and dark blue and gold trim, and shiny gold pants. Shorthorns in patchy, ugly shade of orange jerseys and white pants. Would prefer light blue instead of dark, but it sure beats Texas orange, which looks like Tennessee orange if it were left to soak in Swan Creek. A disturbing thought.
WINNER: UCLA

OKLAHOMA (Nike) AT CINCINNATI (Adidas)
Sooners in all white with red trim. Cinci...and we can just stop right there.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA

NEVADA (Nike) AT BYU (Nike)
Nevada in all white with dark blue spooge all over and ugly numbers. BYU in blue jerseys and white pants. They're just Penn State slightly gussied up.
WINNER: BYU

AKRON (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Zips in white jerseys with dark blue pants, spooge and ugly numbers. Hoosiers in red jerseys and white pants. Indy would be just fine if not for those huge blotches of spooge on their sides. But they steal another win thanks to an uglier opponent.
WINNER: INDIANA

KENTUCKY (Nike) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
KY (two of my favorite letters!) in all white with blue trim. Gay Tebows...er, I mean, Gators in blue jerseys and white pants, orange helmets and trim. No big mistakes. Color decides it.
WINNER: FLORIDA

SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Gamecocks in all white with red and black trim including spooge. Auburn in blue jerseys, white pants and orange trim. The only uni Under Armour hasn't totally fucked up.
WINNER: AUBURN

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT BOISE STATE (Nike)
Beavers in all white, Broncos in all blue. The rest of the details don't matter because I cannot look at that barf-inducing blue rug another second.
WINNER: OREGON STATE

WEST VIRGINIA (Nike) AT LSU (Nike)
WVU in all dark blue with yellow spooge and ugly numbers. LSU in white jerseys, yellow pants and purple trim. Total mismatch.
WINNER: LSU

NORTHERN ILLINOIS (Adidas) AT MINNESOTA (Nike)
NIU in white jerseys with red numbers and black armpits, and black pants, Gophers in all maroon with yellow numbers and spooge. Both teams are putrid. NIU has better numbers and less spooge.
WINNER: NORTHERN ILLINOIS

OREGON (Nike) AT ARIZONA STATE (Nike)
...and we can just stop right there.
WINNER: ARIZONA STATE

BALL STATE (Nike) AT IOWA (Nike)
Hawkeyes in throwbacks! Game over! Black jerseys with Steeler gold block numbers, similar to Steelers throwbacks, but paired with gold pants and numbered helmets. Cards in all white with black spooge and...who cares? They got owned!
WINNER: IOWA

CENTRAL MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NORTHWESTERN (Adidas)
Chips in all white with maroon spooge. NU in dark purple jerseys and black pants with white and purple stripes. What's this? Black pants that don't look like garbage? Go fig!
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN

TOLEDO (Under Armour) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Rockets in all white with disgusting numbers and blue and gold spooge. Purdue in all black. Toledo's new unis are the ugliest fuckin' things to come down the pike in years. Whoever designed these should be waterboarded...with AIDS-infected piss.
WINNER: PURDUE

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF SEP 27
Iowa (Nike) 4-0
LSU (Nike) 4-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 4-0
Ohio State (Nike) 4-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 4-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 3-0
Kansas State (Nike) 3-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 3-0
Southern California (Nike) 3-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 3-0
California (Nike) 2-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Kansas (Adidas) 2-0
Kent State (Nike) 2-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 2-0
Oregon State (Nike) 2-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Baylor (Nike) 1-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Connecticut (Nike) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Middle Tennessee State (Nike) 1-0
Navy (Nike) 1-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
Purdue (Nike) 3-1
UCLA (Adidas) 3-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Alabama (Nike) 2-1
Florida (Nike) 2-1
Illinois (Nike) 2-1
Indiana (Adidas) 2-1
Florida State (Nike) 2-2
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina (Nike) 1-1
Penn State (Nike) 2-2
Arizona (Nike) 1-1
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Clemson (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina State (Adidas) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
BYU (Nike) 1-2
Stanford (Nike) 1-2
Texas (Nike) 1-2
Air Force (Nike) 1-2
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
Akron (Adidas) 0-1
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-1
Central Florida (Nike) 0-1
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Kentucky (Nike) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
Rutgers (Nike) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UAB (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-1
Virginia (Nike) 0-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 0-1
Washington (Nike) 0-1
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-2
Miami FL (Nike) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Oregon (Nike) 0-2
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-2
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Minnesota (Nike) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-3
TCU (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Michigan (Adidas) 0-4
Michigan State (Nike) 0-4

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF SEP 27
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1