MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The big story in sports fashion this week was, of course, the Green Bay Packers 1929 throwbacks: Old-style tan pants, dark blue jerseys with yellow numbers, including what I call the "Herbie The Love Bug" circled numbers on the front, and brown helmets, meant to represent leather headgear, that looked like giant malted milk balls. All the usual highlight announcers (save Boomer) made all the usual lame derisive comments, but what do they know about sports fashion? Nothing! I liked this look, so much in fact that it beat San Fran's Jello 123 road look. Party like it's 1929!



Other winning outfits this week: Tampa Bay's delicious "Creamsicle" uni, the Phoenix Suns' sunny orange, and the UCLA Bruins, who know how to do powder blue right!

Sadly, I cannot say the same for the Chargers. My squeaky wheel from last week got greased (sort of) as they finally wore powder blue this week, but I was led to believe they'd be in their throwbacks. They weren't, and they got beat by Oakland's shiny pants. The Ravens went with a purple jersey/black pant combo Sunday night. Who do they think they are, Northwestern? And speaking of black pants, I am SO utterly pissed at the Saints. The worst part is, since they were playing the Bungles, they won anyway. Ugh. You assholes.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 12-0 -wwwwwww-wwwww
Green Bay Packers 12-0 -wwwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlw
Washington Redskins 10-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwww
New Orleans Saints 10-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlw
San Francisco 49ers 10-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 10-3 -wwwllwwwlwwww
St Louis Rams 9-3 -wlwwwlww-lwww
Indianapolis Colts 9-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwl
New York Giants 9-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 10-4 wlwwlwwwwllwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-4 -wlwwwllwwwlww
Cleveland Browns 8-4 -lwwlwll-wwwww
New York Jets 8-4 -lwlwww-lwlwww
Oakland Raiders 8-4 -wllwwlwww-lww
Buffalo Bills 7-5 -llwlw-wllwwww
Miami Dolphins 6-6 -lwww-llwwwlll
Houston Texans 5-7 -wlllll-lwwlww
Carolina Panthers 4-8 -wlwll-llllwlw
Tennessee Titans 4-8 -lwlllwwl-lllw
San Diego Chargers 4-8 -lllllwwwl-wll
Atlanta Falcons 4-8 -lwlwllw-lwlll
Seattle Seahawks 4-8 -wlwl-lwllwlll
Detroit Lions 3-9 -lwlwll-llllwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-9 -wwlllwl-lllll
New England Patriots 2-10 -llll-wlwlllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-11 -lllwllllwllll
Baltimore Ravens 1-11 -llllwll-lllll
Denver Broncos 1-11 -wlllllll-llll
Arizona Cardinals 0-12 -lllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-12 -llllllll-llll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-13 llllll-lllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 --w--wwwww-www
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 w--w-w----wwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w-
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www-
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 w---------www-
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w-
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w-
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 -w---------w-w
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 w--w--------w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-------
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ------w------w
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w---
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w------
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw-
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwww-w-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 -wwww--ww-wwwl
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 l---www--www-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www---
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww-
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w-
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl-
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 -wwwwwwll-w-ww
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 l--------wwww-
USC (Nike) 8-2 www-wlw-w-w-wl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww-
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww-
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww-
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw-
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww-
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 ------ww-wllww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl-
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww-
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w-
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w-
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-----
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-------
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w------
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w----
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w-
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l--
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl-
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww-
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 --lw--------lw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w--
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w------
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w----
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw-
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w-
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-----
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l---
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 -----w-------l
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-----
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlw-llwwlwwll-
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llww-ww-lw--ll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 l-lw-----w--l-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll-
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 w----l-lw-llwl
Washington (Nike) 3-5 --l-l-wwlw-l-l
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 ---l-w---ll-lw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl-
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l-
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw-
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 w-l--wlllll-wl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll-
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll--
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll-
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll-
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 ---l-ll--w---l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll-
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l---
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l----
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l-
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l--
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l-
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 l-ll--lll---ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l-
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 -lll--lll---ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll-
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 ll-l-llllll-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll-
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w------
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-----
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w---
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w--
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w---
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w-
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l------
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l--
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-------
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-----
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l----
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
Adidas 94-75
Nike 234-224
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-47
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 21-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 6-1 wwwlwww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Golden State Warriors 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 6-3 wlwwlwwlw
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 11-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Miami Heat 2-5 lwllwll
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-6 wllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Well, yours truly had another interesting Thanksgiving. Needless to say, I got stuffed! *rim shot*

And I am very thankful for all those cute throwback uniforms this weekend: Thank you, Cheaters, Lie-Downs, 'Boys, and the Bills who scored a huge upset Sunday (Stevie Johnson's tweet was hilarious!). And of course the Buckeyes who went all 1942 on Michigan. The numbers were a tad circusy but okay. And thanks to the Chiefs for the very stylish red pants and the Burgundyskins for the yellow pants, natch.

On the other hand, let me send out a big "No, thanks" to the Saints for the blah black pants, the Chargers for not wearing powder blue even once yet this year (WTF?!), the black-jerseyed Cardinals (Derek "Mood Swing" Anderson, you need to ask yourself, is it Low T?), and the ugliest game of the week, Black Friday's West Virginia-Pitt 'Backyard Brawl', which is exactly where both teams' unis should be buried! Patchy black and blue vs. camo-grey and yellow shoes? I'd rather have gone shopping at Wally World!

Last but not least, there was the 98th Grey Cup, which sadly I did not get in HD. But for you, dear readers, I went through the CFL video archives for the 2010 season, and I can now give you a full better-late-than-never rundown of the year in CFL fashion! So let's take a look at all 8 teams, ranked here from best- to worst-dressed, with a look at each team's best and worst looks...

1. SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS

At their best: Clean, basic, classic. Block numbers, no spooge.


At their worst: Not sure about the black bit on the shoulders, but still a good look (espesh with silver pants).


In their throwbacks: Strange. Looked more like the Stampeders. But also, still good. (Bonus points for the coaching staff's Norwegian curling team pants.)


2. BRITISH COLUMBIA LIONS

At their best: Canadian-style creamsicles!


At their worst: All black? With spooge? Um, no. Lose these things.


In their throwbacks: The black numbers are an interesting add, and the helmets are way cool.


3. WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS

At their best: Royal blue and gold is the bomb!


At their worst: All dark blue copies a bad look from their lookalikes, the Rams.


In their throwbacks: The gold jerseys are precious! (And even better with royal blue pants.)


4. EDMONTON ESKIMOS

At their best: In yellow pants, just like the Packers. (And with white jerseys, the ol' Jello 123.)


At their worst: Dark green pants. Also, the numbers are shrinky-dinked.


In their throwbacks: Better than the Pack!


5. TORONTO ARGONAUTS

At their best: Not great, but spoogeless.


At their worst: Non-block numbers, and dark blue pants. Da Bears you ain't!


In their throwbacks: They've had better throwbacks, but still okay.


6. MONTREAL ALOUETTES

At their best: Well, at least they have block numbers.


At their worst: Rotten colors, as boxy as the Bills, and spooge on the pants. Merde.


In their throwbacks: What a pretty blue! Too bad they are stealing this look from the original Als.


7. CALGARY STAMPEDERS

At their best: Red jerseys and no spooge.


At their worst: In black pants, espesh with white jerseys. And the number font is awful.


In their throwbacks: Throw in the silver and now you've got something!


And finally, I know this will shock you, and it totally breaks my heart, but there's just no escaping the fact that the current worst-dressed team in the CFL is my beloved...

8. HAMILTON TIGER-CATS

At their best: Black and yellow color combo as befits the Pittsburgh of Canada.


At their worst: Bad non-block numbers and spooge all over the sides, made even worse when they wear all black. (It's so bad Duxoop may even trade in his Ti-Cats hat for Sasky or BC.)


In their throwbacks: The best uniform in CFL history. Please go back to it! PLEASE!!!


Next week: LeBron James returns to Cleveland. Will he get out alive?

[Duxoop's note: I dunno, Mr. C, but I added him to my Death League team just in case!]

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 11-0 -wwwwwww-wwww
Green Bay Packers 11-0 -wwwwwwwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 10-1 -lwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-1 -wwww-wwwwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 9-2 -wwlwwl-wwwww
New York Giants 9-2 -wlwwwwl-wwww
Washington Redskins 9-2 -wwwwlwlw-www
New Orleans Saints 9-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wl
Kansas City Chiefs 9-3 -wwwllwwwlwww
St Louis Rams 8-3 -wlwwwlww-lww
Dallas Cowboys 9-4 wlwwlwwwwllww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8-4 -wlwwwllwwwlw
Cleveland Browns 7-4 -lwwlwll-wwww
New York Jets 7-4 -lwlwww-lwlww
Oakland Raiders 7-4 -wllwwlwww-lw
Buffalo Bills 6-5 -llwlw-wllwww
Miami Dolphins 6-5 -lwww-llwwwll
Houston Texans 4-7 -wlllll-lwwlw
San Diego Chargers 4-7 -lllllwwwl-wl
Atlanta Falcons 4-7 -lwlwllw-lwll
Seattle Seahawks 4-7 -wlwl-lwllwll
Detroit Lions 3-8 -lwlwll-llllw
Carolina Panthers 3-8 -wlwll-llllwl
Tennessee Titans 3-8 -lwlllwwl-lll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-8 -wwlllwl-llll
New England Patriots 2-9 -llll-wlwllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-10 -lllwllllwlll
Baltimore Ravens 1-10 -llllwll-llll
Denver Broncos 1-10 -wlllllll-lll
Arizona Cardinals 0-11 -lllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-11 -llllllll-lll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-12 llllll-llllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-0 -wwww--ww-www
Nebraska (Adidas) 8-0 --w--wwwww-ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w
Pittsburgh (Nike) 6-0 w--w-w----www
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 9-1 lwww-w-www-ww
USC (Nike) 8-1 www-wlw-w-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl
Auburn (Under Armour) 8-2 -wwwwwwll-w-w
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
South Florida (Under Armour) 4-2 ------ww-wllw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-4 llww-ww-lw--l
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Connecticut (Nike) 3-4 w----l-lw-llw
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l
Arizona (Nike) 3-6 w-l--wlllll-w
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l
Arizona State (Nike) 1-2 --lw--------l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll
Rutgers (Nike) 1-4 ---l-w---ll-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-7 l-ll--lll---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-7 -lll--lll---l
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-10 ll-l-llllll-l
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
Adidas 89-72
Nike 228-215
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 19-46
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 18-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 5-2 wlwwlww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Houston Rockets 1-1 lw
Detroit Pistons 8-8 lllwwlwwwllwwllw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Miami Heat 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-5 wlllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll

Any teams not listed are 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Notes taken during the week, presented in no particular order...

WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST ORANGE
Cincinnati Bengals, Boise State Broncos, Miami Hurricanes, Texas Longhorns
All these teams should be forced by whatever legal means possible to stop using orange as one of their colors. They just plain don't know how to use it. The 'Canes went the extra disgusting mile and threw in some green scaly shit. I would add Bowling Green to this group, but they were still dressed better than Toledo. I also would have added Virginia for their leaky ink pen look, but they managed a win over Boston College's ugly numbers.

The Georgia State Panthers made their national HD debut last week, and I wanted so much to give them a favorable rating for the sake of Noelomite, a friend of the Duck Pond who works there, but it was not to be. Their colors are nice, but their crappy number font was no match for 'Bama's block numbers.

Iowa at Ohio State was last year's best uniform matchup, with the Buckeyes winning at home in scarlet. Iowa hosted this year in their home black/gold 70s Steeler look and turned the tables, resulting in the first OSU uni loss ever. How to top themselves next year? How about an all-throwback match?

The Burgundyskins finally went with a white jersey-yellow pants combo, and with the burgundy socks they had their own version of the Jello 123 look going. Very nice.

The Washington Huskies went all black this week. Oh puh-leeze. And with dark purple numbers? WTF?

Purdue looks good in white jerseys and gold pants. Not as good as the Saints, but good.

We got our first look at Yale and Harvard this week, and Harvard has a very nice look, good colors and style. Yale? Yawn. The Elis look like the boring love child of Penn State and BYU. ZZZZZZZZ...

Notre Dame finally went green! You're the IRISH, for crying out loud, stick to the green!!!

Iowa State looked interesting this week, yellow jerseys and maroon pants. Like USC upside-down. In fact, they almost looked kind of like the Broncos throwbacks, but without the fun socks.

The Minnesota Wild...What happened? They looked so good a couple of weeks ago in the all green with the wheat numbers and trim. What's with the crappy white/dark green look with the shitty red numbers? And don't tell me the green/wheat unis were throwbacks. The team hasn't been in existence long enough to have throwbacks!

Finally got a look at the Tampa Bay Lightning. All black, but it worked well enough to beat Boston. As for their logo, it's a bit Toledo Storm-y, but good. And I like the bolts down the legs, very Charger-esque.

Also finally got a look at the Dallas Mavericks. In all white with, what, half a black belt? What is that?

And finally, we've seen all the FBS teams in HD this year except New Mexico State. Somebody please carry a game of theirs in HD before the season ends!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 11)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 10-0 -wwwwwww-www
Green Bay Packers 10-0 -wwwwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-0 -wwww-wwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 9-1 -lwwwwwww-ww
New Orleans Saints 9-1 -wwwwwwwlw-w
Indianapolis Colts 8-2 -wwlwwl-wwww
New York Giants 8-2 -wlwwwwl-www
Washington Redskins 8-2 -wwwwlwlw-ww
Kansas City Chiefs 8-3 -wwwllwwwlww
St Louis Rams 7-3 -wlwwwlww-lw
Dallas Cowboys 8-4 wlwwlwwwwllw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-4 -wlwwwllwwwl
Cleveland Browns 6-4 -lwwlwll-www
New York Jets 6-4 -lwlwww-lwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-4 -wllwwlwww-l
Miami Dolphins 6-4 -lwww-llwwwl
Buffalo Bills 5-5 -llwlw-wllww
San Diego Chargers 4-6 -lllllwwwl-w
Atlanta Falcons 4-6 -lwlwllw-lwl
Seattle Seahawks 4-6 -wlwl-lwllwl
Carolina Panthers 3-7 -wlwll-llllw
Houston Texans 3-7 -wlllll-lwwl
Tennessee Titans 3-7 -lwlllwwl-ll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-7 -wwlllwl-lll
New England Patriots 2-8 -llll-wlwlll
Detroit Lions 2-8 -lwlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-9 -lllwllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-9 -llllwll-lll
Denver Broncos 1-9 -wlllllll-ll
Arizona Cardinals 0-10 -lllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-10 -llllllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-11 llllll-lllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 10-0 wwwww-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 8-0 -wwww--ww-ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 7-0 --w--wwwww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 5-0 w--w-w----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w---
Syracuse (Nike) 4-0 -------ww-ww
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w-
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w---
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-1 wwwwwlwww-ww
Ohio State (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwww-wl
UCLA (Adidas) 8-1 lwww-w-www-w
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www--
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww--
Kansas (Adidas) 4-1 -ww-l--w---w
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-2 -w-www-wwllw
Stanford (Nike) 6-2 -lwlw-w-ww-w
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Mississippi (Nike) 6-2 wl----wwwwlw
Purdue (Nike) 8-3 lwww-lwlwwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwll-lww
LSU (Nike) 7-3 wwwwllww-w-l
BYU (Nike) 4-2 -llww-w----w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww-
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Penn State (Nike) 7-4 wllwlw-wwwlw
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw--
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w-
Alabama (Nike) 6-4 -wlwwwll-lww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-2 ------ww-wll
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww---
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw--------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw-
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-2 ----w-wl---l
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww-
NC State (Adidas) 3-4 --wll-l-wl-w
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw---
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l--
Arkansas (Nike) 3-5 --ll--lllwww
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l--
Connecticut (Nike) 2-4 w----l-lw-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l--
Indiana (Adidas) 3-7 w-lwwllll-ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-5 ----lw-llwll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-5 l--w-l-w-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll-
Texas (Nike) 2-7 l-wll-ll-lwl
Boise State (Nike) 1-5 w--l---l-lll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-10 lllllwl-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
New Mexico (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l---
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-3 ---l-l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-5 -l--l-l-l--l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l---
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-6 l-----lll-ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll---
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-8 -l-lll-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-8 lll---lll-ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll-
Michigan State (Nike) 0-11 llllllllll-l

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
Adidas 82-64
Nike 203-196
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-41

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 14-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 1-1 wl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 4-2 wlwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 7-6 lllwwlwwwllww
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Miami Heat 1-3 lwll
Orlando Magic 1-3 wlll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll

NEXT WEEK'S BEST UNIFORM MATCHUPS
New Orleans at Dallas: I'll be thankful if the Saints wear gold pants, but will they outshine the metallic blue? Shiny!
Auburn at Alabama: They call this the Iron Bowl, so I'd better not see any wrinkles!
And, of course, Michigan at Ohio State: Oh, who are we kidding? This one is a total mismatch! Go Bucks!

FRANK GILHOOLEY
1924-2010



There is no joy in Mudville on this day. Toledo broadcast legend and long-time Mud Hens announcer Frank Gilhooley has passed away at the age of 86.

Gilhooley worked as a radio broadcaster for 24 years with the Toledo Mud Hens. A legend in Toledo broadcasting, he had over 50 years of experience in television and radio.

Gilhooley previously served as the sports director at WTVG-TV 13 along with announcing several Ohio State football games. He also has the distinction of playing for the legendary Toledo Jeeps, when Gilhooley traveled with the Harlem Globetrotters for two years as a member of the opposing team.

A native of Toledo, Gilhooley played both baseball and basketball at the University of Notre Dame. Gilhooley's father, Frank Sr., played with the New York Yankees from 1913-18 and was a teammate of legendary slugger Babe Ruth in Boston.

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

I trust nobody will mind if the report is a day early this week...

More throwback fun in the NFL this week. I love the Bears' bold burnt orange numbers, the Steelers throwbacks are always a primetime treat, and even Atlanta looked good. Plus the Burgundyskins went with their yummy yellow pants Monday. The Vikings wore purple pants again this week, but the pretty purple is still ruined by Vikey-spooge.

In college football, Brown's unis look good, but there's no brand logo in sight, so I have no idea who makes them. In any case, they looked better than Dartmouth, with their Nike-spooge and the D on the front of their helmets. Really? On the front? Really? And California went all yellow and still won. How? Simple: they were playing Oregon.

In the NHL, we got our first official HD look at St Louis and Montreal this week. Both great, though the Habs got beat by Philly's awesome orange. Meanwhile, the Red Wings still look great, and Colorado still looks like shit.

Finally, in the NBA, I'm still split on the Pistons, the Spurs and Nuggets unis still look good, the Clippers and Wizards unis still look like crap, and Miami is still evil. Oh, and Utah is atop the standings.

Utah?!?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 10)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 9-0 -wwwwwww-ww
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-0 -wwww-wwwww
San Francisco 49ers 8-1 -lwwwwwww-w
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw-
Indianapolis Colts 7-2 -wwlwwl-www
New York Giants 7-2 -wlwwwwl-ww
Washington Redskins 7-2 -wwwwlwlw-w
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3 -wlwwwllwww
Kansas City Chiefs 7-3 -wwwllwwwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww-
Miami Dolphins 6-3 -lwww-llwww
St Louis Rams 6-3 -wlwwwlww-l
Dallas Cowboys 7-4 wlwwlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 5-4 -lwwlwll-ww
New York Jets 5-4 -lwlwww-lwl
Atlanta Falcons 4-5 -lwlwllw-lw
Buffalo Bills 4-5 -llwlw-wllw
Seattle Seahawks 4-5 -wlwl-lwllw
Houston Texans 3-6 -wlllll-lww
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl-
Tennessee Titans 3-6 -lwlllwwl-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-6 -wwlllwl-ll
New England Patriots 2-7 -llll-wlwll
Detroit Lions 2-7 -lwlwll-lll
Carolina Panthers 2-7 -wlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-8 -lllwllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-8 -llllwll-ll
Denver Broncos 1-8 -wlllllll-l
Arizona Cardinals 0-9 -lllll-llll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-9 -llllllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-10 llllll-llll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 10-0 wwwwwwwww-w
Iowa (Nike) 9-0 wwwww-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 4-0 w--w-w----w
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w
Syracuse (Nike) 3-0 -------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w----
Fresno State (Nike) 2-0 w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w---------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w---
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w--------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 9-1 wwwwwlwww-w
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www-
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www
Virginia Tech (Nike) 5-1 l---www--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w---
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l-
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-1 ------ww-wl
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-2 -w-www-wwll
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 5-2 wl----wwwwl
Purdue (Nike) 7-3 lwww-lwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwll-lw
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w--
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w---
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w--
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl---
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l--
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw-
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w----
Illinois (Nike) 6-4 wlw-llwwlww
California (Nike) 3-2 -ww--ll---w
Penn State (Nike) 6-4 wllwlw-wwwl
Alabama (Nike) 5-4 -wlwwwll-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww--
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w-
Miami OH (Adidas) 1-1 l---------w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l--
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-1 ---w------l
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l--------
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll--
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 2-3 w----l-lw-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-4 ----lw-llwl
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl-
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l-
Temple (Under Armour) 1-2 -w-l------l
North Carolina (Nike) 2-4 l--w-l-w-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-6 w-lwwllll-l
Arkansas (Nike) 2-5 --ll--lllww
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w-
Texas (Nike) 2-6 l-wll-ll-lw
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll------
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll
Boise State (Nike) 1-4 w--l---l-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-9 lllllwl-lll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l--
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l-
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll-
Missouri (Nike) 0-5 l-----lll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l--
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll--
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll--
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-7 lll---lll-l
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll-

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w---
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w--
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w--------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w-
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w---------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l--
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l---------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
Adidas 71-58
Nike 187-179
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-37

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
St Louis Blues 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 11-3 wlwwwwwwwllwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 2-0 ww
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
San Antonio Spurs 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 4-1 wwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-1 lwww
Chicago Bulls 3-1 wlww
Los Angeles Lakers 3-1 wwwl
Detroit Pistons 5-5 lllwwlwwwl
Miami Heat 1-2 lwl
Orlando Magic 1-2 wll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-3 wlll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Winners: Throwbacks rule! Which is too bad for the Red Wings, who got beat by stylish Calgary and Vancouver throwbacks. And the Indy Colts whipped out their fabulous 50s unis.

Losers: Princeton continues to copy Michigan's hideous helmets, and the Utes sported some sort of camo-puke spooge.

Football teams wearing all one dark color usually doesn't work, as Oregon, Seattle and the Bengals clearly demonstrate. But a couple of NFL teams won this way, one deserving, one not. Houston in all dark blue? Somehow, they make it work. Minnesota in all purple? Well, they only beat equally-spoogy Arizona on color.

As for college basketball, I'm sorry, but the regular season schedule is just too overwhelming. We'll just have to wait until March Madness to get into that.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 9)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 8-0 -wwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-0 -wwww-wwww
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww-
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww-
Indianapolis Colts 6-2 -wwlwwl-ww
New York Giants 6-2 -wlwwwwl-w
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw-
Dallas Cowboys 7-3 wlwwlwwwwl
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3 -wlwwwllww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-3 -wwwllwwwl
Miami Dolphins 5-3 -lwww-llww
New York Jets 5-3 -lwlwww-lw
Cleveland Browns 4-4 -lwwlwll-w
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl-
Atlanta Falcons 3-5 -lwlwllw-l
Buffalo Bills 3-5 -llwlw-wll
Seattle Seahawks 3-5 -wlwl-lwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-5 -wwlllwl-l
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl
Houston Texans 2-6 -wlllll-lw
New England Patriots 2-6 -llll-wlwl
Detroit Lions 2-6 -lwlwll-ll
Carolina Panthers 2-6 -wlwll-lll
Minnesota Vikings 2-7 -lllwllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-7 -llllwll-l
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll-
Arizona Cardinals 0-8 -lllll-lll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-9 llllll-lll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww-
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-0 ------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w---
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w------
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w--------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w--
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w---------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w-
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w---
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww-
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-1 -w-www-wwl
Mississippi (Nike) 5-1 wl----wwww
Kansas State (Nike) 5-1 w-ww-l--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 4-1 l---www--w
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w--
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww
Penn State (Nike) 6-3 wllwlw-www
Purdue (Nike) 6-3 lwww-lwlww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w---
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w--
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w-
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-3 wwwwwwll-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w---
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l-
Illinois (Nike) 5-4 wlw-llwwlw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww-
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw------
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w--
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w
Ohio (Russell) 1-1 --l------w
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l------
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll---
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-
Alabama (Nike) 4-4 -wlwwwll-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-3 ----lw-llw
North Carolina (Nike) 2-3 l--w-l-w-l
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll-
TCU (Nike) 2-4 l-llw-l--w
Rutgers (Nike) 1-2 ---l-w---l
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-5 w-l--wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-3 w--l---l-l
Arkansas (Nike) 1-5 --ll--lllw
Texas (Nike) 1-6 l-wll-ll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-8 lllllwl-ll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-9 lllllllllw
Buffalo (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l---------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l-
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-4 l-----ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll-
Oregon (Nike) 0-6 -l-ll--lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-8 ll-l-lllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w--
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w---------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w---------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w--------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l--
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l------
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l---------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l---------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l--------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
Adidas 66-53
Nike 168-162
New Balance 1-1
Russell 10-13
Under Armour 16-32

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 9-3 wlwwwwwwwllw
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Los Angeles Lakers 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 1-0 w
Golden State Warriors 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 3-1 wwwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 2-1 lww
Chicago Bulls 2-1 wlw
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Detroit Pistons 3-4 lllwwlw
Portland Trail Blazers 1-2 wll
Atlanta Hawks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Sacramento Kings 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Notes from the past 7 days in sports fashions...

The World Series is over and not a moment too soon. What a yawnfest! San Francisco was the better-dressed team in all 5 games, but each game was all-white v all-grey, so who cares?

In the NBA, no team is blowing me away yet, but there are a couple of stinky unis. Washington lost to Orlando by wearing black and teal, but then Orlando's side-spooge gave a win to the despised Miami Heat. And the Pistons badly need to go back to the Bad Boys look.

In the NHL, Detroit is much better-dressed. But the team that caught my eye this week was Minnesota, sporting a very light, pastel gold trim they are calling 'Minnesota Wheat', which nicely compliments a clean, all-green look.

And in the NFL, the St Louis Rams and New England Cheaters both sported fabulous throwbacks!



PICS OF THE WEEK: THROWBACKS!

Finally, some notes from college football...

Mississippi dressed like a road team in the World Series, all-grey, like the Geno cult. But somehow they made it work. The light is grey, follow the path!

"Shiny!": UCLA in light blue and gold, Kent State's flashy pants, and Tennessee's orange pants were shiny AND juicy! Delicious!

Washington continues to do purple wrong, Wyoming went all brown with pink socks, a horrible combo, and as for Florida, what is the point of having that odd shit on your shoulders and knees if nobody can tell what the heck it is?

Finally, due to a power failure, all the stadium lights went out during the North Carolina A&T v Bethune-Cookman game. And as bad as both teams were dressed, I wish the lights would have STAYED out!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 8)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 8-0 -wwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 7-0 -wwww-www
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-1 -wwwwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 7-2 wlwwlwwww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-2 -wwwllwww
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw
Indianapolis Colts 5-2 -wwlwwl-w
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl-
Oakland Raiders 5-3 -wllwwlww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-3 -wlwwwllw
Miami Dolphins 4-3 -lwww-llw
New York Jets 4-3 -lwlwww-l
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw-
Buffalo Bills 3-4 -llwlw-wl
Seattle Seahawks 3-4 -wlwl-lwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl-
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 3-5 -lllllwww
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl
New England Patriots 2-5 -llll-wlw
Detroit Lions 2-5 -lwlwll-l
Carolina Panthers 2-5 -wlwll-ll
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll-
Houston Texans 1-6 -wlllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 1-7 -lllwllll
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-7 -lllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 llllll-ll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-0 -w-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 5-0 --w--wwww
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww---
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w---
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w--
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww-
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww-
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w-
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w--------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w---
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w--
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww
UCLA (Adidas) 6-1 lwww-w-ww
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w
Clemson (Nike) 5-1 w-l-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 4-1 wl----www
Kansas State (Nike) 4-1 w-ww-l--w
Maryland (Under Armour) 3-1 l-ww----w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www--
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww-
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 4-2 -lwlw-w-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w--
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w-
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l
Penn State (Nike) 5-3 wllwlw-ww
Purdue (Nike) 5-3 lwww-lwlw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w--
Florida State (Nike) 4-3 llww-ww-l
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w---
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w-
Illinois (Nike) 4-4 wlw-llwwl
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl------
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll--
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw
NC State (Adidas) 2-3 --wll-l-w
Washington (Nike) 2-3 --l-l-wwl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l-
Arizona (Nike) 2-4 w-l--wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-3 ----lw-ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll----
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l--
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-7 lllllwl-l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l--------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l---
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-3 l--l----l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-5 --ll--lll
Oregon (Nike) 0-5 -l-ll--ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-6 -l-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-7 ll-l-llll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Army 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
Idaho 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w--------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w--------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l-
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l--------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l--------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l--
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
Adidas 62-48
Nike 151-147
New Balance 1-1
Russell 9-11
Under Armour 13-29

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-3 lll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 2-0 ww
Chicago Bulls 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Portland Trail Blazers 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Oklahoma City Thunder 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Detroit Pistons 0-3 lll

Next week: College basketball season begins!

MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Hi there! Boy is my plate full...all 4 of the major pro sports in action, plus college gridders, and college cagers not far off. Time for me to combine them all in one big sweaty weekly recap.

THIS WEEK'S FASHION HIGHLIGHTS:

* We got our first official look at Syracuse in HD, with their lovely orange pants, reminiscent of the old Browns look. The Orange do orange right!

* Clemson wore a fabulous combo this week, purple jerseys and orange pants. They do purple AND orange right!


Pic Of The Week: Clemson's cute color combo

* You didn't think I forgot hockey, did you? Worry not, Mr. C has been keeping track, and the champs in Chicago are looking splendid as ever, as are the Red Wings, Flyers, and Bruins, all sporting solid classic unis.

* And the NBA began their season last night, with the Celtics and Lakers still frontrunners in fashion, although the Houston Rockets certainly had an interesting color combo, all rocket red with silver trim.

THIS WEEK'S FASHION LOWLIGHTS:

* The Chargers are still eschewing light blue for dark blue, and against the N.E. Cheaters I almost couldn't tell the teams apart. How sad.

* The Oregon Ducks wore yet another disastrous color combo last week, this time yellow jerseys with black pants, and still have that horrible number font that looks like it was designed by the same crayon-wielding 'learning-impaired' 5-year-old who designed the old Toledo Storm logo.

* The Cincinnati Bearcats also tried an alternate color combo, red jerseys with black pants, but nothing works given their fundamentally-flawed design.

* Another game where it was hard to tell the teams apart: Notre Dame v Navy. Copy each other much?

* The Hoosiers out-uglied the Illini in a spooge-fest, thanks to what looks like duct tape on the back of their red pants.

* Drapes matching the carpet is okay, but not your football uniform, Boise State! Tom Thayer was right when he called that the biggest cheat in sports. I wouldn't mind so much if it were a pretty blue. It's not. It always looks like it just rained there. And when it DOES rain it looks even worse!

* Meanwhile, in the baseball playoffs, the unis worn during the ALCS and NLCS were just as boring as the sport itself. Except for Game 1 when Texas wore red jerseys, it was all white and grey, with occasional pinstripes. Yawn! Safe to say in the WS, San Fran will be the better-dressed team. Let's just hope they break out their delicious creamsicle look!

* In the NHL, the Colorado Avalanche sport both shitty colors and shitty numbers, and are already in the cellar in the fashion standings. Plus, I detest non-plural team nicknames! And San Jose is still wearing the dreaded black and teal that just about every major sports team that started up in the 90s wears. The original bad sports fashion trend.

* Finally, the Miami Heat wore all black last night. How fitting for the new villains of the sports world.

And now, all the standings....
(Notes: Any team not listed is 0-0. All NFL and NHL teams are currently wearing Reebok. I have yet to see any brand logos on MLB or NBA uniforms.)

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 7)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 7-0 -wwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-0 -wwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 6-0 -wwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 6-1 -lwwwwww
Dallas Cowboys 6-2 wlwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 5-2 -wwwllww
St Louis Rams 5-2 -wlwwwlw
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl
Washington Redskins 5-2 -wwwwlwl
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww-
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl-
Oakland Raiders 4-3 -wllwwlw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-3 -wlwwwll
Buffalo Bills 3-3 -llwlw-w
Seattle Seahawks 3-3 -wlwl-lw
Miami Dolphins 3-3 -lwww-ll
Tennessee Titans 3-4 -lwlllww
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll
Carolina Panthers 2-4 -wlwll-l
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 2-5 -lllllww
New England Patriots 1-5 -llll-wl
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll-
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll
Minnesota Vikings 1-6 -lllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-6 -wllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-6 -lllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-7 llllll-l
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-7 -lllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 8-0 wwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 7-0 wwwww-ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 5-0 -w-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 5-0 -wwww--w
Tennessee (Adidas) 5-0 -wwww--w
Nebraska (Adidas) 4-0 --w--www
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww--
Georgia (Nike) 3-0 -ww----w
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Syracuse (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w--
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 7-1 wwwwwlww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-1 -wwwwwwl
UCLA (Adidas) 5-1 lwww-w-w
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw-
Clemson (Nike) 4-1 w-l-ww-w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www-
Mississippi (Nike) 3-1 wl----ww
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww-
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w
Navy (Nike) 2-1 w---w--l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w-
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w-
Penn State (Nike) 4-3 wllwlw-w
Illinois (Nike) 4-3 wlw-llww
Purdue (Nike) 4-3 lwww-lwl
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll
Washington (Nike) 2-2 --l-l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w--
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl-----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l--
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-4 w-lwwlll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-3 w-l--wll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 1-2 -l---l-w
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-2 ----lw-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l
Connecticut (Nike) 1-2 w----l-l
Kentucky (Nike) 1-3 ---l-lwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l-
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l-
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl-
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l-----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l--
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l----
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l-
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l--
Missouri (Nike) 0-3 l-----ll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l--
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-4 --ll--ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-4 -l-ll--l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-5 l-ll--ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-5 -l-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-5 lll---ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-5 -lll--ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-6 ll-l-lll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-8 llllllll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
Adidas 55-43
Nike 131-128
New Balance 1-1
Russell 8-10
Under Armour 12-25

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 6-1 wlwwwww
Minnesota Wild 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
San Jose Sharks 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 1-0 w
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Miami Heat 0-1 l

NEW SCHEDULE

Mr. Coloredwell's Sports Fashion Report will now be posted every Wednesday, and will include reviews and standings of all the major pro and college sports.

NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

CLEVELAND AT PITTSBURGH
Browns in all white. Steelers in home throwbacks! Welcome back, Ben!
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

DETROIT AT NY GIANTS
Lions in white and silver. G-men in blue and grey.
WINNER: NY GIANTS

ATLANTA AT PHILADELPHIA
Falcons in red and white. Eagles in white and green. Atlanta loses on spooge.
WINNER: PHILADELPHIA

BALTIMORE AT NEW ENGLAND
Ravens in all white. Cheaters in blue and silver. Ravens have uglier numbers.
WINNER: NEW ENGLAND

KANSAS CITY AT HOUSTON
Chiefs in all white. Texans in blue and white.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY

MIAMI AT GREEN BAY
Dolphins in white and shiny aqua. Pack in green and yellow.
WINNER: GREEN BAY

NEW ORLEANS AT TAMPA BAY
Saints in black and gold. Bucs in white and pewter.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS

SAN DIEGO AT ST LOUIS
Chargers in white and dark blue. Rams in all dark blue. Bleah.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO

SEATTLE AT CHICAGO
Seahawks in all white. Bears in navy and white.
WINNER: CHICAGO

DALLAS AT MINNESOTA
Cowboys in white and metallic blue. Vikes in purple and white.
WINNER: DALLAS

NY JETS AT DENVER
Jets in all white. Broncos in orange and white.
WINNER: NY JETS

OAKLAND AT SAN FRANCISCO
Raiders in white and silver, not shiny under clouds. Niners in red and gold.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO

INDIANAPOLIS AT WASHINGTON
Colts in all white. Burgundyskins in yellow pants! Capital!
WINNER: WASHINGTON

TENNESSEE AT JACKSONVILLE
Titans in white and dark blue. Jags in teal and white.
WINNER: TENNESSEE

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 6)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 6-0 -wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 6-0 -wwwwww
New Orleans Saints 6-0 -wwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 5-0 -wwww-w
San Francisco 49ers 5-1 -lwwwww
New York Giants 5-1 -wlwwww
Washington Redskins 5-1 -wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 5-2 wlwwlww
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 4-2 -wwwllw
St Louis Rams 4-2 -wlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-2 -wlwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl
Miami Dolphins 3-2 -lwww-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-3 -wwlllw
Oakland Raiders 3-3 -wllwwl
Cleveland Browns 3-3 -lwwlwl
Buffalo Bills 2-3 -llwlw-
Carolina Panthers 2-3 -wlwll-
Seattle Seahawks 2-3 -wlwl-l
Tennessee Titans 2-4 -lwlllw
Atlanta Falcons 2-4 -lwlwll
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll
New England Patriots 1-4 -llll-w
San Diego Chargers 1-5 -lllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-5 -llllwl
Minnesota Vikings 1-5 -lllwll
Denver Broncos 1-5 -wlllll
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-5 -lllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-6 llllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-6 -llllll

COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 7
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

USC (Nike) AT STANFORD (Nike)
A leftover from last week, I guess. Trojans in white and yellow, Stan in red and white.
WINNER: STANFORD

CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT MARSHALL (Nike)
UCF in black jerseys with white spooge and gold pants. Herd in all white.
WINNER: MARSHALL

SOUTH FLORIDA (Under Armour) AT WEST VIRGINIA (Nike)
Bulls in white and green. WV in all yellow with dark blue spooge. Ugly numbers abound.
WINNER: SOUTH FLORIDA

CINCINNATI (Adidas) AT LOUISVILLE (Adidas)
Cincy in all white. Cards in red and white.
WINNER: LOUISVILLE

BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
BC in all white with hideous numbers. FSU in red and gold with not-nearly-as-hideous-as-BC's numbers.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

MINNESOTA (Nike) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Gophers in all maroon with yellow spooge and white helmets. Purdue in white jerseys with black numbers and gold pants, not sure if it's a new look or an old look, but it's a nice look.
WINNER: PURDUE

ARKANSAS STATE (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Arky State in all white with red block numbers and black helmets. Indy in red and white with their big ugly blotches of spooge on the sides.
WINNER: ARKANSAS STATE

MISSOURI (Nike) AT TEXAS A&M (Adidas)
Mizzou in all white with black and gold spooge. Aggies in maroon and white.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

ILLINOIS (Nike) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge. MSU in green jerseys with stupid eyelash numbers, and white pants with green spooge. What a shitty matchup. U of I on colors.
WINNER: ILLINOIS

WESTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Broncos in all white with nice jerseys but black spooge on the pants, which ruins an otherwise good look. That's just sad. ND in blue and gold.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

NC STATE (Adidas) AT EAST CAROLINA (Nike)
NC State in white and red. ECU in all purple, looking very pretty in the sun.
WINNER: EAST CAROLINA

ARKANSAS (Nike) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Arky in all white with red shoulders and "Arkansas" down the legs. Auburn in blue and white with orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN

TEXAS (Nike) AT NEBRASKA (Adidas)
Texas in all white. Nebraska in red and white.
WINNER: NEBRASKA

WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
Wake in white and gold. VT in purple and white. Hokies need to stick to this look.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

IOWA (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
Iowa in white. UM in blue. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA

CALIFORNIA (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Cal in white jerseys and blue pants with yellow spooge OD. Trojans in maroon and yellow.
WINNER: USC

BYU (Nike) AT TCU (Nike)
FU both. BYU in white and blue. TCU in purple and that icky scaly shit.
WINNER: BYU

SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
South Carolina in white and black. Kentucky in all blue. It's KY all over the 'Cocks. Hey, just the way I like it!
WINNER: KENTUCKY

UTAH (Under Armour) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Utes in all white with red spooge and ugly numbers. Wyoming in brown and shiny yellow but with a lot of spooge. Wyo still wins big time on color.
WINNER: WYOMING

OHIO STATE (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
OSU in white and grey, Wisc in red and white. BTW, FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA!
WINNER: OHIO STATE

MISSISSIPPI STATE (Adidas) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
MSU in white and maroon. Florida in blue and white.
WINNER: FLORIDA

MCNEESE STATE [FCS] (Under Armour) AT LSU (Nike)
McNeese in white and yellow. LSU in purple jerseys and yellow pants. LSU does purple right! They put the Vikings to shame! Now if only they'd wear it more often.
WINNER: LSU

ARIZONA (Nike) AT WASHINGTON STATE (Nike)
'Zona in all white. WSU in red and grey. Cougar unis are to Buckeye unis as Viceroy butterflies are to Monarch butterflies.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE

MISSISSIPPI (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Rebs in white and grey. Tide in red and white.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT WASHINGTON (Nike)
OSU in white and black. Huskies in patchy purple and white. We'll overlook the patchiness this week.
WINNER: WASHINGTON

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-0 -wwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 6-0 wwwww-w
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0 -w-www-
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0 -wwww--
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0 -wwww--
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww-
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w-
Nebraska (Adidas) 3-0 --w--ww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w
Georgia (Nike) 2-0 -ww----
Navy (Nike) 2-0 w---w--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-0 ----w-w
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-----
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w------
Louisville (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w------
South Florida (Under Armour) 1-0 ------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwlw
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwwl
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1 lwww-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www
Clemson (Nike) 3-1 w-l-ww-
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l-
LSU (Nike) 5-2 wwwwllw
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww
Purdue (Nike) 4-2 lwww-lw
Alabama (Nike) 4-2 -wlwwwl
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww---
Mississippi (Nike) 2-1 wl----w
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1 -ww-l--
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w
Penn State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw---
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1 ----lw-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
UAB (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w-
Illinois (Nike) 3-3 wlw-llw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2 -l-wwl-
Boise State (Nike) 1-1 w--l---
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l
Arizona (Nike) 2-2 w-l--wl
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-3 w-lwwll
Kentucky (Nike) 1-2 ---l-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw---
Washington (Nike) 1-2 --l-l-w
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2 l--w-l-
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2 wll----
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll--
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l
Texas (Nike) 1-4 l-wll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1 ----l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l--
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-2 l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l---
Utah (Under Armour) 0-2 l-----l
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2 -l---l-
Arkansas (Nike) 0-3 --ll--l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l-
Oregon (Nike) 0-3 -l-ll--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-4 l-ll--l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4 -l-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-4 lll---l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l
West Virginia (Nike) 0-4 -lll--l
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-5 ll-l-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Army, Buffalo, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico, New Mexico State, San Diego State
and Syracuse all 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0 -----w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w---
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-----
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l---
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-----
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
All other teams 0-0

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
Adidas 48-38
Nike 115-112
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 11-22

MLB DIVISIONAL SERIES FASHION REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for the Duck Pond

Boring! The only highlight was the San Francisco Giants in Game 3, wearing tasty orange jerseys with creamy white pants. Can you say creamsicles? Yummy!

All 4 series were sweeps, San Fran over Atlanta, Philly over Cincy, Yank-me's over Twins, and Tampa outdressed Texas despite losing the series.

Sorry I don't have more to say, but baseball unis are as boring as...well, baseball!