MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT
This Sweet 16 has left me bitter. Here it is anyway...
SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS CONNECTICUT (blue)
SDSU has blocks and a tapered pant stripe, but it's not spooge. UConn has a bad non-block font.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO STATE
FLORIDA (white) VS BYU (blue)
Both badly spooged. BYU's blocks beat Florida's fugly font. Say that 5 times fast!
WINNER: BYU
DUKE (white) VS ARIZONA (blue)
No probs with Duke. Probs with Zona.
WINNER: DUKE
WISCONSIN (white) VS BUTLER (black)
Butler's basic black and blocks whip Wisconsin's wimpy white. I am an aliteration animal!
WINNER: BUTLER
NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS MARQUETTE (yellow)
UNC has blocks and the light blue trim. Marquette has non-blocks and a stupid dashed line down the side, like Temple football but worse.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA
KANSAS (white) VS RICHMOND (red)
Both spooged. Spiders win on blocks.
WINNER: RICHMOND
OHIO STATE (white) VS KENTUCKY (blue)
Ouch. OSU lost. Should've worn grey and followed the Path. Anyhoo, both blocks, no spooge. I would give this to KY except for that clunky white rectangle on the shorts.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
FLORIDA STATE (white) VS VCU (black)
Both spooged. VCU wins on blocks.
WINNER: VCU
Next report after the weekend's games.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT
MIAMI FL (white) MISSOURI STATE (maroon)
Miami has the same ugly numbers from football but no spooge. Miz St has blocks but they're black on maroon, and they have black spooge. At least I can read Miami's ugly numbers.
WINNER: MIAMI FL
ALABAMA (white) VS NEW MEXICO (red)
No blocks. Bama is plain but no spooge. NM has Buckeye colors but a bad case of spooge.
WINNER: ALABAMA
WASHINGTON STATE (grey) VS OKLAHOMA STATE (orange)
OSU has a good orange but a bad font. WSU has blocks and Buckeye colors. The uni is grey, follow the Path. Only problem with WSU uni is that it stupidly says "COUGS".
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
COLORADO (grey) VS KENT STATE (blue)
Both blocks, Col's are italic. No spooge, but both have side crap. Kent still needs some shiny gold shorts. In a close call...the uni is grey, follow the Path.
WINNER: COLORADO
WICHITA STATE (white) VS CHARLESTON (maroon)
Wichita has shadowed blocks and huge spooge. CoC has blocks and side crap.
WINNER: CHARLESTON
ALABAMA (white) VS MIAMI FL (black)
'Canes in black with their ugly orange numbers. Ick. Gotta go with boring 'Bama.
WINNER: ALABAMA
WASHINGTON STATE (white) VS NORTHWESTERN (purple)
Both blocks and good colors. NU a teensy bit spoogish on the side.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
Next report will cover the Sweet 16, playing Thursday and Friday. See you then, Sweeties!
MIAMI FL (white) MISSOURI STATE (maroon)
Miami has the same ugly numbers from football but no spooge. Miz St has blocks but they're black on maroon, and they have black spooge. At least I can read Miami's ugly numbers.
WINNER: MIAMI FL
ALABAMA (white) VS NEW MEXICO (red)
No blocks. Bama is plain but no spooge. NM has Buckeye colors but a bad case of spooge.
WINNER: ALABAMA
WASHINGTON STATE (grey) VS OKLAHOMA STATE (orange)
OSU has a good orange but a bad font. WSU has blocks and Buckeye colors. The uni is grey, follow the Path. Only problem with WSU uni is that it stupidly says "COUGS".
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
COLORADO (grey) VS KENT STATE (blue)
Both blocks, Col's are italic. No spooge, but both have side crap. Kent still needs some shiny gold shorts. In a close call...the uni is grey, follow the Path.
WINNER: COLORADO
WICHITA STATE (white) VS CHARLESTON (maroon)
Wichita has shadowed blocks and huge spooge. CoC has blocks and side crap.
WINNER: CHARLESTON
ALABAMA (white) VS MIAMI FL (black)
'Canes in black with their ugly orange numbers. Ick. Gotta go with boring 'Bama.
WINNER: ALABAMA
WASHINGTON STATE (white) VS NORTHWESTERN (purple)
Both blocks and good colors. NU a teensy bit spoogish on the side.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
Next report will cover the Sweet 16, playing Thursday and Friday. See you then, Sweeties!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT
This weekend's games:
BOSTON COLLEGE (white) VS NORTHWESTERN (purple)
BC still with those ugly numbers. NU has blocks and decent colors, so I'll overlook the side crap.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
KENTUCKY (white) VS WEST VIRGINIA (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. WV actually looks good (other than dark blue numbers on black, but with the yellow outline, still readable). Go fig. KY's blocks a bit skinny.
WINNER: WEST VIRGINIA
FLORIDA (white) VS UCLA (blue)
No contest. Gators have everything wrong, Bruins have everything right.
WINNER: UCLA
RICHMOND (white) VS MOREHEAD STATE (blue)
Both very well-dressed. Edge to Morehead on colors (and of course the name).
WINNER: MOREHEAD STATE
SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS TEMPLE (black)
Both looking clunky in this game. SDSU on blocks.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO STATE
PITTSBURGH (white) VS BUTLER (black)
No spooge, both blocks, although Pitt's are shadowed. The Butler does it with a clean black and white uni. Hey, just like a butler! "Your basket-ball, sir."
WINNER: BUTLER
BYU (white) VS GONZAGA (black)
Both repeat their looks from Thursday. And again, it comes down to "OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA..."
WINNER: GONZAGA
WISCONSIN (white) VS KANSAS STATE (purple)
No blocks, bad fonts. KSU at least has purple. Badgers have spooge.
WINNER: KANSAS STATE
CONNECTICUT (white) VS CINCINNATI (black)
Both bad fonts. Cincy has their usual sickening spooge.
WINNER: CONNECTICUT
VIRGINIA TECH (white) VS WICHITA STATE (black)
Both blocks, Wichita has spooge.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS WASHINGTON (black)
No contest. UNC, with light blue blocks, has it together. Washington, dark purple numbers on black? In a shitty font? With spooge? An atrocity.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA
DUKE (white) VS MICHIGAN (yellow)
Both blocks, no spooge. I hate UM but they actually look nice, good thing they don't wear helmets! But against a solid Duke uni...not a chance.
WINNER: DUKE
OHIO STATE (grey) VS GEORGE MASON (green)
Aw, is that spooge I see on GM? Ruins an otherwise good uni. Doesn't matter, because OSU is sporting their excellent "Geno" wardrobe.
The Buckeyes follow the Path
The Path is the Way
The Way is the Light
The Light is Grey.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
TEXAS (white) VS ARIZONA (blue)
No blocks but no spooge. Almost a toss-up. Slight font edge to Zona.
WINNER: ARIZONA
PURDUE (gold) VS VCU (black)
Both blocks. VCU has good colors but bad spooge. Purdue sets the gold standard!
WINNER: PURDUE
KANSAS (white) VS ILLINOIS (orange)
Ugly fonts. KU has spooge. Illinois has orange.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
NOTRE DAME (white) VS FLORIDA STATE (red)
ND has blocks. Both have spooge, but FSU's is far worse.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
Next report will cover Monday thru Wednesday's NIT games.
This weekend's games:
BOSTON COLLEGE (white) VS NORTHWESTERN (purple)
BC still with those ugly numbers. NU has blocks and decent colors, so I'll overlook the side crap.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN
KENTUCKY (white) VS WEST VIRGINIA (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. WV actually looks good (other than dark blue numbers on black, but with the yellow outline, still readable). Go fig. KY's blocks a bit skinny.
WINNER: WEST VIRGINIA
FLORIDA (white) VS UCLA (blue)
No contest. Gators have everything wrong, Bruins have everything right.
WINNER: UCLA
RICHMOND (white) VS MOREHEAD STATE (blue)
Both very well-dressed. Edge to Morehead on colors (and of course the name).
WINNER: MOREHEAD STATE
SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS TEMPLE (black)
Both looking clunky in this game. SDSU on blocks.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO STATE
PITTSBURGH (white) VS BUTLER (black)
No spooge, both blocks, although Pitt's are shadowed. The Butler does it with a clean black and white uni. Hey, just like a butler! "Your basket-ball, sir."
WINNER: BUTLER
BYU (white) VS GONZAGA (black)
Both repeat their looks from Thursday. And again, it comes down to "OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA..."
WINNER: GONZAGA
WISCONSIN (white) VS KANSAS STATE (purple)
No blocks, bad fonts. KSU at least has purple. Badgers have spooge.
WINNER: KANSAS STATE
CONNECTICUT (white) VS CINCINNATI (black)
Both bad fonts. Cincy has their usual sickening spooge.
WINNER: CONNECTICUT
VIRGINIA TECH (white) VS WICHITA STATE (black)
Both blocks, Wichita has spooge.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS WASHINGTON (black)
No contest. UNC, with light blue blocks, has it together. Washington, dark purple numbers on black? In a shitty font? With spooge? An atrocity.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA
DUKE (white) VS MICHIGAN (yellow)
Both blocks, no spooge. I hate UM but they actually look nice, good thing they don't wear helmets! But against a solid Duke uni...not a chance.
WINNER: DUKE
OHIO STATE (grey) VS GEORGE MASON (green)
Aw, is that spooge I see on GM? Ruins an otherwise good uni. Doesn't matter, because OSU is sporting their excellent "Geno" wardrobe.
The Buckeyes follow the Path
The Path is the Way
The Way is the Light
The Light is Grey.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
TEXAS (white) VS ARIZONA (blue)
No blocks but no spooge. Almost a toss-up. Slight font edge to Zona.
WINNER: ARIZONA
PURDUE (gold) VS VCU (black)
Both blocks. VCU has good colors but bad spooge. Purdue sets the gold standard!
WINNER: PURDUE
KANSAS (white) VS ILLINOIS (orange)
Ugly fonts. KU has spooge. Illinois has orange.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
NOTRE DAME (white) VS FLORIDA STATE (red)
ND has blocks. Both have spooge, but FSU's is far worse.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
Next report will cover Monday thru Wednesday's NIT games.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT
It's time for March Madness! ONE...STEP...BEYOND!
WEST VIRGINIA (white) VS CLEMSON (orange)
Both blocks. WV has some really bad Cincy-style spooge. Clem's got the nice orange and purple combo.
WINNER: CLEMSON
LOUISVILLE (white) VS MOREHEAD STATE (blue)
Both blocks. Lou is a tad spoogy. Morehead has pretty colors and no mistakes, plus how can you not LOVE their name?!
WINNER: MOREHEAD STATE
TEMPLE (white) VS PENN STATE (blue)
Owls have non-blocks and some spooge, but at least it's not dashes. PSU has some pretty dumb spooge, but wins on blocks.
WINNER: PENN STATE
KENTUCKY (white) VS PRINCETON (black)
No probs with KY. (I never have probs with KY!) Princeton has black spooge on black.
WINNER: KENTUCKY
VANDERBILT (white) VS RICHMOND (blue)
Vandy has circus numbers. Spiders have a solid uni. My Spidey sense is tingling!
WINNER: RICHMOND
SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS NORTHERN COLORADO (blue)
Both blocks. SDSU's pant stripe just a tad spoogy.
WINNER: NORTHERN COLORADO
FLORIDA (white) VS UCSB (blue)
Both suck. FL has a hideous font and very bad spooge. SB has an ugly font and squares down the side. Lesser of two eyesores.
WINNER: UCSB
BYU (white) VS WOFFORD (black)
Ick. Both blocks, both bad spooge. But Wofford's spooge may be the worst of all. They have a droopy-drawer look. Who designed them, Philip from Survivor? No, if he did they'd be fuchsia!
WINNER: BYU
CONNECTICUT (white) VS BUCKNELL (orange)
UConn has a bad font. Bucknell has a bad font, bad spooge, and that stupid half-a-belt shit.
WINNER: CONNECTICUT
UCLA (white) VS MICHIGAN STATE (green)
Bruins uni is flawless. MSU has the same stupid numbers as their football team.
WINNER: UCLA
ST JOHN'S (white) VS GONZAGA (black)
St John's has a clumsy logo and non-blocks. Zags have blocks and a weird arrow pointing down the side. I'll admit it, the deciding factor is "OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'!..."
WINNER: GONZAGA
CINCINNATI (white) VS MISSOURI (black)
Cincy's uni is virtually identical to their disgusting football uni. Mizzou's is not, which is just good enough.
WINNER: MISSOURI
BTW, just so you don't think I haven't noticed, every basketball team I've seen, college and pro, has worn the same color from neck to knee. Why is that?
TEXAS (white) VS OAKLAND (black)
No blocks. Oak has a bit of spooge.
WINNER: TEXAS
NOTRE DAME (white) VS AKRON (blue)
Both have spooge, Akron's is worse. ND has blocks.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
GEORGE MASON (white) VS VILLANOVA (blue)
Both side stripes are just a tad spoogy. GM has blocks.
WINNER: GEORGE MASON
ARIZONA (white) VS MEMPHIS (blue)
No blocks, no spooge. Memphis has a pretty blue.
WINNER: MEMPHIS
TEXAS A&M (white) VS FLORIDA STATE (red)
A&M has skinny blocks. FSU has a serious spooge overdose.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
OHIO STATE (white) VS TEXAS-SAN ANTONIO (blue)
A foregone conclusion.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
KANSAS (white) VS BOSTON U (red)
Both spooged. KU has the same goofy numbers as in football. BU has blocks and a nice red.
WINNER: BOSTON U
NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS LONG ISLAND (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. LI has a solid look, but it's hard to resist that pretty light blue NC trim.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA
PURDUE (white) VS ST PETER'S (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. St Pete has a dumb white pyramid at the knee.
WINNER: PURDUE
UNLV (white) VS ILLINOIS (orange)
No spooge. Ugly fonts on both. Edge to orange.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
WASHINGTON (white) VS GEORGIA (red)
UGA has a weird font but no spooge. Washington's font is ugly and they have spooge.
WINNER: GEORGIA
GEORGETOWN (grey) VS VCU (black)
Both blocks. VCU has spooge. G'town's uni is a classic. The light is grey. Follow the path.
WINNER: GEORGETOWN
And one NIT game to finish us off...
CALIFORNIA (blue) VS COLORADO (grey)
Cal still no blocks and spooge. Col has blocks but they're the same screwy ones from football, and they have some useless crap down their sides but it's not spooge. I'll give them credit for following the path and drafting behind G'town.
WINNER: COLORADO
Next report will cover the weekend's games.
It's time for March Madness! ONE...STEP...BEYOND!
WEST VIRGINIA (white) VS CLEMSON (orange)
Both blocks. WV has some really bad Cincy-style spooge. Clem's got the nice orange and purple combo.
WINNER: CLEMSON
LOUISVILLE (white) VS MOREHEAD STATE (blue)
Both blocks. Lou is a tad spoogy. Morehead has pretty colors and no mistakes, plus how can you not LOVE their name?!
WINNER: MOREHEAD STATE
TEMPLE (white) VS PENN STATE (blue)
Owls have non-blocks and some spooge, but at least it's not dashes. PSU has some pretty dumb spooge, but wins on blocks.
WINNER: PENN STATE
KENTUCKY (white) VS PRINCETON (black)
No probs with KY. (I never have probs with KY!) Princeton has black spooge on black.
WINNER: KENTUCKY
VANDERBILT (white) VS RICHMOND (blue)
Vandy has circus numbers. Spiders have a solid uni. My Spidey sense is tingling!
WINNER: RICHMOND
SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS NORTHERN COLORADO (blue)
Both blocks. SDSU's pant stripe just a tad spoogy.
WINNER: NORTHERN COLORADO
FLORIDA (white) VS UCSB (blue)
Both suck. FL has a hideous font and very bad spooge. SB has an ugly font and squares down the side. Lesser of two eyesores.
WINNER: UCSB
BYU (white) VS WOFFORD (black)
Ick. Both blocks, both bad spooge. But Wofford's spooge may be the worst of all. They have a droopy-drawer look. Who designed them, Philip from Survivor? No, if he did they'd be fuchsia!
WINNER: BYU
CONNECTICUT (white) VS BUCKNELL (orange)
UConn has a bad font. Bucknell has a bad font, bad spooge, and that stupid half-a-belt shit.
WINNER: CONNECTICUT
UCLA (white) VS MICHIGAN STATE (green)
Bruins uni is flawless. MSU has the same stupid numbers as their football team.
WINNER: UCLA
ST JOHN'S (white) VS GONZAGA (black)
St John's has a clumsy logo and non-blocks. Zags have blocks and a weird arrow pointing down the side. I'll admit it, the deciding factor is "OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'!..."
WINNER: GONZAGA
CINCINNATI (white) VS MISSOURI (black)
Cincy's uni is virtually identical to their disgusting football uni. Mizzou's is not, which is just good enough.
WINNER: MISSOURI
BTW, just so you don't think I haven't noticed, every basketball team I've seen, college and pro, has worn the same color from neck to knee. Why is that?
TEXAS (white) VS OAKLAND (black)
No blocks. Oak has a bit of spooge.
WINNER: TEXAS
NOTRE DAME (white) VS AKRON (blue)
Both have spooge, Akron's is worse. ND has blocks.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME
GEORGE MASON (white) VS VILLANOVA (blue)
Both side stripes are just a tad spoogy. GM has blocks.
WINNER: GEORGE MASON
ARIZONA (white) VS MEMPHIS (blue)
No blocks, no spooge. Memphis has a pretty blue.
WINNER: MEMPHIS
TEXAS A&M (white) VS FLORIDA STATE (red)
A&M has skinny blocks. FSU has a serious spooge overdose.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M
OHIO STATE (white) VS TEXAS-SAN ANTONIO (blue)
A foregone conclusion.
WINNER: OHIO STATE
KANSAS (white) VS BOSTON U (red)
Both spooged. KU has the same goofy numbers as in football. BU has blocks and a nice red.
WINNER: BOSTON U
NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS LONG ISLAND (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. LI has a solid look, but it's hard to resist that pretty light blue NC trim.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA
PURDUE (white) VS ST PETER'S (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. St Pete has a dumb white pyramid at the knee.
WINNER: PURDUE
UNLV (white) VS ILLINOIS (orange)
No spooge. Ugly fonts on both. Edge to orange.
WINNER: ILLINOIS
WASHINGTON (white) VS GEORGIA (red)
UGA has a weird font but no spooge. Washington's font is ugly and they have spooge.
WINNER: GEORGIA
GEORGETOWN (grey) VS VCU (black)
Both blocks. VCU has spooge. G'town's uni is a classic. The light is grey. Follow the path.
WINNER: GEORGETOWN
And one NIT game to finish us off...
CALIFORNIA (blue) VS COLORADO (grey)
Cal still no blocks and spooge. Col has blocks but they're the same screwy ones from football, and they have some useless crap down their sides but it's not spooge. I'll give them credit for following the path and drafting behind G'town.
WINNER: COLORADO
Next report will cover the weekend's games.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT
Okay, this is how it works...I'm including the NIT, because it's in HD, and I'm NOT including NCAA games on TruTV, because it's not in HD. Simple as that.
Here's the results from Tuesday and Wednesday:
DAYTON (black) VS COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON (gold)
Dayton has red and blue trim including pant stripes which look purple at times. Nice effect. CoC has a nice light shade of gold, but with dashed spooge on the pants.
WINNER: DAYTON
ALABAMA (white) VS COASTAL CAROLINA (black)
'Bama in boring white, but better than Coastal in black and teal, ugh. Plus an impossible nickname. What is it, the Chandeliers?
WINNER: ALABAMA
OKLAHOMA STATE (orange) VS HARVARD (black)
Harvard is rather generic. I would go OSU on color, but their number font ruins it.
WINNER: HARVARD
NEW MEXICO (white) VS UTEP (blue)
Both spooged. NM's numbers are too small. UTEP at least has blocks.
WINNER: UTEP
BOSTON COLLEGE (white) VS MCNEESE STATE (yellow)
McNeese in a pretty yellow with blocks. BC has the same hideous number font as their football team.
WINNER: MCNEESE STATE
ST MARY'S (white) VS KENT STATE (blue)
Kent could use some shiny pants! St Mary's is all wrong. A putrid font, plus spooge.
WINNER: KENT STATE
WICHITA STATE (white) VS NEBRASKA (red)
Both have blocks and spooge. Wichita's spooge is a bit worse.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
VIRGINIA TECH (white) VS BETHUNE-COOKMAN (black)
Hokies a bit ho-hum. BC has shiny gold trim, but overall look is kind of clunky. VT has blocks.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
CALIFORNIA (yellow) VS MISSISSIPPI (red)
Ole Miss has nice color combo and looks great close up, tho the blue blocks (on red) are hard to read in wideshot. Cal has non-blocks and spooge.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI
WASHINGTON STATE (white) VS LONG BEACH STATE (navy)
Both have blocks. No mistakes on WSU. LBS loses on spooge.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
Next report in about 48 hours, give or take a few, covering Thursday and Friday games.
Okay, this is how it works...I'm including the NIT, because it's in HD, and I'm NOT including NCAA games on TruTV, because it's not in HD. Simple as that.
Here's the results from Tuesday and Wednesday:
DAYTON (black) VS COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON (gold)
Dayton has red and blue trim including pant stripes which look purple at times. Nice effect. CoC has a nice light shade of gold, but with dashed spooge on the pants.
WINNER: DAYTON
ALABAMA (white) VS COASTAL CAROLINA (black)
'Bama in boring white, but better than Coastal in black and teal, ugh. Plus an impossible nickname. What is it, the Chandeliers?
WINNER: ALABAMA
OKLAHOMA STATE (orange) VS HARVARD (black)
Harvard is rather generic. I would go OSU on color, but their number font ruins it.
WINNER: HARVARD
NEW MEXICO (white) VS UTEP (blue)
Both spooged. NM's numbers are too small. UTEP at least has blocks.
WINNER: UTEP
BOSTON COLLEGE (white) VS MCNEESE STATE (yellow)
McNeese in a pretty yellow with blocks. BC has the same hideous number font as their football team.
WINNER: MCNEESE STATE
ST MARY'S (white) VS KENT STATE (blue)
Kent could use some shiny pants! St Mary's is all wrong. A putrid font, plus spooge.
WINNER: KENT STATE
WICHITA STATE (white) VS NEBRASKA (red)
Both have blocks and spooge. Wichita's spooge is a bit worse.
WINNER: NEBRASKA
VIRGINIA TECH (white) VS BETHUNE-COOKMAN (black)
Hokies a bit ho-hum. BC has shiny gold trim, but overall look is kind of clunky. VT has blocks.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH
CALIFORNIA (yellow) VS MISSISSIPPI (red)
Ole Miss has nice color combo and looks great close up, tho the blue blocks (on red) are hard to read in wideshot. Cal has non-blocks and spooge.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI
WASHINGTON STATE (white) VS LONG BEACH STATE (navy)
Both have blocks. No mistakes on WSU. LBS loses on spooge.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE
Next report in about 48 hours, give or take a few, covering Thursday and Friday games.
Monday, February 28, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT
So I decided to do one report for the whole month of February, because I don't have that many notes this deep into the NBA/NHL seasons (and we won't even discuss what happened on the 6th). Besides, it's a short month, and any thought I had of making these things monthly was immediately erased by the impending March Madness. I cannot wait to delve into that. Anyhoo here's my few notes for the past month...
The New Orleans Hornets logo is a stroke of genius.
The Calgary Flames wore throwbacks in a home outdoor game, and they were quite stylish, albeit a bit Ronald McDonald-esque.
The NBA All-Star Game uniforms were fantastic! All other all-star game unis answer to these! Nice use of two-tones, shiny metallic trim, wonderful!
The Penguins in light blue? They look very good, but they don't make any sense. I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. Do they exist?
And I write this just after checking out a Red Wings telecast. I swear, every time they say the name Datsyuk it sounds to me like Duxoop. But the highlight just now was seeing a commercial, on Fox Sports Detroit, for The Goal Light! (You can do yourself and Steve Dahl a favor and get one at TheGoalLight.com)
And yes, I'm still working on the final college football uniform rankings (I suspect I'll post that right before Duxoop posts his rewrite of his recent misunderstood Facebook post). Bear with me.
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 28
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 51-11 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwlwwwwwwlwwwlwwlw
Boston Bruins 9-2 wwwlwwwwwwl
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New York Rangers 5-2 wwlwwwl
New York Islanders 2-1 wlw
Minnesota Wild 5-5 lwwlwlllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Florida Panthers 1-1 wl
Dallas Stars 3-4 lwllwwl
Calgary Flames 2-3 lwllw
New Jersey Devils 2-3 lwwll
Buffalo Sabres 3-5 llllwlww
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Montreal Canadiens 2-5 llwllwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-5 wllwlll
Pittsburgh Penguins 3-8 lllllllwlww
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-4 lwlll
Phoenix Coyotes 1-6 llllllw
San Jose Sharks 1-7 lllllwll
Washington Capitals 1-10 lllllwlllll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Ottawa Senators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Nashville Predators 0-5 lllll
Los Angeles Kings 0-6 llllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 28
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 13-0 wwwwwwwwwwwww
New Jersey Nets 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 9-1 wwwwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 21-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlwwwwwwwwww
New York Knicks 10-2 wwwwlwwlwwww
Milwaukee Bucks 3-1 lwww
Los Angeles Lakers 13-5 wwwlwwwwwwwwllllww
Chicago Bulls 18-8 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwwwwwllwl
Philadelphia 76ers 2-1 lww
Golden State Warriors 6-3 wwwlwwllw
Phoenix Suns 9-6 llwwwwwwllwwllw
Denver Nuggets 9-7 wwwllwwwllwlwllw
Detroit Pistons 30-29 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllwlwlwlllwlwwwlwll
Houston Rockets 3-3 lwllww
New Orleans Hornets 2-2 llww
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-2 wwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 6-8 lwwwllwwllllwl
Portland Trail Blazers 5-9 wllllwwllwlllw
Miami Heat 5-16 lwllwllllllllllwwwlll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Atlanta Hawks 1-6 llwllll
Orlando Magic 1-18 wllllllllllllllllll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
Indiana Pacers 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-4 llll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-8 llllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-14 llllllllllllll
So I decided to do one report for the whole month of February, because I don't have that many notes this deep into the NBA/NHL seasons (and we won't even discuss what happened on the 6th). Besides, it's a short month, and any thought I had of making these things monthly was immediately erased by the impending March Madness. I cannot wait to delve into that. Anyhoo here's my few notes for the past month...
The New Orleans Hornets logo is a stroke of genius.
The Calgary Flames wore throwbacks in a home outdoor game, and they were quite stylish, albeit a bit Ronald McDonald-esque.
The NBA All-Star Game uniforms were fantastic! All other all-star game unis answer to these! Nice use of two-tones, shiny metallic trim, wonderful!
The Penguins in light blue? They look very good, but they don't make any sense. I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. Do they exist?
And I write this just after checking out a Red Wings telecast. I swear, every time they say the name Datsyuk it sounds to me like Duxoop. But the highlight just now was seeing a commercial, on Fox Sports Detroit, for The Goal Light! (You can do yourself and Steve Dahl a favor and get one at TheGoalLight.com)
And yes, I'm still working on the final college football uniform rankings (I suspect I'll post that right before Duxoop posts his rewrite of his recent misunderstood Facebook post). Bear with me.
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 28
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 51-11 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwlwwwwwwlwwwlwwlw
Boston Bruins 9-2 wwwlwwwwwwl
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New York Rangers 5-2 wwlwwwl
New York Islanders 2-1 wlw
Minnesota Wild 5-5 lwwlwlllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Florida Panthers 1-1 wl
Dallas Stars 3-4 lwllwwl
Calgary Flames 2-3 lwllw
New Jersey Devils 2-3 lwwll
Buffalo Sabres 3-5 llllwlww
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Montreal Canadiens 2-5 llwllwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-5 wllwlll
Pittsburgh Penguins 3-8 lllllllwlww
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-4 lwlll
Phoenix Coyotes 1-6 llllllw
San Jose Sharks 1-7 lllllwll
Washington Capitals 1-10 lllllwlllll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Ottawa Senators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Nashville Predators 0-5 lllll
Los Angeles Kings 0-6 llllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 28
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 13-0 wwwwwwwwwwwww
New Jersey Nets 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 9-1 wwwwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 21-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlwwwwwwwwww
New York Knicks 10-2 wwwwlwwlwwww
Milwaukee Bucks 3-1 lwww
Los Angeles Lakers 13-5 wwwlwwwwwwwwllllww
Chicago Bulls 18-8 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwwwwwllwl
Philadelphia 76ers 2-1 lww
Golden State Warriors 6-3 wwwlwwllw
Phoenix Suns 9-6 llwwwwwwllwwllw
Denver Nuggets 9-7 wwwllwwwllwlwllw
Detroit Pistons 30-29 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllwlwlwlllwlwwwlwll
Houston Rockets 3-3 lwllww
New Orleans Hornets 2-2 llww
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-2 wwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 6-8 lwwwllwwllllwl
Portland Trail Blazers 5-9 wllllwwllwlllw
Miami Heat 5-16 lwllwllllllllllwwwlll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Atlanta Hawks 1-6 llwllll
Orlando Magic 1-18 wllllllllllllllllll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
Indiana Pacers 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-4 llll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-8 llllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-14 llllllllllllll
Monday, February 07, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Okay, in light of Sunday's events, we're just going to ignore football for now. My final 2010 football uniform rankings will be posted once I can bring myself to deal with it all. This I can tell you, the W-L standings have been adjusted (AS IS MY WONT!) to reflect my newfound hatred of a certain snot-and-piss colored team. Can you say 0-20?
Anyhoo, we finally got an official look at the Indiana Pacers and Ottawa Senators in HD. (Maple Leafs, where are you?) The Pacers don't look as bad as they used to, but the Bulls beat them with block numbers. The Senators have nice colors, but non-block numbers and spooge were no match for the Red Wings. And the NHL All-Star Game unis had some nice two-tone color combos, but really bad numbers.
That's all for now, hopefully I will post again very soon, as events warrant. Until then, I need yet another good cry. And maybe some chocolates.
PS: The only, ONLY, good thing about last night was ALF's cameo appearance in that NFL Fans spot. Even though they had him wearing the wrong team. Panthers? Puh-leeze! Still, that shade of blue looks fabulous on him. Love you ALFer! XOXOXO
[Duxoop's note: And another thing, ALF's show ran from 1986 to 1990, and the Carolina Panthers began play in 1995. Hello?!]
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 43-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwlwwww
New York Rangers 5-1 wwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New York Islanders 2-1 wlw
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
New Jersey Devils 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-5 wllwlll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
San Jose Sharks 1-5 lllllw
Pittsburgh Penguins 1-7 lllllllw
Washington Capitals 1-7 lllllwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Ottawa Senators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Nashville Predators 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-6 llllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
New Jersey Nets 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 7-1 wwwwwlww
Boston Celtics 18-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlwwwwwww
New York Knicks 8-2 wwwwlwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 11-3 wwwlwwwwwwwwll
Chicago Bulls 17-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Golden State Warriors 5-3 wwwlwwll
Denver Nuggets 7-5 wwwllwwwllwl
Phoenix Suns 8-5 llwwwwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 25-24 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllwlwlwll
Milwaukee Bucks 1-1 lw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-5 lwwwllwwll
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 4-7 wllllwwllwl
Miami Heat 4-13 lwllwllllllllllww
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Orlando Magic 1-16 wllllllllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-4 llll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-12 llllllllllll
Okay, in light of Sunday's events, we're just going to ignore football for now. My final 2010 football uniform rankings will be posted once I can bring myself to deal with it all. This I can tell you, the W-L standings have been adjusted (AS IS MY WONT!) to reflect my newfound hatred of a certain snot-and-piss colored team. Can you say 0-20?
Anyhoo, we finally got an official look at the Indiana Pacers and Ottawa Senators in HD. (Maple Leafs, where are you?) The Pacers don't look as bad as they used to, but the Bulls beat them with block numbers. The Senators have nice colors, but non-block numbers and spooge were no match for the Red Wings. And the NHL All-Star Game unis had some nice two-tone color combos, but really bad numbers.
That's all for now, hopefully I will post again very soon, as events warrant. Until then, I need yet another good cry. And maybe some chocolates.
PS: The only, ONLY, good thing about last night was ALF's cameo appearance in that NFL Fans spot. Even though they had him wearing the wrong team. Panthers? Puh-leeze! Still, that shade of blue looks fabulous on him. Love you ALFer! XOXOXO
[Duxoop's note: And another thing, ALF's show ran from 1986 to 1990, and the Carolina Panthers began play in 1995. Hello?!]
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 43-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwlwwww
New York Rangers 5-1 wwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New York Islanders 2-1 wlw
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
New Jersey Devils 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-5 wllwlll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
San Jose Sharks 1-5 lllllw
Pittsburgh Penguins 1-7 lllllllw
Washington Capitals 1-7 lllllwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Ottawa Senators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Nashville Predators 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-6 llllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
New Jersey Nets 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 7-1 wwwwwlww
Boston Celtics 18-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlwwwwwww
New York Knicks 8-2 wwwwlwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 11-3 wwwlwwwwwwwwll
Chicago Bulls 17-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Golden State Warriors 5-3 wwwlwwll
Denver Nuggets 7-5 wwwllwwwllwl
Phoenix Suns 8-5 llwwwwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 25-24 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllwlwlwll
Milwaukee Bucks 1-1 lw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-5 lwwwllwwll
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 4-7 wllllwwllwl
Miami Heat 4-13 lwllwllllllllllww
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Orlando Magic 1-16 wllllllllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-4 llll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-12 llllllllllll
Thursday, February 03, 2011
WHAT MAKES FOOTBALL GREAT? SOCIALISM!
(Transcribed from Real Time With Bill Maher, 1/28/2011)
With the Super Bowl less than a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poorer ones, just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of Acorn volunteers.
Green Bay, Wisconsin has a population of 100,000, yet this sleepy little town on the banks of the Fuck-If-I-Know River has just as much of a chance of making it to the Super Bowl as the New York Jets, who, next year, need to just shut the fuck up and play.
Now, me personally, I haven't watched the Super Bowl since 2004, when Janet Jackson's nipple popped out during halftime and that split-second glimpse of an unrestrained black titty burned my eyes and "offended me as a Christian." But I get it; who doesn't love the spectacle of juiced-up millionaires giving each other brain damage on a giant flat-screen TV? So it's no surprise that some 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl this Sunday. That's 40 million more than go to church on Christmas. Suck on that, Jesus!
It's also 85 million more than watched the last game of the World Series, and in that is an economic lesson for America. Because football is built on an economic model of fairness and opportunity, and baseball is built on a model where the rich always win, and the poor usually have no chance. The World Series is like the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: you have to be a rich bitch just to play. Whereas the Super Bowl is like Tila Tequila: anyone can get in.
Or, to put it another way, football is more like the Democratic philosophy. Democrats don't want to eliminate capitalism or competition, but they would like it if some kids didn't have to go to a crummy school in a rotten neighborhood while others get to go to a great school and their dad gets them into Harvard. Because when that happens, achieving the American Dream is easy for some and just a fantasy for others.
That's why the NFL, literally, shares the wealth. TV is their biggest source of revenue, and they put it all in a big Commie pot and split it 32 ways. Because they don't want anyone to fall too far behind. That's why the team that wins the Super Bowl picks last in the next draft. Or what the Republicans would call "punishing success."
Baseball, on the other hand, is exactly like the Republicans, and I don't just mean it's incredibly boring. I mean their economic theory is "Every man for himself." The small-market Pittsburgh Steelers go to the Super Bowl more than anybody, but the Pittsburgh Pirates? Levi Johnston has sperm that will not grow up and live long enough to see the Pirates in a World Series!
The Pirates' payroll is $40 million; the Yankees' is $206 million. The Pirates have about as much chance of getting to the playoffs as a poor black teenager from Newark has of becoming the CEO of Halliburton. That's why people stop going to Pirates games in May, because if you're not in the game, you become indifferent to the fate of the game, and maybe even get bitter.
That's what's happening to the middle class in America. It's also how Marie Antoinette lost her head.
So you kind of have to laugh that the same angry white males who hate Obama because he's redistributing wealth just love football, a sport that succeeds because it does just that. To them, the NFL is as American as hot dogs, Chevrolet, apple pie, and a second giant helping of apple pie.
But then again, they think they're macho because their sport is football. When, honestly, is there anything gayer than wearing another man's shirt?
(Transcribed from Real Time With Bill Maher, 1/28/2011)
With the Super Bowl less than a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poorer ones, just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of Acorn volunteers.
Green Bay, Wisconsin has a population of 100,000, yet this sleepy little town on the banks of the Fuck-If-I-Know River has just as much of a chance of making it to the Super Bowl as the New York Jets, who, next year, need to just shut the fuck up and play.
Now, me personally, I haven't watched the Super Bowl since 2004, when Janet Jackson's nipple popped out during halftime and that split-second glimpse of an unrestrained black titty burned my eyes and "offended me as a Christian." But I get it; who doesn't love the spectacle of juiced-up millionaires giving each other brain damage on a giant flat-screen TV? So it's no surprise that some 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl this Sunday. That's 40 million more than go to church on Christmas. Suck on that, Jesus!
It's also 85 million more than watched the last game of the World Series, and in that is an economic lesson for America. Because football is built on an economic model of fairness and opportunity, and baseball is built on a model where the rich always win, and the poor usually have no chance. The World Series is like the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: you have to be a rich bitch just to play. Whereas the Super Bowl is like Tila Tequila: anyone can get in.
Or, to put it another way, football is more like the Democratic philosophy. Democrats don't want to eliminate capitalism or competition, but they would like it if some kids didn't have to go to a crummy school in a rotten neighborhood while others get to go to a great school and their dad gets them into Harvard. Because when that happens, achieving the American Dream is easy for some and just a fantasy for others.
That's why the NFL, literally, shares the wealth. TV is their biggest source of revenue, and they put it all in a big Commie pot and split it 32 ways. Because they don't want anyone to fall too far behind. That's why the team that wins the Super Bowl picks last in the next draft. Or what the Republicans would call "punishing success."
Baseball, on the other hand, is exactly like the Republicans, and I don't just mean it's incredibly boring. I mean their economic theory is "Every man for himself." The small-market Pittsburgh Steelers go to the Super Bowl more than anybody, but the Pittsburgh Pirates? Levi Johnston has sperm that will not grow up and live long enough to see the Pirates in a World Series!
The Pirates' payroll is $40 million; the Yankees' is $206 million. The Pirates have about as much chance of getting to the playoffs as a poor black teenager from Newark has of becoming the CEO of Halliburton. That's why people stop going to Pirates games in May, because if you're not in the game, you become indifferent to the fate of the game, and maybe even get bitter.
That's what's happening to the middle class in America. It's also how Marie Antoinette lost her head.
So you kind of have to laugh that the same angry white males who hate Obama because he's redistributing wealth just love football, a sport that succeeds because it does just that. To them, the NFL is as American as hot dogs, Chevrolet, apple pie, and a second giant helping of apple pie.
But then again, they think they're macho because their sport is football. When, honestly, is there anything gayer than wearing another man's shirt?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Another slow week in sports fashion reporting. Sunday afternoon I was checking out the Packers and the Bears. Then I left Bretz, went home and watched the Green Bay-Chicago game.
Anyhoo, no surprises in unis this week. With football season winding down, I probably should cut down on my reports. Tell you what, my next report will be right after the Super Bowl. Then I plan to have my final rankings for college and pro football.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 18-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-ww
Pittsburgh Steelers 16-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-ww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww---
Green Bay Packers 16-3 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww--
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww---
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww---
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww--
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll--
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww---
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl---
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww---
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl---
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww---
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw---
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww---
New York Jets 10-9 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl---
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw---
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww---
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl-
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw---
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll---
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl---
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll--
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l-
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll-
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll---
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll---
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll---
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll---
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 39-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwl
New York Rangers 4-1 wwlww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-6 lllllwl
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 8-0 wwwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
New Jersey Nets 3-0 www
Los Angeles Lakers 11-1 wwwlwwwwwwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 6-2 wwwwlwwl
Boston Celtics 13-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlww
Chicago Bulls 15-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwww
Phoenix Suns 8-4 llwwwwwwllww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Denver Nuggets 6-4 wwwllwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 23-20 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Portland Trail Blazers 4-6 wllllwwllw
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-14 wllllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-11 lllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Another slow week in sports fashion reporting. Sunday afternoon I was checking out the Packers and the Bears. Then I left Bretz, went home and watched the Green Bay-Chicago game.
Anyhoo, no surprises in unis this week. With football season winding down, I probably should cut down on my reports. Tell you what, my next report will be right after the Super Bowl. Then I plan to have my final rankings for college and pro football.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 18-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-ww
Pittsburgh Steelers 16-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-ww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww---
Green Bay Packers 16-3 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww--
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww---
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww---
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww--
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll--
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww---
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl---
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww---
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl---
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww---
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw---
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww---
New York Jets 10-9 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl---
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw---
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww---
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl-
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw---
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll---
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl---
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll--
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l-
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll-
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll---
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll---
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll---
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll---
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 39-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwl
New York Rangers 4-1 wwlww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-6 lllllwl
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 8-0 wwwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
New Jersey Nets 3-0 www
Los Angeles Lakers 11-1 wwwlwwwwwwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 6-2 wwwwlwwl
Boston Celtics 13-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlww
Chicago Bulls 15-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwww
Phoenix Suns 8-4 llwwwwwwllww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Denver Nuggets 6-4 wwwllwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 23-20 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Portland Trail Blazers 4-6 wllllwwllw
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-14 wllllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-11 lllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Sorry, not much to note this week, except that all 4 NFL divisional playoff games were won by the better-dressed teams. And I'll try to get my final college football uniform rankings up this weekend.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 17-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-w
Green Bay Packers 16-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllww
Pittsburgh Steelers 15-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-w
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww--
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww-
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww--
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww--
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww-
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll-
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww--
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl--
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww--
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl--
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww--
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw--
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww--
New York Jets 10-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl--
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw--
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww--
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw--
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll--
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl--
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll-
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll--
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll--
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll--
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll--
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 38-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Montreal Canadiens 1-2 llw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 7-0 wwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 9-1 wwwlwwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 12-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlw
Chicago Bulls 13-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwww
Denver Nuggets 6-3 wwwllwwwl
Phoenix Suns 7-4 llwwwwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 22-17 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-6 wllllwwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-13 wlllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-9 lllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Sorry, not much to note this week, except that all 4 NFL divisional playoff games were won by the better-dressed teams. And I'll try to get my final college football uniform rankings up this weekend.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 17-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-w
Green Bay Packers 16-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllww
Pittsburgh Steelers 15-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-w
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww--
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww-
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww--
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww--
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww-
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll-
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww--
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl--
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww--
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl--
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww--
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw--
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww--
New York Jets 10-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl--
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw--
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww--
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw--
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll--
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl--
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll-
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll--
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll--
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll--
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll--
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 38-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Montreal Canadiens 1-2 llw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 7-0 wwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 9-1 wwwlwwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 12-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlw
Chicago Bulls 13-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwww
Denver Nuggets 6-3 wwwllwwwl
Phoenix Suns 7-4 llwwwwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 22-17 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-6 wllllwwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-13 wlllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-9 lllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
The good: 76ers in old school red, stylin' like Dr. J back in the day!
The bad: Saints, see what you get for wearing those black pants? You got outplayed AND outdressed. By Seattle!
The ugly: The Oregon Ducks latest abortion. Ugh. No comment.
And the just plain HUH???: The Celtics with black trim. Eeww.
Coming soon: My final college football uniform rankings for the 2010 season! (W-L standings notwithstanding)
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-
Green Bay Packers 15-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllw
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww-
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww-
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww-
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww-
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl-
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww-
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw-
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww-
New York Jets 9-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl-
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw-
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww-
Seattle Seahawks 6-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllw
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw-
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll-
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl-
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll-
Baltimore Ravens 2-15 -llllwll-llllllllwl
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll-
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll-
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-1 wwwwwwwl
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Miami OH (Adidas) 5-1 lwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 10-2 wwwwwwllwwww
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
LSU (Nike) 9-3 wwwwllwwwlww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-2 wlwl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Kentucky (Nike) 3-4 llwlwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-4 lllwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Boston College (Under Armour) 1-6 llllllw
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 1-1 lw
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-3 lll
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
Adidas 104-81
Nike 260-247
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 22-57
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 35-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Buffalo Sabres 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 8-1 wwwlwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 11-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwl
Denver Nuggets 5-2 wwwllww
Chicago Bulls 11-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlww
Phoenix Suns 6-4 llwwwwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 4-3 lwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 19-16 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllllll
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-11 wlllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-7 lllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
The good: 76ers in old school red, stylin' like Dr. J back in the day!
The bad: Saints, see what you get for wearing those black pants? You got outplayed AND outdressed. By Seattle!
The ugly: The Oregon Ducks latest abortion. Ugh. No comment.
And the just plain HUH???: The Celtics with black trim. Eeww.
Coming soon: My final college football uniform rankings for the 2010 season! (W-L standings notwithstanding)
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-
Green Bay Packers 15-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllw
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww-
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww-
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww-
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww-
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl-
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww-
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw-
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww-
New York Jets 9-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl-
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw-
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww-
Seattle Seahawks 6-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllw
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw-
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll-
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl-
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll-
Baltimore Ravens 2-15 -llllwll-llllllllwl
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll-
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll-
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-1 wwwwwwwl
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Miami OH (Adidas) 5-1 lwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 10-2 wwwwwwllwwww
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
LSU (Nike) 9-3 wwwwllwwwlww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-2 wlwl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Kentucky (Nike) 3-4 llwlwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-4 lllwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Boston College (Under Armour) 1-6 llllllw
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 1-1 lw
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-3 lll
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
Adidas 104-81
Nike 260-247
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 22-57
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 35-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Buffalo Sabres 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 8-1 wwwlwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 11-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwl
Denver Nuggets 5-2 wwwllww
Chicago Bulls 11-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlww
Phoenix Suns 6-4 llwwwwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 4-3 lwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 19-16 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllllll
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-11 wlllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-7 lllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Friday, January 07, 2011
SPOCK'S BRAIN WOULD ESPLODE
The delightfully logic-defying part of this year's Duxoop Dozen is that since 1) 1983 Rookie winners Eggs Danny Thomas Style is actually the fictional band I created that's really just me (sort of like how NIN is pretty much Trent Reznor), 2) I was a member of 2000 Rookie winners The (Convergys) Zoo, and 3) & 4) I am a member of 2003 Rookie winners the NWOPC as well as 2010 Rookie winners the Ohio/Michigan Atheists, I have now won my own Rookie Of The Year award, which is given to people or things new to me, 4 times.
The delightfully logic-defying part of this year's Duxoop Dozen is that since 1) 1983 Rookie winners Eggs Danny Thomas Style is actually the fictional band I created that's really just me (sort of like how NIN is pretty much Trent Reznor), 2) I was a member of 2000 Rookie winners The (Convergys) Zoo, and 3) & 4) I am a member of 2003 Rookie winners the NWOPC as well as 2010 Rookie winners the Ohio/Michigan Atheists, I have now won my own Rookie Of The Year award, which is given to people or things new to me, 4 times.
Thursday, January 06, 2011
2010 DUXOOP DOZEN
All the 2010 winners have been determined. Here are the full lists of all the past winners (including the 2010 champs in bold):
SONGS OF THE YEARS
1981 Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
1982 Rush - Countdown
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
1984 The Moody Blues - Om
1985 Marvin The Paranoid Android - Marvin I Love You
1986 Monty Python - I'm So Worried
1987 ALF - You're The One Who's Out Of This World
1988 Audrey II (Levi Stubbs) - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
1989 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - X Y & Zee
1992 Sam Kinison - Mississippi Queen
1993 Pearl Jam - Jeremy
1994 Laibach - Across The Universe
1995 The Vestibules - Bulbous Bouffant
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
1997 Henry Phillips - Drivin'
1998 Laid Back - White Horse
1999 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Stuck On Earth
2000 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Hick Ups
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Song For The Stupid Raver Shithead...
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2004 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas
2007 Lowen And Navarro - Compass Point
2008 The Weepies - World Spins Madly On
2009 Barnes & Barnes - Cruising Through Westwood
2010 The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You
ALBUMS OF THE YEARS
1981 Rush - Moving Pictures
1982 Madness - Complete Madness
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Voobaha
1984 Moody Blues - In Search Of The Lost Chord
1985 Dr. Demento - The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time
1986 Monty Python - Contractual Obligation Album
1987 Sam Kinison - Louder Than Hell
1988 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1989 Steve Dahl & Garry Meier - A Decade Of Service
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - This Is The Day...This is This
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - Cure For Sanity
1992 Pearl Jam - Ten
1993 Pearl Jam - Vs.
1994 Laibach - Let It Be
1995 Pop Will Eat Itself - Dos Dedos Mi Amigos
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
1997 Bruce McCulloch - Shame-Based Man
1998 Pearl Jam - Yield
1999 Otto And George - Dirty Puppet
2000 Madness - Wonderful
2001 Rufus Wainwright - Poses
2002 Pansy Division - Absurd Pop Song Romance
2003 Pansy Division - Total Entertainment
2004 Gomez - Split The Difference
2005 Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
2006 Rescue Me - Rescue Me Soundtrack
2007 Stevans - Stevans
2008 Steve Dahl - And 5 More Make 30
2009 Citizen Cope - The Clarence Greenwood Recordings
2010 My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges
GEAK ROOKIES OF THE YEARS
1981 Carl Sagan
1982 MTV
1983 Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1984 William Rose
1985 Abbie Hoffman
1986 ALF
1987 Steve Dahl
1988 Sam Kinison
1989 Joe Satriani
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself
1991 Mystery Science Theater 3000
1992 Pearl Jam
1993 Beavis & Butt-head
1994 Laibach
1995 Due South
1996 TV Land
1997 Henry Phillips
1998 Pepe Locuaz
1999 Otto And George
2000 The (Convergys) Zoo
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Shield
2003 Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition
2004 ALF's Hit Talk Show
2005 Gogol Bordello
2006 Rescue Me
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know
2009 The Bus
2010 Ohio/Michigan Atheists
CATCH PHRASES OF THE YEARS
1986 "The phones are closed..." - MTV and Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1987 "Oy!" - Jacko
1988 "No problem" - ALF
1989 "*Snork*" - Michael Pribe
1990 "Ag!" - Willie Rose
1991 "Ag fest '91" - Duxoop
1992 "Ag fest '92 (I am gonna puke on you)" - Duxoop
1993 "Huh huh, huh huh..." - Beavis & Butt-head
1994 "Narf!" - Pinky And The Brain
1995 "Evil!" - The Kids In The Hall
1996 "Refooooorrrm!" - Preston Manning
1997 "Pig, hog, sow...Peter!" - Norbert Roberts
1998 "Lllla lllla lllla..." - Pepe Locuaz
1999 "Gus" - Maxwell Belin
2000 "I burped" - Duxoop
2001 "All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing
2002 "This is reality" - Alva Pribe
2003 "Bodacious ta-ta's" - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2004 "What-ever!" (with W-E hand gesture) - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2005 "Start wearing purple" - Gogol Bordello
2006 "What up, sugar skull?" - Steve Dahl
2007 "I sneezed" - Duxoop
2008 "What the hell?!" - Cleveland Brown
2009 "Yaaaaay!" (with too-fast clapping) - Bryan Gunn
2010 "I don't like human beings" - Dr. Josef Heiter
CARL SAGAN AWARD (BEST MOVIES OF THE YEARS)
1996 Project: ALF
1997 Contact
1998 Orgazmo
1999 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
2000 Cast Away
2001 Freddy Got Fingered
2002 Pootie Tang
2003 Mulholland Drive
2004 Fahrenheit 9/11
2005 The Producers
2006 Borat
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Legend Of 1900
2009 Capitalism: A Love Story
2010 The Human Centipede
TRIO AWARD (BEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEARS)
1997 Volkswagen - Da Da Da
1998 Volkswagen - Goooool!
1999 Cracker Jack - Industrial Size Bag
2000 FedEx - Steve Irwin
2001 Doritos - Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 10-10-220 - ALF
2003 Smirnoff Ice Triple Black - Blind Date
2004 Six Flags - Mr. Six
2005 Zazoo Condoms - I Want Those Sweeties!
2006 Burger King - Whopperettes
2007 Jack In The Box - Stoner
2008 Ikea - Robert Muraine
2009 American Express - Faces
2010 Snickers - Betty White/Abe Vigoda
MUSIC VIDEOS OF THE YEARS
2000 Four-D Marketing - Combo #5
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Got A Bag Of Doritos
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Johnny Cash - Hurt
2004 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 OK Go - Here It Goes Again
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch - The Origin Of Love
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - Dinosaur Rap
2009 Dustin McLean/David Scott - Literal Music Videos
2010 Jump Smokers - Don't Be A Douchebag
WEBSITES OF THE YEARS
2000 The Brunching Shuttlecocks
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Duck Pond
2003 The Steve Dahl Show
2004 The Steve Dahl Show
2005 Web Sudoku
2006 YouTube
2007 Pandora
2008 MP3Raid
2009 YouTube
2010 Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook
JOHNNY CARSON AWARD (CORPSES OF THE YEARS)
2005 Johnny Carson
2006 Syd Barrett
2007 Tom Snyder
2008 George Carlin
2009 Patrick McGoohan
2010 Leslie Nielsen
QUOTES OF THE YEARS
2007 David Suzuki - "The planet, hell! What about my nuts?"
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - "Holy shit!"
2009 Barnes & Barnes - "No money, no women, no dope, shit."
2010 Dr. Josef Heiter - "Feed her! Feed her! Swallow it bitch!"
BREAKTHROUGHS OF THE YEARS
2008 Miriam Shor
2009 Flight Of The Conchords
2010 Rachel Maddow
ALF AWARD (TV SHOWS OF THE YEARS)
2009 My Car Is My Lover
2010 Louie
All the 2010 winners have been determined. Here are the full lists of all the past winners (including the 2010 champs in bold):
SONGS OF THE YEARS
1981 Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
1982 Rush - Countdown
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
1984 The Moody Blues - Om
1985 Marvin The Paranoid Android - Marvin I Love You
1986 Monty Python - I'm So Worried
1987 ALF - You're The One Who's Out Of This World
1988 Audrey II (Levi Stubbs) - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
1989 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - X Y & Zee
1992 Sam Kinison - Mississippi Queen
1993 Pearl Jam - Jeremy
1994 Laibach - Across The Universe
1995 The Vestibules - Bulbous Bouffant
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
1997 Henry Phillips - Drivin'
1998 Laid Back - White Horse
1999 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Stuck On Earth
2000 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Hick Ups
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Song For The Stupid Raver Shithead...
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2004 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas
2007 Lowen And Navarro - Compass Point
2008 The Weepies - World Spins Madly On
2009 Barnes & Barnes - Cruising Through Westwood
2010 The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You
ALBUMS OF THE YEARS
1981 Rush - Moving Pictures
1982 Madness - Complete Madness
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Voobaha
1984 Moody Blues - In Search Of The Lost Chord
1985 Dr. Demento - The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time
1986 Monty Python - Contractual Obligation Album
1987 Sam Kinison - Louder Than Hell
1988 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1989 Steve Dahl & Garry Meier - A Decade Of Service
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - This Is The Day...This is This
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - Cure For Sanity
1992 Pearl Jam - Ten
1993 Pearl Jam - Vs.
1994 Laibach - Let It Be
1995 Pop Will Eat Itself - Dos Dedos Mi Amigos
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
1997 Bruce McCulloch - Shame-Based Man
1998 Pearl Jam - Yield
1999 Otto And George - Dirty Puppet
2000 Madness - Wonderful
2001 Rufus Wainwright - Poses
2002 Pansy Division - Absurd Pop Song Romance
2003 Pansy Division - Total Entertainment
2004 Gomez - Split The Difference
2005 Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
2006 Rescue Me - Rescue Me Soundtrack
2007 Stevans - Stevans
2008 Steve Dahl - And 5 More Make 30
2009 Citizen Cope - The Clarence Greenwood Recordings
2010 My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges
GEAK ROOKIES OF THE YEARS
1981 Carl Sagan
1982 MTV
1983 Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1984 William Rose
1985 Abbie Hoffman
1986 ALF
1987 Steve Dahl
1988 Sam Kinison
1989 Joe Satriani
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself
1991 Mystery Science Theater 3000
1992 Pearl Jam
1993 Beavis & Butt-head
1994 Laibach
1995 Due South
1996 TV Land
1997 Henry Phillips
1998 Pepe Locuaz
1999 Otto And George
2000 The (Convergys) Zoo
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Shield
2003 Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition
2004 ALF's Hit Talk Show
2005 Gogol Bordello
2006 Rescue Me
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know
2009 The Bus
2010 Ohio/Michigan Atheists
CATCH PHRASES OF THE YEARS
1986 "The phones are closed..." - MTV and Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1987 "Oy!" - Jacko
1988 "No problem" - ALF
1989 "*Snork*" - Michael Pribe
1990 "Ag!" - Willie Rose
1991 "Ag fest '91" - Duxoop
1992 "Ag fest '92 (I am gonna puke on you)" - Duxoop
1993 "Huh huh, huh huh..." - Beavis & Butt-head
1994 "Narf!" - Pinky And The Brain
1995 "Evil!" - The Kids In The Hall
1996 "Refooooorrrm!" - Preston Manning
1997 "Pig, hog, sow...Peter!" - Norbert Roberts
1998 "Lllla lllla lllla..." - Pepe Locuaz
1999 "Gus" - Maxwell Belin
2000 "I burped" - Duxoop
2001 "All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing
2002 "This is reality" - Alva Pribe
2003 "Bodacious ta-ta's" - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2004 "What-ever!" (with W-E hand gesture) - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2005 "Start wearing purple" - Gogol Bordello
2006 "What up, sugar skull?" - Steve Dahl
2007 "I sneezed" - Duxoop
2008 "What the hell?!" - Cleveland Brown
2009 "Yaaaaay!" (with too-fast clapping) - Bryan Gunn
2010 "I don't like human beings" - Dr. Josef Heiter
CARL SAGAN AWARD (BEST MOVIES OF THE YEARS)
1996 Project: ALF
1997 Contact
1998 Orgazmo
1999 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
2000 Cast Away
2001 Freddy Got Fingered
2002 Pootie Tang
2003 Mulholland Drive
2004 Fahrenheit 9/11
2005 The Producers
2006 Borat
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Legend Of 1900
2009 Capitalism: A Love Story
2010 The Human Centipede
TRIO AWARD (BEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEARS)
1997 Volkswagen - Da Da Da
1998 Volkswagen - Goooool!
1999 Cracker Jack - Industrial Size Bag
2000 FedEx - Steve Irwin
2001 Doritos - Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 10-10-220 - ALF
2003 Smirnoff Ice Triple Black - Blind Date
2004 Six Flags - Mr. Six
2005 Zazoo Condoms - I Want Those Sweeties!
2006 Burger King - Whopperettes
2007 Jack In The Box - Stoner
2008 Ikea - Robert Muraine
2009 American Express - Faces
2010 Snickers - Betty White/Abe Vigoda
MUSIC VIDEOS OF THE YEARS
2000 Four-D Marketing - Combo #5
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Got A Bag Of Doritos
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Johnny Cash - Hurt
2004 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 OK Go - Here It Goes Again
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch - The Origin Of Love
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - Dinosaur Rap
2009 Dustin McLean/David Scott - Literal Music Videos
2010 Jump Smokers - Don't Be A Douchebag
WEBSITES OF THE YEARS
2000 The Brunching Shuttlecocks
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Duck Pond
2003 The Steve Dahl Show
2004 The Steve Dahl Show
2005 Web Sudoku
2006 YouTube
2007 Pandora
2008 MP3Raid
2009 YouTube
2010 Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook
JOHNNY CARSON AWARD (CORPSES OF THE YEARS)
2005 Johnny Carson
2006 Syd Barrett
2007 Tom Snyder
2008 George Carlin
2009 Patrick McGoohan
2010 Leslie Nielsen
QUOTES OF THE YEARS
2007 David Suzuki - "The planet, hell! What about my nuts?"
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - "Holy shit!"
2009 Barnes & Barnes - "No money, no women, no dope, shit."
2010 Dr. Josef Heiter - "Feed her! Feed her! Swallow it bitch!"
BREAKTHROUGHS OF THE YEARS
2008 Miriam Shor
2009 Flight Of The Conchords
2010 Rachel Maddow
ALF AWARD (TV SHOWS OF THE YEARS)
2009 My Car Is My Lover
2010 Louie
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Back on schedule, thus a short week. In chrono order...
TCU, nice shiny purple pants.
Capitals, nice throwbacks. Penguins, dark blue? Huh? I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. (BTW I agree with Steve Dahl, whenever/wherever there's an outdoor hockey game, the rink should take up as much room as possible.)
Jets, all green? Not good.
Saints, all black? You guys are REALLY pissing me off. Even Tampa's pewter pants look better.
Burgundyskins, be sure to bring back those fabulous yellow pants next season!
Seahawks, what an absolute disgrace. They should not be in the playoffs. It's just wrong. And I'm not talking about their 7-9 record. I'd shoot the person who came up with "Gun Metal Blue"...if anyone could find me an actual gun that color!
Virginia Tech, orange helmets for the Orange Bowl? Clever AND cute!
Minnesota Wild, your home green unis are terrific. Your road white unis are horrific. Why such disparity in style?
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl
Green Bay Packers 14-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwll
Kansas City Chiefs 14-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-3 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlw
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww
New York Jets 9-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww
Seattle Seahawks 5-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwll
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-13 -wwlllwl-lllllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 2-14 -llllwll-llllllllw
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
Adidas 102-80
Nike 258-244
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-56
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 5-1 wwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 32-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwl
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 7-1 wwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 6-2 llwwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-14 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Back on schedule, thus a short week. In chrono order...
TCU, nice shiny purple pants.
Capitals, nice throwbacks. Penguins, dark blue? Huh? I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. (BTW I agree with Steve Dahl, whenever/wherever there's an outdoor hockey game, the rink should take up as much room as possible.)
Jets, all green? Not good.
Saints, all black? You guys are REALLY pissing me off. Even Tampa's pewter pants look better.
Burgundyskins, be sure to bring back those fabulous yellow pants next season!
Seahawks, what an absolute disgrace. They should not be in the playoffs. It's just wrong. And I'm not talking about their 7-9 record. I'd shoot the person who came up with "Gun Metal Blue"...if anyone could find me an actual gun that color!
Virginia Tech, orange helmets for the Orange Bowl? Clever AND cute!
Minnesota Wild, your home green unis are terrific. Your road white unis are horrific. Why such disparity in style?
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl
Green Bay Packers 14-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwll
Kansas City Chiefs 14-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-3 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlw
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww
New York Jets 9-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww
Seattle Seahawks 5-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwll
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-13 -wwlllwl-lllllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 2-14 -llllwll-llllllllw
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
Adidas 102-80
Nike 258-244
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-56
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 5-1 wwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 32-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwl
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 7-1 wwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 6-2 llwwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-14 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Sunday, January 02, 2011
MAYBE NEXT YEAR, THEY'LL USE A SUNDIAL!
Made a delivery to Sandusky Friday night, during which I stopped off in Port Clinton just in time to witness the Walleye Drop. (Got there at 11:58!) Remind me not to ever go to that again. My friend Kat and I went 6 years ago, and although the timing of the drop was crap, at least there was a clearly audible countdown. You would think 6 years later they'd improve things. Just the opposite...
This time there was no countdown to be heard, and no ticking clock in sight. Somewhere around 11:59, the walleye began to lurch from near the top of the cable downward. Somewhere around a minute later it reached an unspecified point near the bottom, and a gradual sense that it had gone as far it was going to go slowly, subtly infiltrated the crowd...so instead of a definite '3-2-1-Happy New Year!' moment, there was merely a general feeling that, okay, it's probably past midnight by now...happy new year. I guess. Um...WOOHOO!
Least satisfying ringing in of a new year I've ever experienced. Huge letdown. I wish I had just kept driving, then I would not have felt such total disappointment. (But as Kat pointed out to me, at least I was still getting paid.)
Plus, the thing is hideous...it looks more like a Snakehead!
Made a delivery to Sandusky Friday night, during which I stopped off in Port Clinton just in time to witness the Walleye Drop. (Got there at 11:58!) Remind me not to ever go to that again. My friend Kat and I went 6 years ago, and although the timing of the drop was crap, at least there was a clearly audible countdown. You would think 6 years later they'd improve things. Just the opposite...
This time there was no countdown to be heard, and no ticking clock in sight. Somewhere around 11:59, the walleye began to lurch from near the top of the cable downward. Somewhere around a minute later it reached an unspecified point near the bottom, and a gradual sense that it had gone as far it was going to go slowly, subtly infiltrated the crowd...so instead of a definite '3-2-1-Happy New Year!' moment, there was merely a general feeling that, okay, it's probably past midnight by now...happy new year. I guess. Um...WOOHOO!
Least satisfying ringing in of a new year I've ever experienced. Huge letdown. I wish I had just kept driving, then I would not have felt such total disappointment. (But as Kat pointed out to me, at least I was still getting paid.)
Plus, the thing is hideous...it looks more like a Snakehead!
Friday, December 31, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Last report of 2010, better late than never...
Knicks in green last Saturday? What was that?
Lakers at their worst (white) still look better than the Heat at their best (red).
Saints in gold pants Monday night. THANK YOU!
West Virginia with the camo-grey trim again? Really?
Vikings vs. Eagles, on any day of the week, still both suck. Vikes win on color.
Illini: Nice spoogeless orange pants! Now get it off the jerseys.
Oklahoma State vs. Arizona, both suck. OSU wins on color.
Syracuse vs. Kansas State, both look great. Orange in a close one.
Finally, this afternoon Clemson sported yet another sweet combo, white jerseys with orange trim and purple pants.
See you next year!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 15-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-1 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwl
New Orleans Saints 13-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwww
San Francisco 49ers 13-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 13-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwww
New York Giants 12-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwww
Washington Redskins 12-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 13-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 11-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 11-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlww
Miami Dolphins 9-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwww
St Louis Rams 9-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlll
Houston Texans 8-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwww
Buffalo Bills 8-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwllw
New York Jets 8-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlll
Carolina Panthers 6-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwl
San Diego Chargers 5-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllw
Seattle Seahawks 5-10 -wlwl-lwllwllllwl
Tennessee Titans 4-11 -lwlllwwl-lllwlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-11 -lwlwllw-lwllllll
Detroit Lions 3-12 -lwlwll-llllwllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-12 -wwlllwl-llllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-13 -lllwllllwllllllw
New England Patriots 2-13 -llll-wlwllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-14 -lllll-lllllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-14 -llllwll-llllllll
Denver Broncos 1-14 -wlllllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-15 -llllllll-lllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-16 llllll-llllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
Adidas 100-78
Nike 251-239
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-54
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Detroit Red Wings 30-6 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
St Louis Blues 3-3 wlwllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-3 lwwlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 6-1 wwwlwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 5-2 llwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-11 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Last report of 2010, better late than never...
Knicks in green last Saturday? What was that?
Lakers at their worst (white) still look better than the Heat at their best (red).
Saints in gold pants Monday night. THANK YOU!
West Virginia with the camo-grey trim again? Really?
Vikings vs. Eagles, on any day of the week, still both suck. Vikes win on color.
Illini: Nice spoogeless orange pants! Now get it off the jerseys.
Oklahoma State vs. Arizona, both suck. OSU wins on color.
Syracuse vs. Kansas State, both look great. Orange in a close one.
Finally, this afternoon Clemson sported yet another sweet combo, white jerseys with orange trim and purple pants.
See you next year!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 15-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-1 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwl
New Orleans Saints 13-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwww
San Francisco 49ers 13-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 13-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwww
New York Giants 12-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwww
Washington Redskins 12-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 13-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 11-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 11-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlww
Miami Dolphins 9-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwww
St Louis Rams 9-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlll
Houston Texans 8-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwww
Buffalo Bills 8-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwllw
New York Jets 8-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlll
Carolina Panthers 6-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwl
San Diego Chargers 5-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllw
Seattle Seahawks 5-10 -wlwl-lwllwllllwl
Tennessee Titans 4-11 -lwlllwwl-lllwlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-11 -lwlwllw-lwllllll
Detroit Lions 3-12 -lwlwll-llllwllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-12 -wwlllwl-llllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-13 -lllwllllwllllllw
New England Patriots 2-13 -llll-wlwllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-14 -lllll-lllllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-14 -llllwll-llllllll
Denver Broncos 1-14 -wlllllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-15 -llllllll-lllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-16 llllll-llllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
Adidas 100-78
Nike 251-239
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-54
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Detroit Red Wings 30-6 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
St Louis Blues 3-3 wlwllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-3 lwwlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 6-1 wwwlwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 5-2 llwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-11 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Don we now our gay apparel...but enough about Tim Tebow...
Not many notes this week, due to my damaged eyesight. I thought I had seen a lot of red last week, but Eastern Washington's football field just about blinded me. I've heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is going too far! And yet, as bad as it looks, it'a still better than Boise State!
Yes their turf is the devil, why do you think it's all red?
The Chargers wore powder blue again, but again it was not good enough. SD, When I say you should always wear powder blue, I mean your powder blue THROWBACKS. The San Antonio Spurs do all black very well. UTEP does all orange not so well, need to lose the spooge. Saints, you are REALLY pissing me off with the black pants. STOP IT. Just because you're playing the Ravens and they're in all black and you're going to win anyway is no excuse not to look your best. Vikings, thank you for wearing throwbacks on the frozen tundra Monday night, but you need to keep the numbers from bunching up.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 14-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 13-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwww
New Orleans Saints 12-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwww
San Francisco 49ers 12-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlww
Kansas City Chiefs 12-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlww
New York Giants 11-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 12-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwww
Cleveland Browns 10-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 10-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlw
St Louis Rams 9-5 -wlwwwlww-lwwwll
Miami Dolphins 8-6 -lwww-llwwwlllww
New York Jets 8-6 -lwlwww-lwlwwwll
Houston Texans 7-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwww
Buffalo Bills 7-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwll
Carolina Panthers 6-8 -wlwll-llllwlwww
Seattle Seahawks 5-9 -wlwl-lwllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-10 -lwlllwwl-lllwll
San Diego Chargers 4-10 -lllllwwwl-wllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-10 -lwlwllw-lwlllll
Detroit Lions 3-11 -lwlwll-llllwlll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-11 -wwlllwl-lllllll
New England Patriots 2-12 -llll-wlwlllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-13 -lllwllllwllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-13 -lllll-lllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-13 -llllwll-lllllll
Denver Broncos 1-13 -wlllllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-14 -llllllll-llllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-15 llllll-lllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
Adidas 95-78
Nike 241-228
New Balance 1-1
Russell 15-18
Under Armour 21-49
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 27-4 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlw
Boston Bruins 5-1 wwwlww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-3 wlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
New York Knicks 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
San Antonio Spurs 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 9-2 wwwlwwwwwlw
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Phoenix Suns 4-2 llwwww
Detroit Pistons 17-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwww
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Denver Nuggets 3-2 wwwll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 3-4 wllllww
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-7 lwllwllll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-5 lllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Don we now our gay apparel...but enough about Tim Tebow...
Not many notes this week, due to my damaged eyesight. I thought I had seen a lot of red last week, but Eastern Washington's football field just about blinded me. I've heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is going too far! And yet, as bad as it looks, it'a still better than Boise State!
Yes their turf is the devil, why do you think it's all red?
The Chargers wore powder blue again, but again it was not good enough. SD, When I say you should always wear powder blue, I mean your powder blue THROWBACKS. The San Antonio Spurs do all black very well. UTEP does all orange not so well, need to lose the spooge. Saints, you are REALLY pissing me off with the black pants. STOP IT. Just because you're playing the Ravens and they're in all black and you're going to win anyway is no excuse not to look your best. Vikings, thank you for wearing throwbacks on the frozen tundra Monday night, but you need to keep the numbers from bunching up.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 14-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 13-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwww
New Orleans Saints 12-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwww
San Francisco 49ers 12-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlww
Kansas City Chiefs 12-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlww
New York Giants 11-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 12-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwww
Cleveland Browns 10-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 10-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlw
St Louis Rams 9-5 -wlwwwlww-lwwwll
Miami Dolphins 8-6 -lwww-llwwwlllww
New York Jets 8-6 -lwlwww-lwlwwwll
Houston Texans 7-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwww
Buffalo Bills 7-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwll
Carolina Panthers 6-8 -wlwll-llllwlwww
Seattle Seahawks 5-9 -wlwl-lwllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-10 -lwlllwwl-lllwll
San Diego Chargers 4-10 -lllllwwwl-wllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-10 -lwlwllw-lwlllll
Detroit Lions 3-11 -lwlwll-llllwlll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-11 -wwlllwl-lllllll
New England Patriots 2-12 -llll-wlwlllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-13 -lllwllllwllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-13 -lllll-lllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-13 -llllwll-lllllll
Denver Broncos 1-13 -wlllllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-14 -llllllll-llllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-15 llllll-lllllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
Adidas 95-78
Nike 241-228
New Balance 1-1
Russell 15-18
Under Armour 21-49
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 27-4 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlw
Boston Bruins 5-1 wwwlww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-3 wlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
New York Knicks 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
San Antonio Spurs 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 9-2 wwwlwwwwwlw
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Phoenix Suns 4-2 llwwww
Detroit Pistons 17-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwww
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Denver Nuggets 3-2 wwwll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 3-4 wllllww
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-7 lwllwllll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-5 lllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
"Uh, yes I'm the Devil, why do think I'm all red?"--from a Whitest Kids U'Know sketch
I've been seeing red all week. Most of it good. Who does red right? Well, the Red Wings, natch; the New Jersey Devils (hence the quote above); the 49ers; the Texans, who went all red Monday night; and the Chiefs, whom I'd LOVE to see do all red. Honorable mention for the Navy football team's cute red belts. Who does red wrong? The Arizona Cardinals, who look like retards in leotards. Especially disturbing is WR Larry Fitzgerald who, seriously, looks like a girl, specifically a Jamaican pilates instructor with a hair weave! Eeww! Girl legs, girl butt...CREE-PY!
Other notes this week: the Delaware Blue Hens wear an exact copy of Michigan's helmets. WHY? What is wrong with you?
I'm starting to like the Dolphins' shiny aqua pants...they even stay shiny in the rain!
And no matter where they play, the Vikings look like crap. At least Brett Favre kept up the motif...his hand was even more purple than the uniforms! Wait, are we sure that was his HAND???
Coming up next week: the Bowl season begins!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 13-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 13-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 12-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwwww
New Orleans Saints 11-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlww
San Francisco 49ers 11-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlw
Kansas City Chiefs 11-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 10-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlw
New York Giants 10-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 11-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwww
Cleveland Browns 9-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwww
Oakland Raiders 9-4 -wllwwlwww-lwww
St Louis Rams 9-4 -wlwwwlww-lwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwl
New York Jets 8-5 -lwlwww-lwlwwwl
Miami Dolphins 7-6 -lwww-llwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 7-6 -llwlw-wllwwwwl
Houston Texans 6-7 -wlllll-lwwlwww
Carolina Panthers 5-8 -wlwll-llllwlww
Tennessee Titans 4-9 -lwlllwwl-lllwl
San Diego Chargers 4-9 -lllllwwwl-wlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-9 -lwlwllw-lwllll
Seattle Seahawks 4-9 -wlwl-lwllwllll
Detroit Lions 3-10 -lwlwll-llllwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-10 -wwlllwl-llllll
New England Patriots 2-11 -llll-wlwllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-12 -lllwllllwlllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-12 -lllll-lllllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-12 -llllwll-llllll
Denver Broncos 1-12 -wlllllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-13 -llllllll-lllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-14 llllll-llllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK (NOTE: B DENOTES TEAM HAS A BOWL GAME TO PLAY)
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 wwww B
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 wwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
BYU (Nike) 5-2 llwwwww B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 lwwl B
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 llwwl B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Villanova (Nike) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
Adidas 94-75
Nike 237-226
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-48
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 25-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
New Jersey Devils 0-1 l
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Washington Capitals 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 8-1 wwwlwwwww
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Denver Nuggets 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Detroit Pistons 15-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwww
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 2-4 wllllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-3 llwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-6 lwllwlll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
New Orleans Hornets 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
"Uh, yes I'm the Devil, why do think I'm all red?"--from a Whitest Kids U'Know sketch
I've been seeing red all week. Most of it good. Who does red right? Well, the Red Wings, natch; the New Jersey Devils (hence the quote above); the 49ers; the Texans, who went all red Monday night; and the Chiefs, whom I'd LOVE to see do all red. Honorable mention for the Navy football team's cute red belts. Who does red wrong? The Arizona Cardinals, who look like retards in leotards. Especially disturbing is WR Larry Fitzgerald who, seriously, looks like a girl, specifically a Jamaican pilates instructor with a hair weave! Eeww! Girl legs, girl butt...CREE-PY!
Other notes this week: the Delaware Blue Hens wear an exact copy of Michigan's helmets. WHY? What is wrong with you?
I'm starting to like the Dolphins' shiny aqua pants...they even stay shiny in the rain!
And no matter where they play, the Vikings look like crap. At least Brett Favre kept up the motif...his hand was even more purple than the uniforms! Wait, are we sure that was his HAND???
Coming up next week: the Bowl season begins!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 13-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 13-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 12-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwwww
New Orleans Saints 11-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlww
San Francisco 49ers 11-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlw
Kansas City Chiefs 11-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 10-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlw
New York Giants 10-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 11-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwww
Cleveland Browns 9-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwww
Oakland Raiders 9-4 -wllwwlwww-lwww
St Louis Rams 9-4 -wlwwwlww-lwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwl
New York Jets 8-5 -lwlwww-lwlwwwl
Miami Dolphins 7-6 -lwww-llwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 7-6 -llwlw-wllwwwwl
Houston Texans 6-7 -wlllll-lwwlwww
Carolina Panthers 5-8 -wlwll-llllwlww
Tennessee Titans 4-9 -lwlllwwl-lllwl
San Diego Chargers 4-9 -lllllwwwl-wlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-9 -lwlwllw-lwllll
Seattle Seahawks 4-9 -wlwl-lwllwllll
Detroit Lions 3-10 -lwlwll-llllwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-10 -wwlllwl-llllll
New England Patriots 2-11 -llll-wlwllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-12 -lllwllllwlllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-12 -lllll-lllllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-12 -llllwll-llllll
Denver Broncos 1-12 -wlllllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-13 -llllllll-lllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-14 llllll-llllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK (NOTE: B DENOTES TEAM HAS A BOWL GAME TO PLAY)
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 wwww B
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 wwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
BYU (Nike) 5-2 llwwwww B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 lwwl B
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 llwwl B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Villanova (Nike) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
Adidas 94-75
Nike 237-226
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-48
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 25-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
New Jersey Devils 0-1 l
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Washington Capitals 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 8-1 wwwlwwwww
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Denver Nuggets 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Detroit Pistons 15-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwww
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 2-4 wllllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-3 llwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-6 lwllwlll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
New Orleans Hornets 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
The big story in sports fashion this week was, of course, the Green Bay Packers 1929 throwbacks: Old-style tan pants, dark blue jerseys with yellow numbers, including what I call the "Herbie The Love Bug" circled numbers on the front, and brown helmets, meant to represent leather headgear, that looked like giant malted milk balls. All the usual highlight announcers (save Boomer) made all the usual lame derisive comments, but what do they know about sports fashion? Nothing! I liked this look, so much in fact that it beat San Fran's Jello 123 road look. Party like it's 1929!
Other winning outfits this week: Tampa Bay's delicious "Creamsicle" uni, the Phoenix Suns' sunny orange, and the UCLA Bruins, who know how to do powder blue right!
Sadly, I cannot say the same for the Chargers. My squeaky wheel from last week got greased (sort of) as they finally wore powder blue this week, but I was led to believe they'd be in their throwbacks. They weren't, and they got beat by Oakland's shiny pants. The Ravens went with a purple jersey/black pant combo Sunday night. Who do they think they are, Northwestern? And speaking of black pants, I am SO utterly pissed at the Saints. The worst part is, since they were playing the Bungles, they won anyway. Ugh. You assholes.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 12-0 -wwwwwww-wwwww
Green Bay Packers 12-0 -wwwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlw
Washington Redskins 10-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwww
New Orleans Saints 10-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlw
San Francisco 49ers 10-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 10-3 -wwwllwwwlwwww
St Louis Rams 9-3 -wlwwwlww-lwww
Indianapolis Colts 9-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwl
New York Giants 9-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 10-4 wlwwlwwwwllwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-4 -wlwwwllwwwlww
Cleveland Browns 8-4 -lwwlwll-wwwww
New York Jets 8-4 -lwlwww-lwlwww
Oakland Raiders 8-4 -wllwwlwww-lww
Buffalo Bills 7-5 -llwlw-wllwwww
Miami Dolphins 6-6 -lwww-llwwwlll
Houston Texans 5-7 -wlllll-lwwlww
Carolina Panthers 4-8 -wlwll-llllwlw
Tennessee Titans 4-8 -lwlllwwl-lllw
San Diego Chargers 4-8 -lllllwwwl-wll
Atlanta Falcons 4-8 -lwlwllw-lwlll
Seattle Seahawks 4-8 -wlwl-lwllwlll
Detroit Lions 3-9 -lwlwll-llllwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-9 -wwlllwl-lllll
New England Patriots 2-10 -llll-wlwlllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-11 -lllwllllwllll
Baltimore Ravens 1-11 -llllwll-lllll
Denver Broncos 1-11 -wlllllll-llll
Arizona Cardinals 0-12 -lllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-12 -llllllll-llll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-13 llllll-lllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 --w--wwwww-www
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 w--w-w----wwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w-
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www-
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 w---------www-
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w-
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w-
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 -w---------w-w
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 w--w--------w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-------
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ------w------w
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w---
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w------
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw-
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwww-w-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 -wwww--ww-wwwl
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 l---www--www-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www---
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww-
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w-
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl-
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 -wwwwwwll-w-ww
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 l--------wwww-
USC (Nike) 8-2 www-wlw-w-w-wl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww-
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww-
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww-
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw-
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww-
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 ------ww-wllww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl-
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww-
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w-
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w-
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-----
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-------
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w------
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w----
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w-
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l--
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl-
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww-
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 --lw--------lw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w--
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w------
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w----
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw-
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w-
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-----
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l---
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 -----w-------l
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-----
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlw-llwwlwwll-
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llww-ww-lw--ll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 l-lw-----w--l-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll-
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 w----l-lw-llwl
Washington (Nike) 3-5 --l-l-wwlw-l-l
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 ---l-w---ll-lw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl-
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l-
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw-
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 w-l--wlllll-wl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll-
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll--
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll-
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll-
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 ---l-ll--w---l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll-
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l---
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l----
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l-
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l--
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l-
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 l-ll--lll---ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l-
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 -lll--lll---ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll-
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 ll-l-llllll-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll-
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w------
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-----
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w---
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w--
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w---
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w-
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l------
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l--
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-------
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-----
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l----
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
Adidas 94-75
Nike 234-224
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-47
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 21-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 6-1 wwwlwww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Golden State Warriors 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 6-3 wlwwlwwlw
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 11-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Miami Heat 2-5 lwllwll
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-6 wllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
The big story in sports fashion this week was, of course, the Green Bay Packers 1929 throwbacks: Old-style tan pants, dark blue jerseys with yellow numbers, including what I call the "Herbie The Love Bug" circled numbers on the front, and brown helmets, meant to represent leather headgear, that looked like giant malted milk balls. All the usual highlight announcers (save Boomer) made all the usual lame derisive comments, but what do they know about sports fashion? Nothing! I liked this look, so much in fact that it beat San Fran's Jello 123 road look. Party like it's 1929!
Other winning outfits this week: Tampa Bay's delicious "Creamsicle" uni, the Phoenix Suns' sunny orange, and the UCLA Bruins, who know how to do powder blue right!
Sadly, I cannot say the same for the Chargers. My squeaky wheel from last week got greased (sort of) as they finally wore powder blue this week, but I was led to believe they'd be in their throwbacks. They weren't, and they got beat by Oakland's shiny pants. The Ravens went with a purple jersey/black pant combo Sunday night. Who do they think they are, Northwestern? And speaking of black pants, I am SO utterly pissed at the Saints. The worst part is, since they were playing the Bungles, they won anyway. Ugh. You assholes.
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 12-0 -wwwwwww-wwwww
Green Bay Packers 12-0 -wwwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlw
Washington Redskins 10-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwww
New Orleans Saints 10-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlw
San Francisco 49ers 10-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 10-3 -wwwllwwwlwwww
St Louis Rams 9-3 -wlwwwlww-lwww
Indianapolis Colts 9-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwl
New York Giants 9-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 10-4 wlwwlwwwwllwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-4 -wlwwwllwwwlww
Cleveland Browns 8-4 -lwwlwll-wwwww
New York Jets 8-4 -lwlwww-lwlwww
Oakland Raiders 8-4 -wllwwlwww-lww
Buffalo Bills 7-5 -llwlw-wllwwww
Miami Dolphins 6-6 -lwww-llwwwlll
Houston Texans 5-7 -wlllll-lwwlww
Carolina Panthers 4-8 -wlwll-llllwlw
Tennessee Titans 4-8 -lwlllwwl-lllw
San Diego Chargers 4-8 -lllllwwwl-wll
Atlanta Falcons 4-8 -lwlwllw-lwlll
Seattle Seahawks 4-8 -wlwl-lwllwlll
Detroit Lions 3-9 -lwlwll-llllwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-9 -wwlllwl-lllll
New England Patriots 2-10 -llll-wlwlllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-11 -lllwllllwllll
Baltimore Ravens 1-11 -llllwll-lllll
Denver Broncos 1-11 -wlllllll-llll
Arizona Cardinals 0-12 -lllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-12 -llllllll-llll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-13 llllll-lllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 --w--wwwww-www
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 w--w-w----wwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w-
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www-
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 w---------www-
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w-
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w-
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 -w---------w-w
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 w--w--------w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-------
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ------w------w
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w---
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w------
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw-
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwww-w-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 -wwww--ww-wwwl
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 l---www--www-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www---
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww-
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w-
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl-
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 -wwwwwwll-w-ww
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 l--------wwww-
USC (Nike) 8-2 www-wlw-w-w-wl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww-
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww-
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww-
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw-
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww-
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 ------ww-wllww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl-
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww-
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w-
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w-
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-----
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-------
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w------
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w----
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w-
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l--
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl-
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww-
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 --lw--------lw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w--
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w------
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w----
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw-
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w-
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-----
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l---
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 -----w-------l
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-----
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlw-llwwlwwll-
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llww-ww-lw--ll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 l-lw-----w--l-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll-
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 w----l-lw-llwl
Washington (Nike) 3-5 --l-l-wwlw-l-l
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 ---l-w---ll-lw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl-
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l-
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw-
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 w-l--wlllll-wl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll-
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll--
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll-
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll-
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 ---l-ll--w---l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll-
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l---
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l----
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l-
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l--
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l-
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 l-ll--lll---ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l-
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 -lll--lll---ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll-
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 ll-l-llllll-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll-
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w------
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-----
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w---
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w--
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w---
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w-
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l------
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l--
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-------
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-----
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l----
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
Adidas 94-75
Nike 234-224
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-47
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 21-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 6-1 wwwlwww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Golden State Warriors 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 6-3 wlwwlwwlw
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 11-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Miami Heat 2-5 lwllwll
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-6 wllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
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